JOHN FRANK ARMY will start his selections for NFL weekly.

[JOHN FRANK]

Current record.....7-18
John Frank ARMY took a breather. Gave himself sum time to straighten out this mess of a crashed ditch he in. Went and looked up ESPN'S ELIMINATOR contest. That be last team standing. One can play 25 entries. Why not make it 100. REminds one of PUBLIC CLEARIN HOUSE and their promotions. Knock on door and you have one 5 million a year for life. And the winner confesses,that they put in 5 million entries,spendin months all day long.
But I had a BUD at ARLINGTON,that did that. And one year he won,$5,000. You all member RHINNY. Great guy. 100%,GERMAN. Couple years older than me. Played at LOUIVILLE as a defensive tackle. Got drafted by the old CHARGERS of AFL. Starter for 4 years until he blew his knee out. And boy could he GAMBLE. Come each day to track with $3500.00 and in a hour be down to $300.00. And then make a comeback and be up $7,000 and then toss all that away every day. Loved RHINNY. By the way. He spent all that PUBLISHIN winnings on ICE beers.

OK,lets get serious. I'm thru foolin around.
Todays bets:

BEARS/COMMANDERS.....Under 49.5
This looks like a running game,and I might add,the BEARS BLOW.

BILLS/FALCONS.....Under 49.5
Cute ain't it how the linesmakers have the same line.
This looks like a running game and I won't say anyone BLOWS.

[JOHN FRANK]

Current record.....9-18
Time runnin out. This be breif.

Steelers: -5.5
STEEELEERLERS/BENGALS.....Under 45.5

[JOHN FRANK]

Current record.....9-20
Nice to know I'm gettin cremated some day,but never expected it this soon.
Totally starrrtold bu the STEELER game. I had it right,and lost both ends. Never TRUST the ARROGANT FUC ROGERS. He gettin OLD and TOMLIN said 3 days before game he worrierd bout FLACCO the other 41 year old.
We must PROCEED:
TODAY'S games: By the way: I.m expectectin a gigantic AVALANGE on MT. EVEREST today. ODDS are at least 25 croak and will take 50 years until the remains are found.
Back to today's games:

BEARS/SAINTS.....Over 44.5
You would think I would look out me window to see if it still rainin like last 12 hours. I not give a SHIT. These to IDIOT TEAMS will be slishin and slidin all over the FUCKIN place. Sumsones amonst this crap will be able to break free and score sum touchdowns. I'M not trustin field goals in this slippery MESS.

PANTHERS/JETS.....Over 40.5
This another NIGHTMARE. I don't know the JETS coach,I know he knew. He in a world of CRAP. If these to SHIT teams can't MASSACRE each other,then wat other game on their's schedule cn they possibly CAN.

FALCONS/49'S.....Over 47.5
I guess this SOONNDAY,JOHN FRANK ARMY ARMY likes playin OVERS.
Should really put him BEHIND.

[JOHN FRANK]

Current record.....9-23
Where to start. Hows about everyone stiffin and cashin in on GAMBLIN. With the money everyone makes in SPORTS career,WHY the NEED. Just ask TRUMP. More ain't never near enough. I liked when he campainin this time around. They showed pictures of him on golf course with wads of moola pulgin out of his pockets. Claimed he just hands it out to everyone. :THAT WILL BE THE DAY:. Just like when he went CUBAN restuarants in FLOOORRIDEE and other joints and told the crowd, Order what you want,the food on me. Then the restuarants never got paid.
SO,ISSES a little complainin. I would like to know. I'SS look at injuries in NFL. They have players in NFL that are listed doubful,which meens chances are they WILL NOT PLAY. Not only do they end up playin,but they have the best games of their LIFES. What a CROCK. And the officials at times look quite FISHY with their calls,especially when they not subject to INSTANT re-play.

BUT I must MUSH ahead. I'm hopin to get to 10 victories by DEC. 1st.
Tonights game.

I flipped a silver dollar and it came up tails.
VIKINGS/ CHARGERS.....Unde r 44.5

[JOHN FRANK]

Current record.....9-24
Want to get this in now.
BEARS/RAVINS.....Under 45.5
BEARS.....+2.5

Will have more to say in a little while,about this ROTTON FLAGRANT cheatin goin on.

[JOHN FRANK]

No eed to post record,just movin forward today.
Will play 2 more.

STEEL/PACK.....Over 45.5
This a good one. STEEL who used to have a "D", don't have one no more. And that used to be TOMLIN specililty. Opviously the QB match up is what this game is all about. Gonna make the ARROGANT 41 year old forced to pass. But he INTERCEPT boy also. Still,me not sold on LOVE. But the STEEL needs to WIN,after there humilitatin loss to BENGALS with "I THE ONLY one that can live 4 days in complete DARKNESS and then CRYBABIED after 4 hours",LET ME OUT.

BRONCO'S/COWBOYS.....Under 51.5
I'M preyin a indoor team playin in a high altitude stadium outdoors needs OXAGIN masks after the first quarter.

