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Bitter Truth

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Re: Weiner Dog Derby
« Reply #15 on: June 10, 2025, 03:29:17 PM »
I thought since you brought up the Simpsons , you would know Mike. For what it's worth,
Mr. Burns is the elderly mega rich owner of the nuclear power plant and Smithers
[he's the guy in the green shirt in your picture] is his gay protege. When Mr. Burns approves
of something, he rubs his fingertips together and proclaims:"EXCELLENT." Now you know.

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Re: Weiner Dog Derby
« Reply #16 on: June 10, 2025, 03:42:36 PM »
I thought since you brought up the Simpsons , you would know Mike. For what it's worth,
Mr. Burns is the elderly mega rich owner of the nuclear power plant and Smithers
[he's the guy in the green shirt in your picture] is his gay protege. When Mr. Burns approves
of something, he rubs his fingertips together and proclaims:"EXCELLENT." Now you know.

Pretty familiar with The Simpsons, they got it all covered.  ngc3

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MIKE CAMPBELL

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Re: Weiner Dog Derby
« Reply #17 on: June 10, 2025, 03:45:12 PM »
Harness Racing has always had fun entertainment and contests. If you grew up going to Monticello in the 70's and 80's, John Manzi was a legend drawing up all kinds of exhibitions and contests like Camel and Elephant races. I loved it and I applaud M1 for the Weiner dogs.

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Re: Weiner Dog Derby
« Reply #18 on: June 10, 2025, 03:49:11 PM »
Harness Racing has always had fun entertainment and contests. If you grew up going to Monticello in the 70's and 80's, John Manzi was a legend drawing up all kinds of exhibitions and contests like Camel and Elephant races. I loved it and I applaud M1 for the Weiner dogs.

We're battling a 40 and under crowd who hide in basements in front of multiple gaming screens driving a truck that isn't there or fighting a war against robots and thinking they're soldiers. That was us back then. We used to race around the fire hydrant and light pole as kids between races while everyone's parents were lined up for the windows. Remember "Up With People"? I still can't get that fucking song out of my head. And 4th of July was awesome.
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Re: Weiner Dog Derby
« Reply #19 on: June 10, 2025, 08:19:19 PM »
Surprised Hanover Shoe Farms isn't sponsoring it then...

That's a good name for a colt, Weiner Hanover.

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Re: Weiner Dog Derby
« Reply #20 on: June 10, 2025, 08:32:44 PM »
I love the Weiner dog races!   tmbz1

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Re: Weiner Dog Derby
« Reply #21 on: June 10, 2025, 08:38:33 PM »
One of the highlights of the season at Grand River Raceway in Ontario !!
And it brings out young families. 

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Re: Weiner Dog Derby
« Reply #22 on: June 10, 2025, 08:40:51 PM »
One of the highlights of the season at Grand River Raceway in Ontario !!
And it brings out young families.
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Re: Weiner Dog Derby
« Reply #23 on: June 12, 2025, 07:55:02 PM »
Northfield has about a dozen dog races on every card! ngc3

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Re: Weiner Dog Derby
« Reply #24 on: June 12, 2025, 08:25:37 PM »
Northfield has about a dozen dog races on every card! ngc3

You mean boat races.

Lance

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Re: Weiner Dog Derby
« Reply #25 on: June 12, 2025, 10:37:19 PM »
What is more advantageous in racing a long slim weiner or a thick girthy weiner? Sounds like a fun boys night out

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Re: Weiner Dog Derby
« Reply #26 on: June 14, 2025, 07:27:15 PM »
Nice crowd outside tonight, not for the races but for the Weiner Derby.

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Re: Weiner Dog Derby
« Reply #27 on: June 15, 2025, 02:28:25 PM »
We're battling a 40 and under crowd who hide in basements in front of multiple gaming screens driving a truck that isn't there or fighting a war against robots and thinking they're soldiers. That was us back then. We used to race around the fire hydrant and light pole as kids between races while everyone's parents were lined up for the windows. Remember "Up With People"? I still can't get that fucking song out of my head. And 4th of July was awesome.

That 4th of July fireworks display at Monticello was great, first class. Also, on 4th of July they had double header day/night racing cards sometimes with as many as 14 races each.

 

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