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Dan Noble has pissed dirty!
« on: November 28, 2025, 01:40:17 PM »
Noble comes up positive for weed and amphetamines (ie, Meth) and gets a  $500 fine? Way too light for a penalty IMHO! When the test came back hot,did the Judges say " Bad news Dan, your test was positive and it will cost you $500,but your doing a great job monitoring your booze intake" or what!???? SMFH  43xc.2 43xc.2 43xc.2

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Re: Dan Noble has pissed dirty!
« Reply #1 on: November 28, 2025, 02:38:33 PM »
Noble comes up positive for weed and amphetamines (ie, Meth) and gets a  $500 fine? Way too light for a penalty IMHO! When the test came back hot,did the Judges say " Bad news Dan, your test was positive and it will cost you $500,but your doing a great job monitoring your booze intake" or what!???? SMFH  43xc.2 43xc.2 43xc.2


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Re: Dan Noble has pissed dirty!
« Reply #2 on: November 28, 2025, 03:54:34 PM »
Keeps that up he’ll be looking for a set of dentures pretty soon.

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Re: Dan Noble has pissed dirty!
« Reply #3 on: November 28, 2025, 04:19:57 PM »
Keeps that up he’ll be looking for a set of dentures pretty soon.

Who,  Noble will need dentures?

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Re: Dan Noble has pissed dirty!
« Reply #4 on: November 28, 2025, 04:50:24 PM »
Not his first penalty for this and only $500?  Needs at least 30 days, especially for amphetamines.

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Re: Dan Noble has pissed dirty!
« Reply #5 on: November 28, 2025, 05:36:07 PM »
Are we SURE Walter Case isn't Dan Noble's father??? How soon before he stabs his wife?

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Re: Dan Noble has pissed dirty!
« Reply #6 on: November 28, 2025, 07:21:02 PM »
Probably just a misunderstanding. Maybe he’s just sampling what they give the horses.   ngc3  ngc3  ngc3

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Re: Dan Noble has pissed dirty!
« Reply #7 on: November 29, 2025, 08:36:28 AM »
Just another contamination positive. Go some of the pre race on his hands and didn’t wash them before eating lunch

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Re: Dan Noble has pissed dirty!
« Reply #8 on: November 29, 2025, 10:42:10 AM »
Perfectly clean meth that dropped (picked up and smoked) in perfectly clean horse piss that was concealing a foreign national who pissed meth positive in the stall, they since removed by ICE!

Go with that story, after all it's Harness Racing!   ;D

 

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