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THINGS ONE SHOULD NOT DO AT XMAS DINNER TABLE
« on: December 10, 2025, 07:50:57 PM »
With Christmas being just around the corner a couple of hints when you’re having Christmas dinner with your folks manners are a must I know some of you inbred  hillbillies know nothing about manners ;D ;D

I’m here to help


DONT Criticize the food good or bad

Don’t stare at your cousins ass no matter how nice it likes  ngc3 ngc3

No swearing at Xmas dinner table

Bring gifts if you get an invite   NOBDY LIKES A CHEAPSKATE

ABSOLUTELY NO PASSING GAS.

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Re: THINGS ONE SHOULD NOT DO AT XMAS DINNER TABLE
« Reply #1 on: December 10, 2025, 08:27:46 PM »
Yeh, don't be a grinch...bring wine, booze, a big bottle, bring two red & white  tmbz1 good dope if it's that kind of crowd. I host eaters, so I want none of their food, homemade or store bought.

Get a haircut, take a bath, wash that crusty asshole.  Act like a human being for a fucking change even if you aren't one.

Agree, don't fart, with that said...if you're feeling gassy sit next to the oldest most out it person (or the family dog), unless that's you already, you're shit out of luck, in the can and bring matches. 

No religion no politics, try to control yoself - you're with decent people, not at Plop!   ;D

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Re: THINGS ONE SHOULD NOT DO AT XMAS DINNER TABLE
« Reply #2 on: December 10, 2025, 09:14:17 PM »
 (OR THE FAMILY DOG)

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Re: THINGS ONE SHOULD NOT DO AT XMAS DINNER TABLE
« Reply #3 on: December 10, 2025, 09:16:11 PM »
 IF YOU HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM..

GO TO A GAS STATION ..NEVER SHIT IN SOMEONES HOUSE..

ANIMALS DO THAT

HUMANS HAVE EVOLVED ,,, tmbz1
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Re: THINGS ONE SHOULD NOT DO AT XMAS DINNER TABLE
« Reply #4 on: December 10, 2025, 09:21:24 PM »
IF YOU HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM..

GO TO A GAS STATION ..NEVER SHIT IN SOMEONES HOUSE..

ANIMALS DO THAT

HUMANS HAVE EVOLVED ,,, tmbz1

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Re: THINGS ONE SHOULD NOT DO AT XMAS DINNER TABLE
« Reply #5 on: December 11, 2025, 06:56:53 AM »
Lucpark and Trigger are sick fucks.....and I love it  tmbz1 tmbz1

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Re: THINGS ONE SHOULD NOT DO AT XMAS DINNER TABLE
« Reply #6 on: December 12, 2025, 05:43:39 PM »
Yeh, don't be a grinch...bring wine, booze, a big bottle, bring two red & white  tmbz1 good dope if it's that kind of crowd. I host eaters, so I want none of their food, homemade or store bought.

Get a haircut, take a bath, wash that crusty asshole.  Act like a human being for a fucking change even if you aren't one.

Agree, don't fart, with that said...if you're feeling gassy sit next to the oldest most out it person (or the family dog), unless that's you already, you're shit out of luck, in the can and bring matches. 

No religion no politics, try to control yoself - you're with decent people, not at Plop!   ;D
that was funny not kidding. You had me laughing, specially with the family dog. lol

 

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