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jdogg1977

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Re: Cruelest names ever given to a horse
« Reply #15 on: May 14, 2026, 10:27:01 AM »
"Almostalpo" ran at the BLMP years ago

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Re: Cruelest names ever given to a horse
« Reply #16 on: May 14, 2026, 10:41:34 AM »
Late 1970's Chicago harness horse " Nig".

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Re: Cruelest names ever given to a horse
« Reply #17 on: May 14, 2026, 10:50:27 AM »
"Almostalpo" ran at the BLMP years ago

Twisted mind!

That's horrible!

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Re: Cruelest names ever given to a horse
« Reply #18 on: May 14, 2026, 02:05:30 PM »
"The Thilly Brudder"
"Psssssssst"

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Re: Cruelest names ever given to a horse
« Reply #19 on: May 14, 2026, 03:13:23 PM »
wuz one that ran at northfield few years back 'ron jeremy'. probably a good reason but still-----,, lol

Yeah Ron Jeremy never could squeeze through a tight hole!

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Re: Cruelest names ever given to a horse
« Reply #20 on: May 14, 2026, 07:21:08 PM »
I always wanted to name one "Fat and Slow" so the bettors wouldnt bet him  ngc3

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Re: Cruelest names ever given to a horse
« Reply #21 on: May 14, 2026, 08:52:48 PM »
In the 80s one raced in Maine named Dirty Old Woman.

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Re: Cruelest names ever given to a horse
« Reply #22 on: May 15, 2026, 03:22:54 PM »
Tom Harmer trained and drove him.  Not a bad horse. tmbz1

"Almostalpo" ran at the BLMP years ago

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Re: Cruelest names ever given to a horse
« Reply #23 on: May 15, 2026, 03:25:05 PM »
Two who raced in Illinois a long time ago.

Brack's Crybag

Jewish Hillbilly

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Re: Cruelest names ever given to a horse
« Reply #24 on: May 25, 2026, 05:44:34 PM »
Pretty sure that forty or so years ago there was a horse named Flatulence that raced at Monticello. The race calls wrote themselves...Flat ulence is in the rear, out of gas, exploding out of the pocket.

I remember an episode of the OTB show that aired THursday and Saturday evenings where Stan Bergstein went off on a mare named Pottie Time, said it was a disgraceful name and the horse would not amount to anything. Not sure if the owner had young children or was using a phonetic LI dialect version of "party time" lol. But he was so angry it was actually funny.

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Re: Cruelest names ever given to a horse
« Reply #25 on: May 25, 2026, 07:02:28 PM »
Quite possibly the only time I laughed at something Roger Huston said was when he announced this program correction at the Delaware County Fairgrounds with great glee:

"Ron Jeremy ........ is a gelding !!!"

I think that was the year at the Jug the exactor was Ron Jeremy and Firm Woody

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Re: Cruelest names ever given to a horse
« Reply #26 on: May 25, 2026, 08:28:24 PM »
 These two stood out years ago at Immoral Park
     C U Next Tuesday
     C U Next Thursday

      Sincerely, Silent One

 

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