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Title: Kirby's Magical Syndicate Day 1 1/11/26
Post by: Kirby's Ace on January 10, 2026, 09:20:09 PM
Welcome to opening day! May all your mind bets be winning ones!

1 race... Max bet $500.... No bets under $100

Aqueduct Race 1

No 1..Coquito   $300 Win $100 Place $100 Show

Yes, it's chalky but a win is a win..I hope!
Title: Re: Kirby's Magical Syndicate Day 1 1/11/26
Post by: Kirby's Ace on January 11, 2026, 01:14:57 PM
WELL THAT WAS TOO EASY,

Love those 2/5 shots!   tmbz1 Not much of a score but we're off and running in the + column and that's the most important part!

Wonder how much that other guy is in the + side?  73cv.2

Todays score= $50.00 No show wagering so bet was 300 to win and 100 to place no show bet total 4 hundred Trigger Dollars(Mind bets)

So, our Trigger bank roll is $550.00 after one day!

See ya next Saturday and Sunday!
 tmbz1

Title: Re: Kirby's Magical Syndicate Day 1 1/11/26
Post by: dougie on January 11, 2026, 02:25:47 PM
Making my first bet today on the 5th at the "Big A'. $100 to place #1 "Lough Currane".
Title: Re: Kirby's Magical Syndicate Day 1 1/11/26
Post by: Kirby's Ace on January 11, 2026, 02:35:35 PM
Making my first bet today on the 5th at the "Big A'. $100 to place #1 "Lough Currane".

 tmbz1
Title: Re: Kirby's Magical Syndicate Day 1 1/11/26
Post by: Trigger on January 11, 2026, 03:23:23 PM
You live in a rusted out old trailer in Delaware, but fantasize about Florida, it's as close as you can come to tropical weather, and upscale living  ngc3
Title: Re: Kirby's Magical Syndicate Day 1 1/11/26
Post by: Kirby's Ace on January 11, 2026, 03:52:33 PM
I don't consider a rent controlled 1 bedroom apt a upscale living like you do!
Title: Re: Kirby's Magical Syndicate Day 1 1/11/26
Post by: Trigger on January 11, 2026, 04:26:02 PM
I don't consider a rent controlled 1 bedroom apt a upscale living like you do!

No such thing in Florida, it's illegal.  ngc3

You're so dumb... ngc3

Statewide Ban: Florida Statute §125.0103 prevents local governments from capping rents.  ngc3
Title: Re: Kirby's Magical Syndicate Day 1 1/11/26
Post by: Kirby's Ace on January 11, 2026, 04:37:07 PM
See you already know the law. I never said it was government subsidized! I'm sure AKbad takes good care of the place!
 ngc3
Title: Re: Kirby's Magical Syndicate Day 1 1/11/26
Post by: Trigger on January 11, 2026, 05:12:54 PM
See you already know the law. I never said it was government subsidized! I'm sure AKbad takes good care of the place!
 ngc3

Enjoy your Delaware winter broke ass pigeon bitch white trash  ngc3
Title: Re: Kirby's Magical Syndicate Day 1 1/11/26
Post by: Kirby's Ace on January 11, 2026, 06:25:11 PM
Making my first bet today on the 5th at the "Big A'. $100 to place #1 "Lough Currane".

Nice try Dougie. The mud is hard to handicap.

See ya here Next Saturday/Sunday!
Title: Re: Kirby's Magical Syndicate Day 1 1/11/26
Post by: Trigger on January 11, 2026, 06:36:13 PM
Nice try Dougie. The mud is hard to handicap.

See ya here Next Saturday/Sunday!

