I'm Rooting For IRAN

[Checked Up]

The Grapevine says that you root for losers on a daily basis anyway, so while they get their asses kicked it shouldn't bother you 

[Calhoun]

Well,

According to every reputable source, including 8 Republican US Senators, Iran definitely won.

Hardened regime, $500 Billion from USA, absolute control over Strait of Hormuz, etc... etc... etc...

We get a worse deal than Obama made and Trump trashed.

Bibi told Trump Iran would fold. Trump believed him.

Fuck Israel.

Calhoun told you, you Trump Imbeciles.

[LUCPARK]

TRUMP KICKED TEAM  OUT OF COUNTRY 12 MINUTES AFTER GAME ENDED

GET YOUR ASSES BACK TO MEXICO

TRUMP DONT PLAY BRO

IRAN LEADERS CRYIN

WE DIDNT EVEN SHOWER AND WE ARE MISSING OUR RUGS  WHO TOOK THE FCKIN RUGS

TRUMP DONT PLAY BRO

[silent one]

        -$300 billion in construction funds.
        -$100 billion in unfrozen assets.
        -Sanctions lifted from oil sales.
        -An even worse regime than before.
        -Tolls from Hormuz.
        -Control of Hormuz.
        -Gave Iran everything they demanded.
 
         Yes, Trump don't play, he just lost.

         Sincerely, Silent One

[Calhoun]

Trump believes his base are all imbeciles.

I think he's correct.

The Iran soccer team

 

[LUCPARK]

IRAN'S  SOCCER TEAM WASNT ALLOWED TO SHOWER

[John Moody]

        -$300 billion in construction funds.
        -$100 billion in unfrozen assets.
        -Sanctions lifted from oil sales.
        -An even worse regime than before.
        -Tolls from Hormuz.
        -Control of Hormuz.
        -Gave Iran everything they demanded.
 
         Yes, Trump don't play, he just lost.

         Sincerely, Silent One

Funny thing is , every single thing in your post is factually incorrect

[LUCPARK]

Funny thing is , every single thing in your post is factually incorrect

HES A FCKIN NITIWT LIBERAL PAY NO MIND 

[silent one]

Funny thing is , every single thing in your post is factually incorrect

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  This is why I enjoy Trumptards. Their inability to read. This is directly from the Memorandum Of Understanding, it has 14 points, I'll get to the relevant points.

   #6 The United States undertakes with regional partners to develop a definitive, mutually agreed plan with AT LEAST $300 BILLION for the reconstruction and economic development of the ISLAMIC REPUBLIC OF IRAN.
 
   #7 The United States undertakes to terminate ALL types of sanctions against the Islamic Republic of Iran, including the United Nations Security Council resolutions, IAEA Board of Governors resolutions, and ALL unilateral U.S. sanctions, primary and secondary.

   #10 The United States undertakes that immediately upon the signing of the MOU and until the termination of sanctions, the U.S. Department of Treasury will issue waivers for the export of Iranian crude oil, petroleum products and derivatives, and all associated services, including banking transactions, insurances, transportation, etc.

   #11 The U.S. undertakes to make fully available for use the frozen or restricted funds and assets of the Islamic Republic of Iran.

   The U.S, got the reopening of the Strait of Hormuz, and Iran's pledge to not develop nuclear weapons. For all the Trump lovers, the Strait of Hormuz was open prior to this shitshow, and Iran had already pledged to not develop nuclear weapons.

      Sincerely, Silent One

[Sweet]

  This is why I enjoy Trumptards. Their inability to read. This is directly from the Memorandum Of Understanding, it has 14 points, I'll get to the relevant points.

   #6 The United States undertakes with regional partners to develop a definitive, mutually agreed plan with AT LEAST $300 BILLION for the reconstruction and economic development of the ISLAMIC REPUBLIC OF IRAN.
 
   #7 The United States undertakes to terminate ALL types of sanctions against the Islamic Republic of Iran, including the United Nations Security Council resolutions, IAEA Board of Governors resolutions, and ALL unilateral U.S. sanctions, primary and secondary.

   #10 The United States undertakes that immediately upon the signing of the MOU and until the termination of sanctions, the U.S. Department of Treasury will issue waivers for the export of Iranian crude oil, petroleum products and derivatives, and all associated services, including banking transactions, insurances, transportation, etc.

   #11 The U.S. undertakes to make fully available for use the frozen or restricted funds and assets of the Islamic Republic of Iran.

   The U.S, got the reopening of the Strait of Hormuz, and Iran's pledge to not develop nuclear weapons. For all the Trump lovers, the Strait of Hormuz was open prior to this shitshow, and Iran had already pledged to not develop nuclear weapons.

