The Secretariat Club, Saturday, 9/27/25

[Trigger]

I am looking at 12 T-Bred races, and 9 Harness races in total today.

Two CD stakes in the 8th and 10th, track looks Fast, and likely Firm too as they only have one turf race today, I ain't betting it.

Santa Anita also looks Fast and Firm, there are five stakes in the - 4th, 6th, 8th - 10th.

B@A, the track was Fast dirt and Good turf yesterday, hopefully with lack of any precipitation the turf dries out, and the track is not only Fast dirt as expected but also Firm turf, unsure so let's keep an eye on it.  There also very nice stakes, The Woodward, The Vosburgh, five of them, the 4th - 6th, 8th and 9th.

In Harness there are stakes at Red Mile, for me the 7th, 9th, 10th and at Dayton and also only for my liking, the 5th, 7th, 9th, 11th and 14th.  One non-stakes at Mohawk as I'm checking out a horse in the 11th as I saw and liked his qua, Trosa A.  I'm not wagering on MST however will be checking in on opportunities at will.  There is nothing redeeming at that track but where horses I like land is out of my control.

If I went all 21 races, very unlikely, they would span about 9 hours between 2:07pm - 10:50pm.  Late night so a chance to study and rest. 

Let's be razor sharp today!  Good Luck!   

[Trigger]

Good morning Ploppers

I got through two races then I passed out.  Good news is that there is still @ 6 hours to post time of the next and I'm wide awake.

More to come...

[kantseeback]

Good morning Ploppers

I got through two races then I passed out.  Good news is that there is still @ 6 hours to post time of the next and I'm wide awake.

More to come...

Yeah, horse farts will knock you out.

[Trigger]

Yeah, horse farts will knock you out.

30 years ago or so I fuck this very pretty and polite chick, we had a really sweaty go at it.  Her place, afterwards she falls asleep naked, her side of the bed is up against a wall.  Her ass cheeks are planted against the wall.  She let's out a couple second fart that sounds like fireworks. She pops out of bed and looks at me, and said very scared  "what happened!"

I literally had no words for what just happened then...I said to her nothing happened, just go back to bed   

[Trigger]

Knocked out handicapping on 3 of the tracks and 10 of the races - B@Q, CD and Red Mile - Wagers in on all of them totaling, $599.70.   

