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Trump wins SUPERBOWL
« on: January 17, 2026, 08:51:58 AM »
With no QB And no defense and running back and a zero payroll DONALD J TRUMP WIN SUPERBOWL as all winning teams have declared that they are giving him the award when game is finished because he deserves it and most teams know that a few of their players will need future pardons,   Trump when told of this news was elated but when asked are you also looking forward to also winning the NBA title he told the reporter that ice will make sure that there are no players available for the playoffs and that NBA players are very bad people

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Re: Trump wins SUPERBOWL
« Reply #1 on: January 17, 2026, 08:57:27 AM »
Heard Bad Bunny is out from the Super Bowl and now Trump is going to perform with special appearance by ICE!

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Re: Trump wins SUPERBOWL
« Reply #2 on: January 17, 2026, 09:49:29 AM »
Heard Bad Bunny is out from the Super Bowl and now Trump is going to perform with special appearance by ICE!

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vanilla ice is back with ice baby ice,       Also heard that TRUMP believes the league is racist as how is it possible that no proud boy players in the NBA and they sure proved on JAN6 that they can jump and play tough

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Re: Trump wins SUPERBOWL
« Reply #3 on: January 17, 2026, 12:42:34 PM »
So there will be no bias, and the game will be conducted and called faiur and square  tmbz1...

Trump has asked the DOJ to assign 3 US attorneys to ref the game.

They will of course, be masked.

However we have hacked into the White House communication network and we have their names...

Dewy, Cheatem & Howe  ;D

 

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