G, gets knocked out by his own shadow, never makes it to the ring, no surprise there
From his hospital bed, toothless, eyes swollen shut, and beaten to a pulp bloody, Calhoun brags to the nurse the other guy chickened out and didn't show
Kenny interrupts the ref while he's explaining no-low-blows and screams I'm an expert in blowing
No one can tell the difference between a brawling lumberjack and ugly as sin bitch Pacer 2, gets knocked out in 30 seconds, sees hundreds of emojis dancing in her skull
The bell rings and Scrape runs back to FATSO's taint where it's "safe"
Kole "bob the knob" Hanover never makes it out of the dressing room, is found deeply inhaling a middleweight dude's drawers
Chihuahua Cock, nevermind...
During fighter instructions Wiggles actually gets knocked out by the ref after his 4th "yeh, screenshots don't lie"
Kirby gets dq'd on wearing the wrong boxing attire, he showed up in his shitting pants