 
Track    Race    Base ($)    Pool    Runners    Handle ($)
  Belmont at the Big A                235.40
   Race 4    5.00    WIN    1    NaN.00
   Race 4    2.00    EX    1 / 1+2+3+4+5+6+7    12.00
   Race 4    1.00    EX    1+2+3+4+5+6+7 / 1    6.00
   Race 4    0.10    SPR    1 / 1+2+3+4+5+6+7 / 1+2+3+4+5+6+7 / 1+2+3+4+5+6+7    12.00
   Race 4    0.50    TRI    1 / 1+2+3+4+5+6+7 / 1+2+3+4+5+6+7    15.00
   Race 4    1.00    DBL    1 / 1+2+3+4+5    5.00
   Race 4    4.00    DBL    1 / 1+3    8.00
   Race 4    1.00    PK3    1 / 1+3 / 2+6+7    6.00
   Race 4    8.00    PLC    1    8.00
   Race 4    0.50    PK4    1 / 1+3 / 2+6+7 / 1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8+9+10+11+12    36.00
   Race 5    4.00    EX    BX+1+3    8.00
   Race 5    0.50    TRI    1+3 / 1+3 / 1+2+3+4+5    3.00
   Race 5    0.20    SPR    1+3 / 1+3 / 1+2+3+4+5 / 1+2+3+4+5    2.40
   Race 5    1.00    DBL    1+3 / 2+6+7    6.00
   Race 8    2.00    EX    BX+1+4+5    12.00
   Race 8    1.00    DBL    1+4+5 / 1+2+4+6+8    15.00
   Race 8    0.50    TRI    BX+1+4+5    3.00
   Race 8    0.10    SPR    1+4+5 / 1+4+5 / 1+4+5 / 1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8    3.00
   Race 9    50.00    WIN    6    50.00
   Race 9    0.10    SPR    BX+1+2+4+6+8    12.00
   Race 9    1.00    EX    BX+6 / 1+2+4+8    8.00
  Churchill Downs                165.30
   Race 8    0.50    PK3    2 / 1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8+9+10+11 / 1    NaN.00
   Race 8    0.50    PK4    2 / 1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8+9+10+11 / 1 / 1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8+9+10    55.00
   Race 8    10.00    WIN    2    10.00
   Race 8    1.00    EX    2 / 1+2+3+5+6+7+8    6.00
   Race 8    2.00    EX    2 / 1+5+6    6.00
   Race 8    1.00    TRI    2 / 1+5+6 / 1+5+6    6.00
   Race 8    1.00    SPR    2 / 1+5+6 / 1+5+6 / 1+5+6    6.00
   Race 8    0.20    SPR    2 / 1+5+6 / 1+5+6 / 1+2+3+5+6+7+8    4.80
   Race 8    0.20    SPR    BX+1+2+5+6    4.80
   Race 10    10.00    WIN    1    10.00
   Race 10    1.00    EX    BX+1 / 1+2+3+4+5+6+7    12.00
   Race 10    1.00    EX    BX+1 / 2+3+5+7    8.00
   Race 10    0.50    TRI    1 / 2+3+5+7 / 2+3+5+7    6.00
   Race 10    0.50    TRI    2+3+5+7 / 1 / 2+3+5+7    6.00
   Race 10    0.20    SPR    1 / 2+3+5+7 / 2+3+5+7 / 2+3+5+7    4.80
   Race 10    0.20    SPR    2+3+5+7 / 1 / 2+3+5+7 / 2+3+5+7    4.80
   Race 10    0.10    SPR    1 / 2+3+5+7 / 2+3+5+7 / 1+2+3+4+5+6+7    4.80
   Race 10    0.10    SPR    2+3+5+7 / 1 / 2+3+5+7 / 1+2+3+4+5+6+7    4.80
  Red Mile (H)                163.00
   Race 7    5.00    EX    BX+1+5    NaN.00
   Race 7    5.00    EX    1 / 5    5.00
   Race 7    1.00    TRI    1+5 / 1+5 / 4+7+9    6.00
   Race 7    1.00    TRI    1 / 5 / 4+7+9    3.00
   Race 7    0.20    SPR    1+5 / 1+5 / 4+7+9 / 4+7+9    2.40
   Race 7    0.40    SPR    1 / 5 / 4+7+9 / 4+7+9    2.40
   Race 7    2.00    EX    1 / 4+7+9    6.00
   Race 7    1.00    TRI    1 / 4+7+9 / 4+7+9    6.00
   Race 7    0.20    SPR    1 / 4+7+9 / 4+7+9 / 4+7+9    1.20
   Race 7    0.20    SPR    BX+1+4+7+9    4.80
   Race 9    10.00    EX    2 / 5    10.00
   Race 9    5.00    TRI    2 / 5 / 1+3    10.00
   Race 9    5.00    SPR    2 / 5 / 1+3 / 1+3    10.00
   Race 9    0.20    SPR    BX+1+2+3+5    4.80
   Race 9    1.00    PK3    1 / 4 / 1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8+9    9.00
   Race 10    10.00    WIN    4    10.00
   Race 10    2.00    EX    4 / 2+3+8+9    8.00
   Race 10    2.00    EX    2+3+8+9 / 4    8.00
   Race 10    1.00    EX    4 / 1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8+9    8.00
   Race 10    0.20    SPR    4 / 2+3+8+9 / 2+3+8+9 / 2+3+8+9    4.80
   Race 10    0.20    SPR    2+3+8+9 / 4 / 2+3+8+9 / 2+3+8+9    4.80
   Race 10    0.20    SPR    BX+2+3+8+9    4.80
   Race 10    1.00    TRI    4 / 2+3+8+9 / 2+3+8+9    12.00
   Race 10    1.00    TRI    2+3+8+9 / 4 / 2+3+8+9    12.00

