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Are Penis Pumps made in China Safe?
« on: June 07, 2023, 08:33:43 PM »
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Re: Are Penis Pumps made in China Safe?
« Reply #1 on: June 07, 2023, 08:56:07 PM »
They are safe but they are only 4 inches long, so good luck!

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Re: Are Penis Pumps made in China Safe?
« Reply #2 on: June 07, 2023, 09:02:01 PM »
They are safe but they are only 4 inches long, so good luck!

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Re: Are Penis Pumps made in China Safe?
« Reply #3 on: June 07, 2023, 09:16:34 PM »
Thank you Thinking of getting The Senator a nice gift but didnt want to spend alot
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Re: Are Penis Pumps made in China Safe?
« Reply #4 on: June 07, 2023, 09:26:26 PM »
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Re: Are Penis Pumps made in China Safe?
« Reply #5 on: June 07, 2023, 09:26:41 PM »
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« Reply #6 on: June 07, 2023, 09:28:02 PM »

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Re: Are Penis Pumps made in China Safe?
« Reply #7 on: June 07, 2023, 09:28:09 PM »
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Re: Are Penis Pumps made in China Safe?
« Reply #8 on: June 07, 2023, 09:31:57 PM »

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Re: Are Penis Pumps made in China Safe?
« Reply #9 on: June 07, 2023, 09:33:52 PM »
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Re: Are Penis Pumps made in China Safe?
« Reply #11 on: July 23, 2023, 01:55:35 PM »
Penis Pumps need on the backside ASAP!  11.wp
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Re: Are Penis Pumps made in China Safe?
« Reply #12 on: July 31, 2023, 09:54:16 PM »
These things should be illegal. I was using one last eve. and nearly popped the head right off. Damn thing went from purple to ice blue.
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Re: Are Penis Pumps made in China Safe?
« Reply #13 on: August 12, 2023, 07:33:47 PM »
Inquiring minds need answers.

Chopsticks and vaseline work much better.

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Re: Are Penis Pumps made in China Safe?
« Reply #14 on: August 12, 2023, 07:35:52 PM »
Inquiring minds need answers.

Have you ever seen a super hung chinese guy in porn?
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