Da mud is hod to handicap  ngc3

Pigeon Kirby, pictured today  ngc3

(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSqdmQekbH8cJ8QGPK5dCOgcIFZMfbZZU-2ag&s)
Title: Re: Kirby's Magical Syndicate Day 1 1/11/26
Post by: Kirby's Ace on January 12, 2026, 01:37:24 PM
Don't forget to handicap for this weekend and bet 1 RACE Max bet is 500 Trigger dollars! (Fake Money)

 tmbz1
 
Title: Re: Kirby's Magical Syndicate Day 1 1/11/26
Post by: Trigger on January 12, 2026, 01:50:23 PM
Don't forget to handicap for this weekend and bet 1 RACE Max bet is 500 Trigger dollars! (Fake Money)

 tmbz1

My existence hurts you so much, you're so fragile.  ngc3

On every level here and the outside world I destroy you - that you made obvious.  ngc3

Your shitty life, you wanna but can't gamble, your unfuckable butt ugly wife.  ngc3

You can't even muster up humor, or a personality, or success so you lie about others your jealous of.  ngc3

I love my life, not every day is roses for any of us, but I wouldn't change a thing.  ngc3

You want to see me gone from here, because it tortures you.   ngc3

How sad for you - Deal with it pigeon!!!   ;D

Title: Re: Kirby's Magical Syndicate Day 1 1/11/26
Post by: Kirby's Ace on January 12, 2026, 10:23:37 PM
Seems we have a vermin in our mist. Guess I need to call an exterminator in the morning!

vermin:
Definition

ver·min
[ˈvəːmɪn]

noun
vermin (plural noun)
wild animals that are believed to be harmful to crops, farm animals, or game, or which carry disease, e.g. rodents:

parasitic worms or insects and Triggers
Title: Re: Kirby's Magical Syndicate Day 1 1/11/26
Post by: Trigger on January 12, 2026, 10:28:21 PM
Fucking biggest joke on plop.  ngc3

Does your thread come with crayons.  ngc3

Trigger cums out of the Kirby's Ace mouth multiple times a day.  ngc3

Pigeon.  ;D
Title: Re: Kirby's Magical Syndicate Day 1 1/11/26
Post by: Kirby's Ace on January 12, 2026, 10:45:38 PM
Thanks for bumping my thread to the top!

 tmbz1
Title: Re: Kirby's Magical Syndicate Day 1 1/11/26
Post by: Trigger on January 12, 2026, 10:57:16 PM
Thanks for bumping my thread to the top!

 tmbz1

Thread?  ngc3, joke  tmbz1, you iggy me  ngc3, a lie  tmbz1.

The entire forum knows you're mentally ill and boooooring.  ;D

Even Faagoots doesn't want to play with you, Mike, no one.  ngc3

Hopefully Calhoun will come down soon, I'm tired of carrying you round after round!  ngc3

My sad pigeon, awwww  ;D

Title: Re: Kirby's Magical Syndicate Day 1 1/11/26
Post by: Kirby's Ace on January 13, 2026, 05:51:24 PM
Correction on Sundays total winnings.

The correct total is $79  thats Trigger dollars for the one race (Situation)

Not 50 Trigger dollars.



Title: Re: Kirby's Magical Syndicate Day 1 1/11/26
Post by: Maury Goldstein . on January 13, 2026, 05:57:32 PM
Will that affect your Trigger rebate dollars?
At least it wasn't a "situation" comedy like Trigger's bets usually are.
Title: Re: Kirby's Magical Syndicate Day 1 1/11/26
Post by: Kirby's Ace on January 13, 2026, 06:12:26 PM
 73cv.2
Title: Re: Kirby's Magical Syndicate Day 1 1/11/26
Post by: Trigger on January 13, 2026, 06:16:43 PM
73cv.2
Will that affect your Trigger rebate dollars?
At least it wasn't a "situation" comedy like Trigger's bets usually are.
Correction on Sundays total winnings.

The correct total is $79  thats Trigger dollars for the one race (Situation)

Not 50 Trigger dollars.


Is that like Maury & Kirby Dollars, where 1 minute using your daughters as a cum receptacle = $1.

Personally I think those hogs are way way over priced.  ngc3
Title: Re: Kirby's Magical Syndicate Day 1 1/11/26
Post by: Kirby's Ace on January 13, 2026, 06:49:54 PM
Thanks again I'm sure whatever your response was its a doozy!

Onething I can count on is you keeping my post at the top!
Title: Re: Kirby's Magical Syndicate Day 1 1/11/26
Post by: Kirby's Ace on January 16, 2026, 12:17:16 PM
Getting ready for day 2 (Situation 2)

One more sleep!

Selection will be out by 11am Saturday!

Get your wagers in on time and Good luck!



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