Belmont Park4 Tickets$36

    Race  9 04:41 PM4 Tickets$36
        R
        $1 EX KB 6/1,2,4-9 $14.00 Cancel
        R
        $0.50 TRI 6/1,2,4,8/1,2,4,8 $6.00 Cancel
        R
        $0.50 TRI 1,2,4,8/6/1,2,4,8 $6.00 Cancel
        R
        $10 PLC 6 $10.00 Cancel

[Trigger]

All the races have been handicapped, here are the wagers for SA 4th and 6th, $150.40...



Santa Anita12 Tickets$150.40

    Race  6 06:38 PM8 Tickets$106.40
        R
        $10 WIN 4 $10.00 Cancel
        R
        $4 EX BX 4,7 $8.00 Cancel
        R
        $1 TRI 4,7/4,7/1-7 $10.00 Cancel
        R
        $1 TRI 4,7/4,7/2,5,6 $6.00 Cancel
        R
        $0.10 SPR 4,7/4,7/1-7/1-7 $4.00 Cancel
        R
        $0.20 SPR 4,7/4,7/2,5,6/2,5,6 $2.40 Cancel
        R
        $0.10 SPR BX 2,4-7 $12.00 Cancel
        R
        $1 PK3 4,7/1-9/4,6,8 $54.00 Cancel
    Race  4 05:34 PM4 Tickets$44
        R
        $10 WIN 5 $10.00 Cancel
        R
        $1 EX BX 3,5 $2.00 Cancel
        R
        $1 TRI 3,5/3,5/1-6 $8.00 Cancel
        R
        $1 PK3 3,5/1-6/4,7 $24.00 Cancel

[Trigger]

All the races have been handicapped, here are the wagers for SA 4th and 6th, $150.40...



Santa Anita12 Tickets$150.40

    Race  6 06:38 PM8 Tickets$106.40
        R
        $10 WIN 4 $10.00 Cancel
        R
        $4 EX BX 4,7 $8.00 Cancel
        R
        $1 TRI 4,7/4,7/1-7 $10.00 Cancel
        R
        $1 TRI 4,7/4,7/2,5,6 $6.00 Cancel
        R
        $0.10 SPR 4,7/4,7/1-7/1-7 $4.00 Cancel
        R
        $0.20 SPR 4,7/4,7/2,5,6/2,5,6 $2.40 Cancel
        R
        $0.10 SPR BX 2,4-7 $12.00 Cancel
        R
        $1 PK3 4,7/1-9/4,6,8 $54.00 Cancel
    Race  4 05:34 PM4 Tickets$44
        R
        $10 WIN 5 $10.00 Cancel
        R
        $1 EX BX 3,5 $2.00 Cancel
        R
        $1 TRI 3,5/3,5/1-6 $8.00 Cancel
        R
        $1 PK3 3,5/1-6/4,7 $24.00 Cancel

SA 4th, forgot the super...always check yo tics 

R
$0.50 SPR 3,5/3,5/1-6/1-6 $12.00 Cancel

[kantseeback]

30 years ago or so I fuck this very pretty and polite chick, we had a really sweaty go at it.  Her place, afterwards she falls asleep naked, her side of the bed is up against a wall.  Her ass cheeks are planted against the wall.  She let's out a couple second fart that sounds like fireworks. She pops out of bed and looks at me, and said very scared  "what happened!"

I literally had no words for what just happened then...I said to her nothing happened, just go back to bed   

Popcorn farts.

[Trigger]

All the Dayton, and one MST wager, $347.90...

