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Title: Can the little Ass munch Jason Settlemoire drag any longer?
Post by: Chips N Salsa on July 27, 2024, 09:45:33 PM
The little hitler himself is dragging these race so long the old owners are gonna be in hospice before the card is over.  I see Jerry Silva has his blanket out and warm milk already.  There coming with a wheelchair to take him out.  HURRY UP!
Title: Re: Can the little Ass munch Jason Settlemoire drag any longer?
Post by: In It Deep on July 28, 2024, 03:03:16 PM
Si Senor Jerry
Title: Re: Can the little Ass munch Jason Settlemoire drag any longer?
Post by: London on July 28, 2024, 03:18:42 PM
Fucker cant spell horse...
Title: Re: Can the little Ass munch Jason Settlemoire drag any longer?
Post by: Papillon on July 28, 2024, 03:41:53 PM
race 1 was 0 minutes till post for 22 minutes


Gural has said he would get slaughtered in handle if he didnt  drag every race

Title: Re: Can the little Ass munch Jason Settlemoire drag any longer?
Post by: London on July 28, 2024, 05:11:35 PM
Kinda fucks horses with lasix
Title: Re: Can the little Ass munch Jason Settlemoire drag any longer?
Post by: Third Over on July 28, 2024, 06:03:49 PM
Kinda fucks horses with lasix
yup,it sure does  tmbz1 tmbz1
Title: Re: Can the little Ass munch Jason Settlemoire drag any longer?
Post by: Horseradish on August 02, 2024, 10:19:55 PM
So far tonight iFri,8/2) we've gotten thru 7 races in 4 hours since the scheduled post time of 6:20. Will the card finish before 1st post on Hambo day ??
Title: Re: Can the little Ass munch Jason Settlemoire drag any longer?
Post by: Chips N Salsa on August 02, 2024, 10:24:32 PM
How does drag increase handle?  Big bettors bet late.  They don't drag the lotter till sunday to increase sales.  If you wanna fire your 1 dollar ticket then get your fat ass up and bet!
Title: Re: Can the little Ass munch Jason Settlemoire drag any longer?
Post by: Horseradish on August 02, 2024, 11:55:35 PM
at least they found a way to get the card 'completed' before midnight
Title: Re: Can the little Ass munch Jason Settlemoire drag any longer?
Post by: arniesarmy on August 03, 2024, 12:01:48 AM
Hope Gural is happy. They could and should have had all the races completed by 11:40 EST. Instead they fuck around and when the power went out, they lost the handle for the final four races. I hope they made up all of that by picking their asses for the first 10 races for all the extra $2 show bets they get by delaying each race for 5-15 minutes.
Title: Re: Can the little Ass munch Jason Settlemoire drag any longer?
Post by: trotlove on August 03, 2024, 12:08:39 AM
Miguel, this is Michele from Jerry Silva’s office.  He is 90 years old and still enjoys going to the track to watch the races. Remember one thing, you will get old too let’s see if you are as active as he is when you’re 90 if you make it to 90.
Title: Re: Can the little Ass munch Jason Settlemoire drag any longer?
Post by: SwankToliverA on August 03, 2024, 12:37:40 AM
Miguel, this is Michele from Jerry Silva’s office.  He is 90 years old and still enjoys going to the track to watch the races. Remember one thing, you will get old too let’s see if you are as active as he is when you’re 90 if you make it to 90.

God Bless Him
Title: Re: Can the little Ass munch Jason Settlemoire drag any longer?
Post by: SeattleSlew on August 03, 2024, 01:57:51 AM
Miguel, this is Michele from Jerry Silva’s office.  He is 90 years old and still enjoys going to the track to watch the races. Remember one thing, you will get old too let’s see if you are as active as he is when you’re 90 if you make it to 90.

How long you been in "Jerry Silva's office"?? Back to when Rosalie was there??
Title: Re: Can the little Ass munch Jason Settlemoire drag any longer?
Post by: Bernie Madoff on August 03, 2024, 02:31:36 AM
at least they found a way to get the card 'completed' before midnight




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Title: Re: Can the little Ass munch Jason Settlemoire drag any longer?
Post by: Bitter Truth on August 03, 2024, 10:36:07 AM
Twinspires says 11:47 for 1st post ngc3 I'll predict 12:16 when the gates swings 11.wp
Title: Re: Can the little Ass munch Jason Settlemoire drag any longer?
Post by: Horseradish on August 03, 2024, 11:39:21 AM
There is a countdown clock to "Hambletonian Day" at "https://playmeadowlands.com/".

As of 1138am, it shows 42 mins left meaning shit ain't likely to happen until 1220p.
Title: Re: Can the little Ass munch Jason Settlemoire drag any longer?
Post by: Bitter Truth on August 03, 2024, 12:06:21 PM
Whoa look at em go. We were all wrong. I had it at 12:03. Not looking for that to be a trend however. ;D
Title: Re: Can the little Ass munch Jason Settlemoire drag any longer?
Post by: trotlove on August 03, 2024, 12:21:31 PM
Seattle Slew, I’ve been working for Jerry since July 1999. Yes, he was married to Rosalie
Title: Re: Can the little Ass munch Jason Settlemoire drag any longer?
Post by: trotlove on August 03, 2024, 12:35:12 PM
How long you been in "Jerry Silva's office"?? Back to when Rosalie was there??

Since July 1999. Yes, he was married to Rosalie at the time.
Title: Re: Can the little Ass munch Jason Settlemoire drag any longer?
Post by: Chips N Salsa on August 03, 2024, 12:46:57 PM
Miguel, this is Michele from Jerry Silva’s office.  He is 90 years old and still enjoys going to the track to watch the races. Remember one thing, you will get old too let’s see if you are as active as he is when you’re 90 if you make it to 90.

I can appreciate your job but Jerry isn't well liked by other owners because he steals the trophies when he only owns 10%!  Don't get me wrong he is good for sport but when you only own 10% that doesn't obligate you to take the trophy!  10% gets you the one you buy!
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