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Title: Weiner Dog Derby
Post by: Scooteroo on June 10, 2025, 12:44:46 PM
The circus returns to Meadowlands this Saturday with the Weiner Dog Derby! There will be 8 heats of 10 dogs each with the winners advancing to the finals.
Title: Re: Weiner Dog Derby
Post by: Harness Racing Revolution on June 10, 2025, 12:48:12 PM
This has to be a Settlemoir idea, I mean come on.  ngc3
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Title: Re: Weiner Dog Derby
Post by: Scooteroo on June 10, 2025, 12:55:32 PM
According to the story which is on Harness Racing.com it's the 7th time they've had it.
Title: Re: Weiner Dog Derby
Post by: Harness Racing Revolution on June 10, 2025, 12:57:27 PM
According to the story which is on Harness Racing.com it's the 7th time they've had it.

Correct. And it's a huge draw, but very few overflow to the races. What's depressing is far more people watch the dogs.
Title: Re: Weiner Dog Derby
Post by: Yonkers1A on June 10, 2025, 01:03:11 PM
Correct. And it's a huge draw, but very few overflow to the races. What's depressing is far more people watch the dogs.

its true, people come out for weiner races
Title: Re: Weiner Dog Derby
Post by: Harness Racing Revolution on June 10, 2025, 01:07:57 PM
its true, people come out for weiner races

That's what she said...
Title: Re: Weiner Dog Derby
Post by: Scooteroo on June 10, 2025, 01:12:15 PM
Wonder if they're going to have an amateur race for Weiner dogs?
Title: Re: Weiner Dog Derby
Post by: Bitter Truth on June 10, 2025, 01:27:03 PM
You should contact Settlemoir, he's the 'Weiner' expert. tmbz1
Title: Re: Weiner Dog Derby
Post by: Harness Racing Revolution on June 10, 2025, 01:36:59 PM
You should contact Settlemoir, he's the 'Weiner' expert. tmbz1

Surprised Hanover Shoe Farms isn't sponsoring it then...
Title: Re: Weiner Dog Derby
Post by: Scooteroo on June 10, 2025, 01:45:08 PM
You should contact Settlemoir, he's the 'Weiner' expert. tmbz1

I heard he like weiners.
Title: Re: Weiner Dog Derby
Post by: Bitter Truth on June 10, 2025, 01:49:00 PM
He also likes those longish short legged dogs. ngc3
Title: Re: Weiner Dog Derby
Post by: Harness Racing Revolution on June 10, 2025, 01:50:59 PM
Scary how The Simpsons always know....
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Title: Re: Weiner Dog Derby
Post by: Bitter Truth on June 10, 2025, 01:55:47 PM
The comparison between Gural and Settlemoir to Mr. Burns + Smithers is in a word: EXCELLENT ;D
Title: Re: Weiner Dog Derby
Post by: Harness Racing Revolution on June 10, 2025, 01:59:20 PM
The comparison between Gural and Settlemoir to Mr. Burns + Smithers is in a word: EXCELLENT ;D

I have no idea what you're talking about.... ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3
Title: Re: Weiner Dog Derby
Post by: Bllack Bridle on June 10, 2025, 02:06:40 PM
The circus returns to Meadowlands this Saturday with the Weiner Dog Derby! There will be 8 heats of 10 dogs each with the winners advancing to the finals.


Them had them at OG recently
Title: Re: Weiner Dog Derby
Post by: Bitter Truth on June 10, 2025, 03:29:17 PM
I thought since you brought up the Simpsons , you would know Mike. For what it's worth,
Mr. Burns is the elderly mega rich owner of the nuclear power plant and Smithers
[he's the guy in the green shirt in your picture] is his gay protege. When Mr. Burns approves
of something, he rubs his fingertips together and proclaims:"EXCELLENT." Now you know.
Title: Re: Weiner Dog Derby
Post by: Harness Racing Revolution on June 10, 2025, 03:42:36 PM
I thought since you brought up the Simpsons , you would know Mike. For what it's worth,
Mr. Burns is the elderly mega rich owner of the nuclear power plant and Smithers
[he's the guy in the green shirt in your picture] is his gay protege. When Mr. Burns approves
of something, he rubs his fingertips together and proclaims:"EXCELLENT." Now you know.

Pretty familiar with The Simpsons, they got it all covered.  ngc3
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Title: Re: Weiner Dog Derby
Post by: MIKE CAMPBELL on June 10, 2025, 03:45:12 PM
Harness Racing has always had fun entertainment and contests. If you grew up going to Monticello in the 70's and 80's, John Manzi was a legend drawing up all kinds of exhibitions and contests like Camel and Elephant races. I loved it and I applaud M1 for the Weiner dogs.
Title: Re: Weiner Dog Derby
Post by: Harness Racing Revolution on June 10, 2025, 03:49:11 PM
Harness Racing has always had fun entertainment and contests. If you grew up going to Monticello in the 70's and 80's, John Manzi was a legend drawing up all kinds of exhibitions and contests like Camel and Elephant races. I loved it and I applaud M1 for the Weiner dogs.

We're battling a 40 and under crowd who hide in basements in front of multiple gaming screens driving a truck that isn't there or fighting a war against robots and thinking they're soldiers. That was us back then. We used to race around the fire hydrant and light pole as kids between races while everyone's parents were lined up for the windows. Remember "Up With People"? I still can't get that fucking song out of my head. And 4th of July was awesome.
Title: Re: Weiner Dog Derby
Post by: kantseeback on June 10, 2025, 08:19:19 PM
Surprised Hanover Shoe Farms isn't sponsoring it then...

That's a good name for a colt, Weiner Hanover.
Title: Re: Weiner Dog Derby
Post by: Pacer 2 on June 10, 2025, 08:32:44 PM
I love the Weiner dog races!   tmbz1
Title: Re: Weiner Dog Derby
Post by: darnoldrocks on June 10, 2025, 08:38:33 PM
One of the highlights of the season at Grand River Raceway in Ontario !!
And it brings out young families. 
Title: Re: Weiner Dog Derby
Post by: Pacer 2 on June 10, 2025, 08:40:51 PM
One of the highlights of the season at Grand River Raceway in Ontario !!
And it brings out young families.
tmbz1 tmbz1
Title: Re: Weiner Dog Derby
Post by: Checked Up on June 12, 2025, 07:55:02 PM
Northfield has about a dozen dog races on every card! ngc3
Title: Re: Weiner Dog Derby
Post by: kantseeback on June 12, 2025, 08:25:37 PM
Northfield has about a dozen dog races on every card! ngc3

You mean boat races.
Title: Re: Weiner Dog Derby
Post by: Lance on June 12, 2025, 10:37:19 PM
What is more advantageous in racing a long slim weiner or a thick girthy weiner? Sounds like a fun boys night out
Title: Re: Weiner Dog Derby
Post by: Scooteroo on June 14, 2025, 07:27:15 PM
Nice crowd outside tonight, not for the races but for the Weiner Derby.
Title: Re: Weiner Dog Derby
Post by: kantseeback on June 15, 2025, 02:28:25 PM
We're battling a 40 and under crowd who hide in basements in front of multiple gaming screens driving a truck that isn't there or fighting a war against robots and thinking they're soldiers. That was us back then. We used to race around the fire hydrant and light pole as kids between races while everyone's parents were lined up for the windows. Remember "Up With People"? I still can't get that fucking song out of my head. And 4th of July was awesome.

That 4th of July fireworks display at Monticello was great, first class. Also, on 4th of July they had double header day/night racing cards sometimes with as many as 14 races each.
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