Who's most likely to have an anal fetish?

[Buckeye]

Otten?
The Littles?
W Ross?
Ellie S?
J Gurrrr?
 

[Trigger]

Otten?
The Littles?
W Ross?
Ellie S?
J Gurrrr?
 

 

All of the above!

Except J Gurrrr does it without lube!   

[MOHAWK FREAK]

  I don’t understand the anal fetish. I tried it for the first time last month and it hurt like hell. I’ll never put anything in my ass again. 

[Trigger]

  I don’t understand the anal fetish. I tried it for the first time last month and it hurt like hell. I’ll never put anything in my ass again.

I don't dare ask what you put up in there, sounds really big, first time, well there layeth the problem. 

I had a gf, long time ago when I was in my late teens, would blow ya and use a finger, made you cum like a geyser.

Since then, I have no interest, my back door is closed for biz.  Though if she ever comes back, never say never, I'm willing to renegotiate. 

[Yonkers1A]

I don't dare ask what you put up in there, sounds really big, first time, well there layeth the problem. 

I had a gf, long time ago when I was in my late teens, would blow ya and use a finger, made you cum like a geyser.

Since then, I have no interest, my back door is closed for biz.  Though if she ever comes back, never say never, I'm willing to renegotiate. 

I might be interested, whats her name

[Mazola]

I don't dare ask what you put up in there, sounds really big, first time, well there layeth the problem. 

I had a gf, long time ago when I was in my late teens, would blow ya and use a finger, made you cum like a geyser.

Since then, I have no interest, my back door is closed for biz.  Though if she ever comes back, never say never, I'm willing to renegotiate. 

Agree. Ass is exit only.

[Trigger]

I might be interested, whats her name

   

There's no might, might?, lol, she was a pro and a natural, the best there ever was the best there will ever be.

Ironically her husband wants her to strap on and use on him and she's not interested possibly why there could be a reconciliation.

BJ queen of the universe, dox the shit out of that name!   

[kantseeback]

One has to be careful not to get mud on their helmet while travelling the Hershey highway.

[Trigger]

One has to be careful not to get mud on their helmet while travelling the Hershey highway.

 

Good point, wrap your tool after you pull out of the baby maker!

They all they think they're pros, asking for it and not be prepared.

Throw them right the fucking bedroom window if they pull that shit! 

[kantseeback]

I hope you inexperienced younger guys are taking notes; there will be a final at the end of this thread.

[Trigger]

Here's a nice little gift for your lady, she can attach it and use it in the shower.



If you're not well endowed, whatever, get her the smaller version.  Otherwise she might end up taking very very long showers and forget your name!   

[PIGLAND]

Rain man?

[rainman2]

Rain man?

Actually, it's you PORKY!

[Lance]

 I can’t possibly think who would be into this back door shenanigans.

[Trigger]

I can’t possibly think who would be into this back door shenanigans.

 

I can't possibly think why the last 2 posters b4 u said it like it was a bad thing!