      Sincerely, Silent One

And these are not only Republicans but the most loyal to Trump 

Sen. Roger Wicker, R-Miss., chair of the Senate Armed Services Committee, told reporter Jamie Dupree, “the $300 billion fund for reconstruction and economic development of Iran—though not funded by U.S. taxpayers—would make Iran’s payoff under President Obama’s 2015 deal look like a pittance by comparison.”

 

Sen. John Cornyn, R-Texas, told Semafor he’s “concerned about” the agreement, adding, “I’ve heard it described as an intermission, unfortunately leaving Iran with the capability to rebuild its arsenal and continue enriching uranium.” (Trump, after claiming before the agreement was made public that Iran would allow the U.S. to extract its uranium, downplayed Iran’s enrichment program, telling reporters Wednesday “it’s not actually valuable” and is buried deep underground.)

 

Sen. Ted Cruz, R-Texas, said on his podcast Wednesday that it’s an “incredibly foolish idea” and “utterly indefensible” to give Iran $300 billion, and told Semafor in an article published Thursday “it’s fair to say” he’s not a fan of the agreement.

 

Conservative podcaster and Daily Wire co-founder Ben Shapiro, who supported Trump’s attacks on Iran, told Fox News on Wednesday the agreement appears to be a “disaster that does not achieve any of the actual goals set by the administration at the beginning,” including eliminating Iran’s nuclear and ballistic missile programs, requiring Iran to end support of terrorist groups and open the Strait of Hormuz toll-free, and leaving U.S. sanctions against Iran in place until it makes progress to meet its end of the agreement.

 

Trump ally Steve Bannon said on his podcast “we can’t get in the business of giving these guys all this money and giving them access. We got the sanctions, keep the sanctions on, don’t let them sell any oil, don’t put in $300 billion or let anybody do it . . . I think we’re looking at this cockeyed, we shouldn’t be doing anything for these people.”

 

Fox New host Brian Kilmeade said Wednesday “it doesn’t look like Iran has been brought to its knees . . . at this moment, it seems like Iran got a lot out of it that many people weren’t expecting.”

 

[Calhoun]

It's too bad THE IRON SHEIKH did not live long enough to see this.

 

[Kenny]

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   #6 The United States undertakes with regional partners to develop a definitive, mutually agreed plan with AT LEAST $300 BILLION for the reconstruction and economic development of the ISLAMIC REPUBLIC OF IRAN.

Not one penny coming from the US, all other countries. Also it is not a grant, it FINANCING.

[Calhoun]

IRAN'S  SOCCER TEAM WASNT ALLOWED TO SHOWER

That's not true.

[TimTimTimbo]

"Preliminary investigations and satellite imagery analysis suggest that the United States was likely responsible for the Feb. 28, 2026, missile strike on a girls' school in Minab, Iran, which killed over 165 people, most of them children
. While Iran blamed a joint U.S.-Israel attack, U.S. officials suggest it was likely an error, resulting from using outdated intelligence that identified the school as part of an adjacent military base."

Source, New York Times

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/3/12/who-bombed-the-iranian-girls-school-killing-more-than-170-what-we-know

Aljazeera too

Of course, Everything Trump does is a clusterfuck. The economy is going in the tank, Every other country hates the fucker. He bankrupted his own casino which is almost impossible to do. His own cabinet think he's gone off the rails.  His dementia is going to cause him to be replaced by that Idiot Vance who the rich stuck in there to take over.

Vance hates him and is undermining him behind his back. He does not need to do anything though as if you listen to Trump talk for more than 30 seconds you see how far gone he is.

[TimTimTimbo]

He bombed Iran, took out innocent kids at a school. No fucking brains and he did it for his buddy Netanyahu, lined his pockets by manipulation of the stock market.

Netanyahu could not talk any other president, Republican or Democrat into doing what Trump did. Trump is getting his pockets lined

All this war has done is raised oil prices thru the roof because of the closing of the strait and everything is gone up in price.. Inflation is going thru the roof from here on out.  He is fucking the rest of the world and the rest of the world will not tolerate him much longer but he will be locked away with his rotting brain by his own cabinet.

All he is doing is ensuring a complete blue wave in November where Republicans with lose 20 or 30 seats in the house and lose in the Senate.

They can Gerrymander all they want and the cry foul when California voted to eradicate Republican seats the legal way.  When Texas gerrymandered at Daddy's request, that set off a chain reaction that will blow up in their faces. They tried to undo what California did in retaliation for Texas and even the Trump owned Supreme court had to side with California. Bunch of fucking Hypocrites coudn't handle the fact that Cali did thing the correct way by the Constitution.

The Republican party was a respected party until that idiot took it over. Now as a Party it is eternally fucked.