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General Category => Sports Wagering - Tips & Picks => Topic started by: JOHN FRANK on September 05, 2025, 03:26:28 PM
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Have not looked yet. Be prepared.
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I'ssgot 3 games to bet.
STEELEELERS{JETS.
Take everythin you have and take the -3 on the STEEL.
BENGALS/BROWNS. If you into PARLEYS,Bet the STEEL and BENGALS -5,5.
Take the Crdinals AT -5.5 VRS THE saints. iF YOU LOKE A 3 TEAM PARLRY THAT A 6-1 RETURN.
gOOD LUCK EVERYONE.john frank army ONLY ROOTIN THE steel along. iT A GREAT BET. bet THE steel.
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Current RECORD. 1-2
Gots sum theens to say. Have to say ARRON looked very good. Have to say,so did FIELDS. Can't understand the JETS coach bitchin after game. His team played great. And one tin the STEELERS have is CHRIS BOSWELL. This guy can kick. Indoor,outdoor, HE THE MAN. Outdoor if it nice or 20 below.the MAN can KICK.
BENGALS surprized me. Thought they would crush BROWNS. They might not be as good as projected. But it early.
JOHN FRANK ARMY gonna play MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL. Since me from CHICAGO,I normally lay off BEARS games. The game is interistin though.
Both teams kinda hurtin from injuries. For CHRIST SAKE: How do that happen. THese fucks hardly played in PRE-SEASON. As BUGSEY would say: Eat more carrots. So you got MINNISOTA. A QB that never played before,got wiped out his first season from injury and then suffered another first week in camp.Ok: HE went 28-1 at MICHIGAN. NO one gives a SHIT. How many BLUE CHIPS there. COUNTLESS. TOOO BEE CONTINUEED.....
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But he surronded by guys who know how to play. And VIKES "D" is great. The kid could FUC up and still WIN. I guess you can see where this leadin 2.
LETS GO BEARS! Yikes. They got the same proplems as last year. OFFENSIVE line blows. Insteadof draftin OFFENSIVE line,they draft receivers which they no not need. Member,WILLIAMS was the most sacked QB in football last year. Expect the same tonight with VIKIN "D". And CALEB can not throw. He in PANIC MODE every time. Wasted first round pic again. I will be curious to watch thee head coach,former LION,offensive co-ordinater,to see if on offense he goes on every 4th down. Enough said: Here me bets.
VIKINGS -1.5
VIKINGS/BEARS.....Under 43.5
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Current record.....2-3
Todays games.
COWBOYS.....-4.5
They can't be worse than there first game,can they.
BILLS/JETS.....Over 47.5
Looks like a shoot-out,but when one thinks that,the score ends up 14-10.
STEELERS.....-3.5
I'm expectin another nice game from igotistical ARRON.
Good luck everyone.
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Love pit -3... tmbz1
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I'm goin play one more AT 3 O'CLOCK.
eAGLES/chiefs.....oVER 46.5
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Current record.....2-7
Not a good way to start 2 weeks into season.
Never say never,so we will push forward and most likly add to me loss total.
Monday NIGHT FOOTBALL.
CHARGERS/RAIDERS.....Over 46.5
HOUSTEN.....-2.5
I might add: SUMHOW when thins borin and that most of the time,I have tuned into WOMENS FOOTBALL and I think that played in AUSTRALIAA. If sumone can explain these nutty insane rules,I'D be willin to listen.
If me losin streak continues,I might switch to handicappin this crazy sport.
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Current record.....2-9
So'S I'm puttin in meeesess horrible selections a day early. Would not want to interrupt that classic KIRK memorial where it all attended by MAGA FUCS and they all gonna be on their phone watchin NFL.
CAN JOHN FRANK ARMY get any WORSE. YES: if he were allowed to attend the KIRK,SHITSHOW. Can anyone please go to GRAVE,peacefully.
Here goes:
RAIDERS/COMMANDERS.....Under 43.5. Speakin of SHITSHOWS,this is ONE.
BENGALS.....+3. This game should be a NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET. How come NO one can KILL,FREDDY. 2 QB'S that belong in that DREAM NIGHTMARE.
EAGLES.....-3.5. I,m not even sure who the fuck they playin. College ALL-STARS,me hopin.
STEEL.....-1.5. IF ARROGANT BOY displays another SHIT PERFORMANCE, he needs to be put in a dog pound,with a 30 day lifetime.
COWBOYS.....-1.5. Here'sone goes. THE BEARS and their QB,their OFFENSIVE line, Their secondary,and their runnin backs are the worst in FOOTBALL.
This line should be: COWBOYS -30.
Have fun YOU MEGA RETARD FUCKS,watchin the PRAISES O the CLOWN KIRK, and NO clips of his RACIST LIES. And then watch BALLOOON WALRUS say his PRAISE and then DWARF into all kinds of CRAZED INSANE SHIT.
