I'm aware of Firhill's thread but thought I would mix it up a bit with a new thread. First, my condolences to Lance.
Some people say that death comes in threes. While statistically not accurate, it is a part of Appalachian folklore, something people on plop may relate to. In any case, I will order it this way
1. Graham (deceased).
2. McConnell (many people spoke to him for exactly 20 minutes the other day, ahem, so only half-way there).
3. trump (not much better off than Mitch, ex. "Islamic Republic of Japan", "Do you have any questions for President Putin?").
Babi