Little Brown Jug Thread

[dinkadoo]

The Delaware County Fair will simulcast the harness racing action all five days of the 2018 meet.

Dave Brower will host the simulcast television broadcast on Sunday (first post 1 p.m.) and Monday (3 p.m.).

Dave Bianconi and Wendy Ross will join Brower for the Tuesday (1 p.m.), Wednesday (11 a.m.) and Thursday (11 a.m.) coverage.

Announcers Roger Huston and Jason Settlemoir will provide addition race analysis during the week.

Dave better get in what he wants to say on Sunday and Monday, when Wind Bag Wendy storms in, she'll but in on everyone speaking.

[TW]

What has 100 legs and 7 teeth?...............Th e bathroom line at the Jug

Bring your knee pads so you can take care of business while you're in line.

[caddy]

A total drunk fest

what does it matter ? if you can't drink from a jug or touch all of the jugs - well, what the hell does this even matter.  Folks all talkin' themselves into it like a BIG deal  *  kinda like watchin' a comedian that you know is terrible; but, you just keep hoping it will mean something.    what in the world does it even matter?   

 

[caddy]

What does TW stand for.....Toothless Wonder??

 

[Brett Oil Can Boyd]

 WATCHING THE SUNDAY BROADCAST, BROWER HAS ALREADY MENTIONED THE MEADOWLANDS AT LEAST A HALF DOZEN TIMES, HIS FIRST TWO INTERVIEWS, WENDY ROSS AND JASON SETTLEMORE, MORE MEADOWLANDS.

 THIS INDUSTRY NEEDS SOME PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT MEADOWLANDS BASED TO SAVE IT FROM ITSELF.  NOBODY ON THE BROADCAST TODAY KNOWS A DAMN THING ABOUT RACING IN THE MIDWEST.   I WOULD MUCH RATHER LISTEN TO AYERS, THE BALD DUDE FROM SCIOTO OR EMILY FROM HOOSIER.  AT LEAST THEY KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT

[bello]

My first bet race 6 and the three blind mice judges take down the 3 despite i horse breaking totally on his own.

[caddy]

WATCHING THE SUNDAY BROADCAST, BROWER HAS ALREADY MENTIONED THE MEADOWLANDS AT LEAST A HALF DOZEN TIMES, HIS FIRST TWO INTERVIEWS, WENDY ROSS AND JASON SETTLEMORE, MORE MEADOWLANDS.

 THIS INDUSTRY NEEDS SOME PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT MEADOWLANDS BASED TO SAVE IT FROM ITSELF.  NOBODY ON THE BROADCAST TODAY KNOWS A DAMN THING ABOUT RACING IN THE MIDWEST.   I WOULD MUCH RATHER LISTEN TO AYERS, THE BALD DUDE FROM SCIOTO OR EMILY FROM HOOSIER.  AT LEAST THEY KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT

Barry Vicroy, the SW Ohio loop announcer AKA the bald dude from Scioto - is overlooked.  He is especially knowledgeable - and - is far better qualified to anchor the Jug analysis than, (gulp) Wendy

I was talking w/ a guy trackside at Dayton last night - and, we agreed that Barry just never-ever botches a call.  AND, his pre-race picks/suggestions are well based.  We Want Vicroy!  We want Vicroy  !

 

[titans1127]

Barry should be calling the races too instead of Jason. 

[wiggles44]

note to self
don't lose my phone
 

[Osufalcon]

Dave had a couple of guest from Ohio on the show today that kept it somewhat interesting.

[dinkadoo]

Race 3 over

Dave Brower, on the broadcast says


LOOK WHO IS ABLE TO JOIN US EVEN THOUGH SHE ISN'T SLATED TILL TUESDAY.....


WENDY  "forget anyone getting a word in" ROSS

  We get an extra day of WINDBAG

[Croswell Coons]

 SEE WHAT THIS #ME TOO CRAP GETS US?

[dinkadoo]

so far leading up to race 4


Wendy ---= blah blah I work now for the USTA  blah blah

     blah blah  I am in charge of the fanzone ( who pays attention to that )  blah blah

Dave Brower --  crickets --- can't get a word in


Wendy --- blah blah blah

She only stopped because race 4 was behind the gate ----


YAY AN EXTRA DAY OF WENDY   

[TWOGOLDTEEFS]

  Did Pacey get fired ?

[Brett Oil Can Boyd]

 SHE WAS THERE YESTERDAY AS WELL, SAYING THE SAME SHIT THEN AS SHE DID TODAY.  THANK GOD SOME OTHER GUY CAME IN THE BOOTH AND TALKED ABOUT OHIO RACING. SOMEONE GIVE BROWER A BUCKET OF KFC, HE WOULD KNOW MORE ABOUT IT THAN FAIR RACING IN OHIO