First time Plop Special.
He still feels his marbles but they're firing blanks.
Surgically, through insults alone...
I've give the pigeon vasectomy - Free of Charge. 
After great study and thinking, I've determined the greatest racing in the world is Aussie/New Z Greyound racing on GRASS STRAIGTAWAY courses. No turns, minimal bumping. Just 1/5 of a mile of balls out dog racing.