Odds on Mr Fucking Mamba

[MOHAWK FREAK]

Chamberlain knows nothing about harness racing handicapping, history, etc... Which detracts from his calls

Any other announcer that actually follows the sport would've known the second they crossed the wire that was an all-time performance. A track record, world record, etc.

As a T-bred guy, where times don't matter nearly as much, he had zero hunch or inclination that 147 was a special number for 2 year olds, which is just crazy

Should've been automatic to know any number sub 148 is a world record for 2 year olds

His handicapping picks are a complete and utter joke too... Has zero wise angles or insights into his selections.   The first thing Gabe did was cut all of his handicapping segments and phase out the distribution of his picks, which I think was smart

Scott Ehrlich is available. They passed him up for this baffoon!!!  His patented call “has won it”.  I prefer watching the race on mute. He has no idea what he is watching. 

[Grandstand Handicapper]

I would guess this horse is eligible for the Championship Night this Friday. Let's see how easily he wins there. While they've made progress, beating a bunch of a Indiana breds is still beating a bunch of Indiana breds.....and that's a long way from winning the Metro, which of course is open company.

[Kenny]

Dead end? May want to check the buggy racing pools vs. tbreds my man.
Who cares about records...you only have to beat who is in the race. Harness has it backwards.

The BREED is at a dead end.  Can you read?

[Trigger]

His race is coming up soon, 10th at Hoosier.

[Grandstand Handicapper]

Won it like he was supposed to. Eeeeeezee. I guess we'll have to wait until next year to see if he can do it against open company.

[Beard]

Won it like he was supposed to. Eeeeeezee. I guess we'll have to wait until next year to see if he can do it against open company.

Very impressive he looked like he was doing it effortlessly the last 1/16th

[Trigger]

Very impressive he looked like he was doing it effortlessly the last 1/16th

This was a masterful DD drive.

Got the respect of everyone going in.

By the half it was over, 56 2/5.

You come off a lifetime mark the previous week this is the only game plan, and rarely pulled off, and it was executed to a tee.

DD picked up a Wilfong horse early on in that card, shaved 2-3 sec too in a romp.  He's worth his weight in driver gold.