SUMONE besides meself needs to look at FUCKIN CHEATIN gonna on in NFL. But who owns these FUCKIN bettin sites,with the inside. OH wait: They all big DONARS or is that DONUTS,serving TRUMP and his CROOKED FAMILY.

[JOHN FRANK]

Current record.....10-27
I wish I knew a birthdate today to claim,I CAN'T LOSE.
That's OK.
Let us look at tonight.
Member last year when me finised 20 up. Evidently NOT.
So you morons waitin for JOHN FRANK ARMY to do a GEAORGE. Ain't happinin. Long season.
TONIGHT.
DOLPHINS.....+7.5
DOLPHINS/RAVINS.....
uder 57.5











i'll say this
; ME thinks not that LAMARR ready to play.

[JOHN FRANK]

Current record.....11-29
Will I ever wake up from this perpetual nightmare. I need a alarm clock to escape from FREDDY.
Here we goes.

BENGALS.....+3
BENGALS/BEARS.....Under 51.5
This is NIGHTMARE game #1. Flacco with a sore throwin shoulder and CALEB who seems to not know how to throw.
STEELERS/COLTS.....Under 51.5
I've given up on the STEELERS. MEDITATIN BOY,ROGERS BLOWS. HE needs to go into those tents that have steamin rocks,like a sauna ant te TEMP reaches 150 while everyone smokin PEYOTE.
FALCONS/PATRIOTS.....Under 45.5
Make sure after game everyone be forced to watch SEAN HANNITY,the LYIN POS host the PATRIOT AWARDS. Wonder what award he goin give to his girlfried the LAME BRAIN,AIRHEAD.
SEATTLE.....-3

Don't like teams that have to travel across country, THerefore,since I DON'T like it,I will take the team travelin across country.

[JOHN FRANK]

Current record.....13-32
If me was to step in a bog,that quiksand and alone I would sink below and maybe be found 2,000 years later.
But that not happen yet and as ARMY one never surrenders.

So I will play tonight.
BOYS/CARDS.....Over 53.5
THANK's that the season continues for weeks to come.

[JOHN FRANK]

Current record.....13-33

Only 20 down,not bad.
Here today wonderful plays.
RAMS/49'S.....Under 49.5
STEELERS/CHARGERS.....Over 44.5

[JOHN FRANK]

Current record.....13-35
Down 22,and sinkin fast. Lets right the ship,startin today.
Nice game tonight. Both these teams better not fuc me,as I gettin sick of being on wrong side. I might add: ARRON RODGERS should retire after his putrid performance yeasterday. So lets go.

EAGLES.....+1.5
EAGLES/PACKERS.....Under 45.5

[JOHN FRANK]

Current record.....15-35
I'm on a roll.
Todays games. We will play 6.

WASHINGTON/MIAMI.....Under 47.5
BEARS.....+3
BENGALS/STEELERS.....Over 48.5
SEAHAWKS/RAMS.....Over 48.5
49'S/CARDINALS.....Under 48.5
LIONS/EAGLES.....Over 46.5

[JOHN FRANK]

Current rscord.....17-39
What a SHITSHOW.
We will play tonight. Should hit 40 losses. TOO bad me ain't young and playin. Although I never played footsie ball. I'd be throwin games to make some MOOLA.
Tonights game.

COWBOY'S.....-3.5

[dougie]

Current rscord.....17-39
What a SHITSHOW.
We will play tonight. Should hit 40 losses. TOO bad me ain't young and playin. Although I never played footsie ball. I'd be throwin games to make some MOOLA.
Tonights game.

COWBOY'S.....-3.5

JFA, I too am having a bad betting year on football. The teams you'd expect to do are so unpredictable from week to week.

[JOHN FRANK]

Current record.....18-39.
Will say this DOUG BOY. For once you be very correct.
Too all meese fans. You will be very dis-appointed as JOHN FRANK ARMY intend to make a BATTLE OF THE BULGE COMEBACK.
Doin me pics a day early.

Here come the monstroistys:

STEELERS/BEARS.....Under 45.5
Lets see. The Bears have no linebackers,no secondary. They have receivers and a sumwhat runnin game,includin CALEB. STEELERS can't STOP thee pass. TOOMLIN likes playin game close. Where the FUC is JJ. I trust BOSWELL,not so much SANTOOOEES. Should be a fun game to watch.
GIANTS/LIONS.....Under 50.5
LIONS should slaughter the GIANTS. Please be MERCYFULL.
PATRIOTS/BENGALS.....Under 51.5
Can BENGAL 41 year old throw TD'S. I hope not.
VIKINS/PACK RAT.....Over 41.5
Will it be snowin big time. CHESSEHEADS will love that. Did I say LOVE. HE BLOWS. Did I say MC'CARTHY,HE BLOWS.
EAGLES/COWBOYS.....Over 47.5
Relly don't give a shit on this one. watch the OWNERS box on this one. SEE if paramedics arrive.