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My 3 quick picks
Vikings over the Bengals
Cowboys over the Bears
Lions over the Ravens
Good luck to all!!!!!
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Current record.....4-12
Can't sink any lower,OH yes I can.
Will play tonight.
RAVINS.....-4.5
As much as I would like the LIONS to win,and help out the STEEL by winnin,I don't see this happenin. Although 4.5 could kill me.
Don't think the LIONS as good this year as last. So they beatup on the BEARS. If i went back a thousand years and fielded a team of all me grandma's,they could have beat the BEARS. RAVINS QB to tough. THROW,RUN, the man can do it all. At home also. GEOFF has never convinced me he can play pressue games. Although this only 3rd game and a lot of foootsie ball left,it gonna be on him this game to get job done. And MONTGOMERY,age and beatins cathin up to him.He a straight front runner and RAVINS used to be a great D team. Stop him and you stop,LIONS.
Havin said all this crap,I'm gonna take UNDER in GAME.
LIONS/RAVINS.....under 52.5
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I agree with JFA.. I love Baltimore and giving the 4.5 points. Lamar Jackson is 22-1 all time vs NFC opponents. Enough said. I'll probably put at least a few hundred on them. I to am a huge Steelers fan so it pains me to say this, but as with any gambling you bet with your head, not your heart. I might check the alternate spreads as well.
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Current Record.....4-14
I'M sayin me the "CINDERELLA MAN 2 ". Thank you JAMES J. BRADDOCK.
I'm startin me comeback tonight.
SEATTLE/ARIZONA......Over 43.5
I'D make a comment on this,but my last one,sayin stop MONTGOMERY and you win the game failed. He rushed for 168 yards and I don't know how many TD'S.
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Current wreck ord.....4-15
REminds one of my last 2 years in LITTLE LEQUE baseball. 5-37. Me pitchin,5-16. Hard to believe there could have been 5 teams we defeated.
So since I survived that TRAIN WRECK years ago,I learned that DEFEAT can lead to SUCCEESS.
Here me this weeks SELECTIONS:
BEARS.....+1.5
They started -1.5,why the switch. I get it. VEGAS RAIDER bettors. Can CALEB perform like last week.
COLTS/RAMS.....under 48.5
2 teams that like defense. Watch that SHIT fall apart.
PACKERS/COWBOYS.....Under 47.5
Still not sold on the PACK yet. Although right know watchin the VIKES,they absoulutly BLOW. And what can I say about the BOY's. THEY ABSOULTLY BLOW.
GOOD LUCK everyone and I'SSSS hope you bet me pics. I'm feelin strong,but that might be from 5 hour energy.
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Current record.....6-16
Todays games.
JETS.....+1.5
TAMPA BAY/SEAHAWKS.....Over 44.5
CHARGERS.....-2.5
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Current record.....7-18
John Frank ARMY took a breather. Gave himself sum time to straighten out this mess of a crashed ditch he in. Went and looked up ESPN'S ELIMINATOR contest. That be last team standing. One can play 25 entries. Why not make it 100. REminds one of PUBLIC CLEARIN HOUSE and their promotions. Knock on door and you have one 5 million a year for life. And the winner confesses,that they put in 5 million entries,spendin months all day long.
But I had a BUD at ARLINGTON,that did that. And one year he won,$5,000. You all member RHINNY. Great guy. 100%,GERMAN. Couple years older than me. Played at LOUIVILLE as a defensive tackle. Got drafted by the old CHARGERS of AFL. Starter for 4 years until he blew his knee out. And boy could he GAMBLE. Come each day to track with $3500.00 and in a hour be down to $300.00. And then make a comeback and be up $7,000 and then toss all that away every day. Loved RHINNY. By the way. He spent all that PUBLISHIN winnings on ICE beers.
OK,lets get serious. I'm thru foolin around.
Todays bets:
BEARS/COMMANDERS.....Under 49.5
This looks like a running game,and I might add,the BEARS BLOW.
BILLS/FALCONS.....Under 49.5
Cute ain't it how the linesmakers have the same line.
This looks like a running game and I won't say anyone BLOWS.
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Current record.....9-18
Time runnin out. This be breif.
Steelers: -5.5
STEEELEERLERS/BENGALS.....Under 45.5
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Current record.....9-20
Nice to know I'm gettin cremated some day,but never expected it this soon.
Totally starrrtold bu the STEELER game. I had it right,and lost both ends. Never TRUST the ARROGANT FUC ROGERS. He gettin OLD and TOMLIN said 3 days before game he worrierd bout FLACCO the other 41 year old.
We must PROCEED:
TODAY'S games: By the way: I.m expectectin a gigantic AVALANGE on MT. EVEREST today. ODDS are at least 25 croak and will take 50 years until the remains are found.
