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Title: A Horseplop Tale
Post by: Trigger on January 28, 2026, 06:30:20 PM
A Horseplop Tale (Proposed)

(Docu-Comedy-Sport)

Rating: R or NC 17 (Graphic Content, Adult Content {Themes of Drugs Alcohol, Sex, Smoking}, Adult Language, Nudity, Violence)

Tag line: An Insane Comedic Road To Redemption, Justice, Success & Peace set in the World of Harness Racing - Real & Virtual.

Starring: Real - Ploppers, Horses, Horsemen, Owners, Gamblers, Animal Advocates, Officials, Politicians, Track / Casino Owners, Execs.

Filming Locations: (Probable NY, NJ, PA, OH, IN, IL) (Possible DE, MN, MA, FL, CA, NV, Canada)

Budget: $100,000

Release Date: Hambletonian 2027

Premise: (Under Wraps)

Cast: (Under Wraps)

Crew: (Unknown)

Producer: (Unknown)



Title: Re: A Horseplop Tale
Post by: LUCPARK on January 28, 2026, 07:02:20 PM
You need a girlfriend  tmbz1

Or a nice looking man friend  tmbz1

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Title: Re: A Horseplop Tale
Post by: Ignorance Is Bliss on January 28, 2026, 07:02:44 PM
Would you like the number for Catherine's agent???
Title: Re: A Horseplop Tale
Post by: Trigger on January 28, 2026, 07:09:16 PM
Central cast figures to the plot, poof - arrived  ngc3

I get plenty of pussy, when I want pussy, do you guys need some?   ngc3

Once, twice a week a nice 45m-1 hr session, we're not spring chickens  ngc3

I'm studying the 10th at GP for Sat. -  Forward Gal S. (Grade III)

Title: Re: A Horseplop Tale
Post by: seen2much on January 28, 2026, 07:19:07 PM
What has the world has missing? Obviously...it's a horseplop production on harness racing.  tmbz1
 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3
Title: Re: A Horseplop Tale
Post by: Trigger on January 28, 2026, 07:24:12 PM
What has the world has missing? Obviously...it's a horseplop production on harness racing.  tmbz1
 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3

Fuck the world!  ngc3,

Will it be funny, crazy, insane

Yes,

Will it be watched and enjoyed,

Yes!  ;D
Title: Re: A Horseplop Tale
Post by: Trigger on January 28, 2026, 07:37:32 PM
Fuck the world!  ngc3,

Will it be funny, crazy, insane

Yes,

Will it be watched and enjoyed,

Yes!  ;D

Filming Locations: (Definite) Horseplop  tmbz1

 ngc3
Title: Re: A Horseplop Tale
Post by: Kirby's Ace on January 28, 2026, 08:44:38 PM
Would you like the number for Catherine's agent???

Which one of the four ladies in that picture is Catherine?

 ;D
Title: Re: A Horseplop Tale
Post by: Trigger on January 28, 2026, 09:09:43 PM
Equine Rescue Scams

That's who posted in this forum.

Did that screen name ever admit to being Catherine?

That's between Gaagoots and Mike, that Gootsie fell for it in private with "Catherine", otherwise what did I miss?



Title: Re: A Horseplop Tale
Post by: Ignorance Is Bliss on January 29, 2026, 03:30:07 PM
Equine Rescue Scams

That's who posted in this forum.

Did that screen name ever admit to being Catherine?

That's between Gaagoots and Mike, that Gootsie fell for it in private with "Catherine", otherwise what did I miss?

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Title: Re: A Horseplop Tale
Post by: Trigger on January 29, 2026, 03:38:10 PM
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 ngc3

I got a funny feeling for the big screen, gootsie will end up on the cutting room floor if even make it in a bit, t-ball...you  tmbz1 know who the stars are.

I ain't talking about me at all.

Just a plopper with a vision, and few ideas. 

It really is a good tale, people will laugh that's a fact, be entertained too but they'll be frightened, that it is all real too...has gone on...still going on. ;D
Title: Re: A Horseplop Tale
Post by: rainman2 on January 29, 2026, 04:44:45 PM
Ideas for location:

Chicago and surrounding area
South Florida
Some basements in New York State (and it’s cold there now)!

Other ideas on location gladly accepted! 

Title: Re: A Horseplop Tale
Post by: Trigger on January 29, 2026, 05:44:57 PM
Ideas for location:

Chicago and surrounding area
South Florida
Some basements in New York State (and it’s cold there now)!

Other ideas on location gladly accepted!

Not a documentary about Horseplop, but about Harness racing.  Horseplop being a central figure and some of it's members being key cast...their stories, adventures and out into the world the camera and audio roll.  A Horseplop production, not a camera viewing chats.  ngc3 

Importantly our culture here - uncensored, unabashed, sick and nuts and smart and experienced and viscous more than brotherly love is the approach taking it out there.  ngc3

The industry has been getting away with murder, this ain't no rated "G"  production going out there in the harness racing world and whomever influences, supports and is responsible for it is going to dish or "die"  ngc3

In other words, gloves are off, just like here but out there  ;D
Title: Re: A Horseplop Tale
Post by: MIKE P on January 30, 2026, 04:52:11 AM
JOE PESCI CAN PLAY THE ROLE OF LUCPARK
Title: Re: A Horseplop Tale
Post by: Yonkers1A on January 30, 2026, 06:31:17 AM
JOE PESCI CAN PLAY THE ROLE OF LUCPARK

That’s pretty good.
Title: Re: A Horseplop Tale
Post by: Ignorance Is Bliss on January 30, 2026, 09:25:18 AM
Stephen, I know you're watching. The boys in town were pissing themselves laughing. Betro is going to refer to you as Gaagoots from now on.  ngc3 ngc3 ngc3
Title: Re: A Horseplop Tale
Post by: Checked Up on January 30, 2026, 10:06:56 AM
Great call Mike P.!!! tmbz1
Title: Re: A Horseplop Tale
Post by: Trigger on January 30, 2026, 10:27:59 AM
Stephen, I know you're watching. The boys in town were pissing themselves laughing. Betro is going to refer to you as Gaagoots from now on.  ngc3 ngc3 ngc3

Did him a favor putting him out of his miserable plop existence.

To advocate so vehemently for a corrupt wealthy fatso cause, not the oppressed, vulnerable, in danger that are deserving, but part of the problemo.

That dude is in crisis and in dire need for therapy or he ain't going to make it.

You did us all a favor, treachery and stupidity on repeat, done.

Pacer 2, a couple of backwoods inbred, some old timers past whose ideals are facing extinction, tolerable, easy.  ;D

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