  Woodbine Mohawk (H)                38.00
   Race 11    4.00    WP    4    NaN.00
   Race 11    1.00    EX    BX+4 / 3+5+8    6.00
   Race 11    0.40    TRI    4 / 3+5+8 / 3+5+8    2.40
   Race 11    0.40    TRI    3+5+8 / 4 / 3+5+8    2.40
   Race 11    0.20    SPR    4 / 3+5+8 / 3+5+8 / 3+5+8    1.20
   Race 11    0.20    SPR    3+5+8 / 4 / 3+5+8 / 3+5+8    1.20
   Race 11    0.20    SPR    BX+3+4+5+8    4.80
   Race 11    0.20    SH5    4 / 3+5+8 / 3+5+8 / 3+5+8 / 1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8+9    6.00
   Race 11    0.20    SH5    3+5+8 / 4 / 3+5+8 / 3+5+8 / 1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8+9    6.00

Dayton Raceway (H)                309.90
   Race 5    0.50    PK3    9 / 1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8+9 / 2+5    NaN.00
   Race 5    1.00    EX    BX+9 / 3+5+7    6.00
   Race 5    0.50    TRI    9 / 3+5+7 / 3+5+7    3.00
   Race 5    0.50    TRI    3+5+7 / 9 / 3+5+7    3.00
   Race 5    0.20    SPR    9 / 3+5+7 / 3+5+7 / 3+5+7    1.20
   Race 5    0.20    SPR    3+5+7 / 9 / 3+5+7 / 3+5+7    1.20
   Race 5    0.20    SPR    BX+3+5+7+9    4.80
   Race 5    4.00    WP    9    8.00
   Race 7    0.50    PK3    2+5 / 1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8+9 / 8    9.00
   Race 7    4.00    WIN    2+5    8.00
   Race 7    2.00    EX    BX+2+5    4.00
   Race 7    0.50    TRI    2+5 / 2+5 / 1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8+9    7.00
   Race 7    0.20    SPR    2+5 / 2+5 / 1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8+9 / 1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8+9    16.80
   Race 9    5.00    WIN    8    5.00
   Race 9    2.00    EX    BX+8 / 2+4+7+9    16.00
   Race 9    0.50    TRI    8 / 2+4+7+9 / 2+4+7+9    6.00
   Race 9    0.50    TRI    2+4+7+9 / 8 / 2+4+7+9    6.00
   Race 9    0.20    SPR    8 / 2+4+7+9 / 2+4+7+9 / 2+4+7+9    4.80
   Race 9    0.20    SPR    2+4+7+9 / 8 / 2+4+7+9 / 2+4+7+9    4.80
   Race 9    0.20    SPR    BX+2+4+7+9    4.80
   Race 9    0.50    PK3    8 / 1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8+9 / 1+6+9    13.50
   Race 11    4.00    WIN    1+6+9    12.00
   Race 11    2.00    EX    BX+1+6+9    12.00
   Race 11    1.00    TRI    BX+1+6+9    6.00
   Race 11    0.20    SPR    1+6+9 / 1+6+9 / 1+6+9 / 1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8+9    7.20
   Race 11    0.20    SPR    1+6+9 / 1+6+9 / 1+6+9 / 1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8+9    7.20
   Race 11    0.20    SPR    1+6+9 / 1+6+9 / 1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8+9 / 1+6+9    7.20
   Race 11    0.20    SPR    1+6+9 / 1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8+9 / 1+6+9 / 1+6+9    7.20
   Race 11    0.20    SPR    1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8+9 / 1+5+9 / 1+5+9 / 1+5+9    7.20
   Race 14    4.00    WIN    3+5+9    12.00
   Race 14    2.00    EX    BX+3+5+9    12.00
   Race 14    1.00    TRI    BX+3+5+9    6.00
   Race 14    0.20    SPR    3+5+9 / 3+5+9 / 3+5+9 / 1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8+9    7.20
   Race 14    0.20    SPR    3+5+9 / 3+5+9 / 3+5+9 / 1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8+9    7.20
   Race 14    0.20    SPR    3+5+9 / 3+5+9 / 1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8+9 / 3+5+9    7.20
   Race 14    0.20    SPR    3+5+9 / 1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8+9 / 3+5+9 / 3+5+9    7.20
   Race 14    0.20    SPR    1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8+9 / 3+5+9 / 3+5+9 / 3+5+9    7.20
   Race 14    0.20    SH5    3+5+9 / 3+5+9 / 3+5+9 / 1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8+9 / 1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8+9    36.00