Back to today's games:
BEARS/SAINTS.....Over 44.5
You would think I would look out me window to see if it still rainin like last 12 hours. I not give a SHIT. These to IDIOT TEAMS will be slishin and slidin all over the FUCKIN place. Sumsones amonst this crap will be able to break free and score sum touchdowns. I'M not trustin field goals in this slippery MESS.
PANTHERS/JETS.....Over 40.5
This another NIGHTMARE. I don't know the JETS coach,I know he knew. He in a world of CRAP. If these to SHIT teams can't MASSACRE each other,then wat other game on their's schedule cn they possibly CAN.
FALCONS/49'S.....Over 47.5
I guess this SOONNDAY,JOHN FRANK ARMY ARMY likes playin OVERS.
Should really put him BEHIND.
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Current record.....9-23
Where to start. Hows about everyone stiffin and cashin in on GAMBLIN. With the money everyone makes in SPORTS career,WHY the NEED. Just ask TRUMP. More ain't never near enough. I liked when he campainin this time around. They showed pictures of him on golf course with wads of moola pulgin out of his pockets. Claimed he just hands it out to everyone. :THAT WILL BE THE DAY:. Just like when he went CUBAN restuarants in FLOOORRIDEE and other joints and told the crowd, Order what you want,the food on me. Then the restuarants never got paid.
SO,ISSES a little complainin. I would like to know. I'SS look at injuries in NFL. They have players in NFL that are listed doubful,which meens chances are they WILL NOT PLAY. Not only do they end up playin,but they have the best games of their LIFES. What a CROCK. And the officials at times look quite FISHY with their calls,especially when they not subject to INSTANT re-play.
BUT I must MUSH ahead. I'm hopin to get to 10 victories by DEC. 1st.
Tonights game.
I flipped a silver dollar and it came up tails.
VIKINGS/ CHARGERS.....Unde r 44.5
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Current record.....9-24
Want to get this in now.
BEARS/RAVINS.....Under 45.5
BEARS.....+2.5
Will have more to say in a little while,about this ROTTON FLAGRANT cheatin goin on.
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No eed to post record,just movin forward today.
Will play 2 more.
STEEL/PACK.....Over 45.5
This a good one. STEEL who used to have a "D", don't have one no more. And that used to be TOMLIN specililty. Opviously the QB match up is what this game is all about. Gonna make the ARROGANT 41 year old forced to pass. But he INTERCEPT boy also. Still,me not sold on LOVE. But the STEEL needs to WIN,after there humilitatin loss to BENGALS with "I THE ONLY one that can live 4 days in complete DARKNESS and then CRYBABIED after 4 hours",LET ME OUT.
BRONCO'S/COWBOYS.....Under 51.5
I'M preyin a indoor team playin in a high altitude stadium outdoors needs OXAGIN masks after the first quarter.
SUMONE besides meself needs to look at FUCKIN CHEATIN gonna on in NFL. But who owns these FUCKIN bettin sites,with the inside. OH wait: They all big DONARS or is that DONUTS,serving TRUMP and his CROOKED FAMILY.
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Current record.....10-27
I wish I knew a birthdate today to claim,I CAN'T LOSE.
That's OK.
Let us look at tonight.
Member last year when me finised 20 up. Evidently NOT.
So you morons waitin for JOHN FRANK ARMY to do a GEAORGE. Ain't happinin. Long season.
TONIGHT.
DOLPHINS.....+7.5
DOLPHINS/RAVINS.....
uder 57.5
i'll say this
; ME thinks not that LAMARR ready to play.
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Current record.....11-29
Will I ever wake up from this perpetual nightmare. I need a alarm clock to escape from FREDDY.
Here we goes.
BENGALS.....+3
BENGALS/BEARS.....Under 51.5
This is NIGHTMARE game #1. Flacco with a sore throwin shoulder and CALEB who seems to not know how to throw.
STEELERS/COLTS.....Under 51.5
I've given up on the STEELERS. MEDITATIN BOY,ROGERS BLOWS. HE needs to go into those tents that have steamin rocks,like a sauna ant te TEMP reaches 150 while everyone smokin PEYOTE.
FALCONS/PATRIOTS.....Under 45.5
Make sure after game everyone be forced to watch SEAN HANNITY,the LYIN POS host the PATRIOT AWARDS. Wonder what award he goin give to his girlfried the LAME BRAIN,AIRHEAD.
SEATTLE.....-3
Don't like teams that have to travel across country, THerefore,since I DON'T like it,I will take the team travelin across country.
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Current record.....13-32
If me was to step in a bog,that quiksand and alone I would sink below and maybe be found 2,000 years later.
But that not happen yet and as ARMY one never surrenders.
So I will play tonight.
BOYS/CARDS.....Over 53.5
THANK's that the season continues for weeks to come.