The Horseplop Royal Family...

[Ignorance Is Bliss]

King Cunt: Calhoun
Queen Cunt: Kole Hanover
Princess Cunt: Pacer 2
Prince Cunt: Gaagoots "Still MIA"
Court Jester: Kirby's Ace

Declared on this the 8th day of November MMXXV the year of our Lord.

[Kirby's Ace]

WHOA! Wait one ruling minute!
You said I was the Secretary!

I'm not doing double duty unless twice the pay!

[Kirby's Ace]

King Cunt: Calhoun
Queen Cunt: Kole Hanover
Princess Cunt: Pacer 2
Prince Cunt: Gaagoots "Still MIA"
Court Jester: Kirby's Ace

Declared on this the 8th day of November MMXXV the year of our Lord.

[Kirby's Ace]

I nominate Trigger as Groom of the Stool!
 

[Ignorance Is Bliss]

WHOA! Wait one ruling minute!
You said I was the Secretary!

I'm not doing double duty unless twice the pay!

With the ongoing government shutdown we've chosen to transfer you, this is non negotiable.
Also, as for those bucket grooms....I got trespassed for complaining about ice at Goshen. Guess who this psycho was working for? 
https://www.nydailynews.com/2009/12/18/teen-erick-rivera-busted-for-allegedly-having-sex-with-horse-at-goshen-historic-track/

[Sakit]

I nominate Trigger as Groom of the Stool!
 

I second the motion

[Kirby's Ace]

I second the motion

[Kirby's Ace]

King Cunt: Calhoun
Queen Cunt: Kole Hanover
Princess Cunt: Pacer 2
Prince Cunt: Gaagoots "Still MIA"
Court Jester: Kirby's Ace
Groom of the Stool. Trigger

Declared on this the 8th day of November MMXXV the year of our Lord.