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A True Gift of LOVE
« on: January 08, 2026, 02:52:02 AM »
I really am a lucky guy.  Besides being a jew that got away with murder, I have the most wonderful wife.  Last night she showed her love to me by gifting me with a "Dutch Oven ." For those of you who are not familiar with the term-its when someone farts and pulls the covers over and traps the fart smell within the friendly confines.  (See what I did there).  I heard the fart and I could definitely smell it but this time I was able to enjoy it for an extended period of time.  Lisa truly loves me and I will forever thank her for co-creating more little Jews to run around and....just be Jews.  Now that's worth traveling across country to go home for from announcing races at a no name track racing for cream cheese.  Love you all!

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Re: A True Gift of LOVE
« Reply #1 on: January 08, 2026, 02:56:24 AM »
I really am a lucky guy.  Besides being a jew that got away with murder, I have the most wonderful wife.  Last night she showed her love to me by gifting me with a "Dutch Oven ." For those of you who are not familiar with the term-its when someone farts and pulls the covers over and traps the fart smell within the friendly confines.  (See what I did there).  I heard the fart and I could definitely smell it but this time I was able to enjoy it for an extended period of time.  Lisa truly loves me and I will forever thank her for co-creating more little Jews to run around and....just be Jews.  Now that's worth traveling across country to go home for from announcing races at a no name track racing for cream cheese.  Love you all!

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Re: A True Gift of LOVE
« Reply #2 on: January 08, 2026, 11:19:15 AM »
I really am a lucky guy.  Besides being a jew that got away with murder, I have the most wonderful wife.  Last night she showed her love to me by gifting me with a "Dutch Oven ." For those of you who are not familiar with the term-its when someone farts and pulls the covers over and traps the fart smell within the friendly confines.  (See what I did there).  I heard the fart and I could definitely smell it but this time I was able to enjoy it for an extended period of time.  Lisa truly loves me and I will forever thank her for co-creating more little Jews to run around and....just be Jews.  Now that's worth traveling across country to go home for from announcing races at a no name track racing for cream cheese.  Love you all!

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That was too funny ! You has me laughing, my ass

 

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