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Title: The Mike Petrelli Show, Special Guest: LUCPARK - 4/14/26 8pm
Post by: Trigger on April 08, 2026, 10:21:33 PM
Mike's getting back on the air, this time with a real guest, a true blue honest to Christian loving God harness racing investor whale and bang around guy... tmbz1

LUCPARK had me blindfolded and I was driven to a diner and met him to try to finalize the show scheduling, dude is getting over the flu, he sneezed blood on my pancakes...then said, what you're not going to eat it  ngc3

Was delicious  ngc3

Long story short, show is set, LUCPARK did have me write out a suicide note, which I obliged so if anything goes wrong, with me, Mike, his horse only wins by a nose...I'll be a stain on the ground floor of the Willis Tower... ngc3

Fuck me, fuck y'all, it's going to be the end of the fucking world - Harness Racing is going TELL ALL - UNDERGROUND &....& X-Rated.   ;D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJ0ueySVy9A

Title: Re: The Mike Petrelli Show, Special Guest: LUCPARK - 4/14/26 8pm
Post by: Trigger on April 09, 2026, 07:17:04 AM
LUCPARK has a former Village People member working as a service advisor at a dealership.  That dude offered to show me how to use jumper cables as a sex toy  ;D Reserved typically for VIP customers only no extra charge for me 🙄

LUCPARK told me I should consider signing off posts like this...

 - Trigger  11.gn
Title: Re: The Mike Petrelli Show, Special Guest: LUCPARK - 4/14/26 8pm
Post by: LUCPARK on April 09, 2026, 08:53:56 AM
YOUR DOING 60 IN A 40 AGAIN,,,

CONFIRMED I DID  SAY YES,,  NOW

JUST CONFRIM ME SOME WINNERS AT KEENLAND TODAY AND THIS WEEKEND ...

FEW LUCPARK HORSE STORIES HOPEFULLY ALL WILL TUNE IN AND LIKE tmbz1
Title: Re: The Mike Petrelli Show, Special Guest: LUCPARK - 4/14/26 8pm
Post by: Trigger on April 09, 2026, 01:24:18 PM
JUST CONFRIM ME SOME WINNERS AT KEENLAND TODAY AND THIS WEEKEND ...

What?  ngc3.....I'm barely qualified to confirm winners after the results have been made official  ngc3
Title: Re: The Mike Petrelli Show, Special Guest: LUCPARK - 4/14/26 8pm
Post by: Ignorance Is Bliss on April 09, 2026, 01:27:24 PM
What?  ngc3.....I'm barely qualified to confirm winners after the results have been made official  ngc3

Spoke to Rocco this morning, he's in for Tuesday. Told him we can mute you if necessary.
Title: Re: The Mike Petrelli Show, Special Guest: LUCPARK - 4/14/26 8pm
Post by: Trigger on April 09, 2026, 02:00:25 PM
Spoke to Rocco this morning, he's in for Tuesday. Told him we can mute you if necessary.

  tmbz1

(Your definition of mute is, yeh, sure, great, his definition of "mute" might mean I'm a corpse, as in silent forever.  ngc3)

Of course!  ;D

(https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExd2J3dDRwYWdnZDQwMjA5bXFqdDd2bXE0NTFmN2JxNXVoNDgyZm9kOSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/CjstZWxn5tqsw6s8zN/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: The Mike Petrelli Show, Special Guest: LUCPARK - 4/14/26 8pm
Post by: LUCPARK on April 09, 2026, 02:33:35 PM
Spoke to Rocco this morning, he's in for Tuesday. Told him we can mute you if necessary.

I will be taking intelligent harness related questions 

If any body wants to call in you to share  your real name.  No exceptions


 tmbz1
Title: Re: The Mike Petrelli Show, Special Guest: LUCPARK - 4/14/26 8pm
Post by: dougie on April 09, 2026, 04:55:17 PM
I will be taking intelligent harness related questions 

If any body wants to call in you to share  your real name.  No exceptions


 tmbz1
It's been over 30 years since i've owned horses. So it will be interesting how things have changed over the 30 years.
Title: Re: The Mike Petrelli Show, Special Guest: LUCPARK - 4/14/26 8pm
Post by: GOAT on April 09, 2026, 10:12:03 PM
Yakety yack Trigger, why don't you get on Lucpark's sack. You swish.
Title: Re: The Mike Petrelli Show, Special Guest: LUCPARK - 4/14/26 8pm
Post by: Trigger on April 09, 2026, 10:24:16 PM
Yakety yack Trigger, why don't you get on Lucpark's sack. You swish.

I'm so glad there's a clean, well dressed dude, with a helluva sense of humor behind the character, GOAT  ngc3  I'll be disappointed if  some seedy, unshaven, slovenly dressed with cum stained clothes mother fucker shows up.  ngc3

Don't let me down bro!  tmbz1
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