The Mike Petrelli Show, Special Guest: LUCPARK - 4/14/26 8pm

[Trigger]

Mike's getting back on the air, this time with a real guest, a true blue honest to Christian loving God harness racing investor whale and bang around guy...

LUCPARK had me blindfolded and I was driven to a diner and met him to try to finalize the show scheduling, dude is getting over the flu, he sneezed blood on my pancakes...then said, what you're not going to eat it 

Was delicious 

Long story short, show is set, LUCPARK did have me write out a suicide note, which I obliged so if anything goes wrong, with me, Mike, his horse only wins by a nose...I'll be a stain on the ground floor of the Willis Tower...

Fuck me, fuck y'all, it's going to be the end of the fucking world - Harness Racing is going TELL ALL - UNDERGROUND &....& X-Rated.   

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJ0ueySVy9A

[Trigger]

LUCPARK has a former Village People member working as a service advisor at a dealership.  That dude offered to show me how to use jumper cables as a sex toy  Reserved typically for VIP customers only no extra charge for me 🙄

LUCPARK told me I should consider signing off posts like this...

 - Trigger 

[LUCPARK]

YOUR DOING 60 IN A 40 AGAIN,,,

CONFIRMED I DID  SAY YES,,  NOW

JUST CONFRIM ME SOME WINNERS AT KEENLAND TODAY AND THIS WEEKEND ...

FEW LUCPARK HORSE STORIES HOPEFULLY ALL WILL TUNE IN AND LIKE

[Trigger]

JUST CONFRIM ME SOME WINNERS AT KEENLAND TODAY AND THIS WEEKEND ...

What?  .....I'm barely qualified to confirm winners after the results have been made official 

[Ignorance Is Bliss]

What?  .....I'm barely qualified to confirm winners after the results have been made official 

Spoke to Rocco this morning, he's in for Tuesday. Told him we can mute you if necessary.

[Trigger]

Spoke to Rocco this morning, he's in for Tuesday. Told him we can mute you if necessary.

 

(Your definition of mute is, yeh, sure, great, his definition of "mute" might mean I'm a corpse, as in silent forever.  )

Of course! 

[LUCPARK]

Spoke to Rocco this morning, he's in for Tuesday. Told him we can mute you if necessary.

I will be taking intelligent harness related questions 

If any body wants to call in you to share  your real name.  No exceptions


 

[dougie]

I will be taking intelligent harness related questions 

If any body wants to call in you to share  your real name.  No exceptions


 

It's been over 30 years since i've owned horses. So it will be interesting how things have changed over the 30 years.

[GOAT]

Yakety yack Trigger, why don't you get on Lucpark's sack. You swish.

[Trigger]

Yakety yack Trigger, why don't you get on Lucpark's sack. You swish.

I'm so glad there's a clean, well dressed dude, with a helluva sense of humor behind the character, GOAT    I'll be disappointed if  some seedy, unshaven, slovenly dressed with cum stained clothes mother fucker shows up. 

Don't let me down bro!