[Trigger]

SA 4th, forgot the super...always check yo tics 

R
$0.50 SPR 3,5/3,5/1-6/1-6 $12.00 Cancel

More...

  Santa Anita                16.00
   Race 4    1.00    TRI    3 / 5 / 1+2+3+4+5+6    NaN.00
   Race 4    4.00    EX    BX+3+5    8.00
   Race 4    4.00    EX    3 / 5    4.00

[Trigger]

Some more, and only 2 more races to wager, woo hoo, almost done...

  Santa Anita                91.00
   Race 7    0.50    PK4    1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8+9 / 4+6+8 / 4+5 / 6    NaN.00
   Race 8    2.00    WIN    4+6+8    6.00
   Race 8    1.00    EX    BX+4+6+8    6.00
   Race 8    0.10    SPR    4+6+8 / 4+6+8 / 4+6+8 / 1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8    3.00
   Race 8    0.10    SPR    4+6+8 / 4+6+8 / 1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8 / 4+6+8    3.00
   Race 8    0.10    SPR    4+6+8 / 1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8 / 4+6+8 / 4+6+8    3.00
   Race 8    0.10    SPR    1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8 / 4+6+8 / 4+6+8 / 4+6+8    3.00
   Race 8    2.00    DBL    4+6+8 / 4+5    12.00
   Race 8    3.00    PK3    4+6+8 / 4+5 / 6    18.00
   Race 9    5.00    DBL    4+5 / 6    10.00

Santa Anita1 Tickets$5

    Race  9 08:08 PM1 Tickets$5
        R
        $5 WIN 5 $5.00 Cancel

[Trigger]

Santa Anita
    Race 9    2.00    EX    BX+4+5    4.00
   Race 9    2.00    EX    4 / 5    2.00
   Race 9    1.00    TRI    4+5 / 4+5 / 2+3+4+5+6+7    8.00
   Race 9    1.00    TRI    4 / 5 / 2+3+4+5+6+7    4.00
   Race 9    0.10    SPR    4+5 / 4+5 / 2+3+4+5+6+7 / 2+3+4+5+6+7    2.40
   Race 9    0.20    SPR    4 / 5 / 2+3+4+5+6+7 / 2+3+4+5+6+7    2.40
   Race 9    0.20    SPR    4+5+7 / 4+5+7 / 4+5+7 / 2+3+4+5+6+7    3.60
   Race 9    1.00    SPR    7 / 4+5 / 4+5 / 2+3+4+5+6+7    6.00
   Race 9    0.40    SPR    7 / 4+5 / 4+5 / 2+3+4+5+6+7    2.40

[Trigger]

Last race wagered...


Grand Total 5 Tickets$48
Santa Anita5 Tickets$48

    Race 10 08:40 PM5 Tickets$48
        R
        $5 WIN 6 $5.00 Cancel
        R
        $1 EX KB 6/1-3,5 $8.00 Cancel
        R
        $1 EX 6/1-11,13 $11.00 Cancel
        R
        $1 TRI 6/1-3,5/1-3,5 $12.00 Cancel
        R
        $1 TRI 1-3,5/6/1-3,5 $12.00 Cancel

    Race 10    0.10    SPR    6 / 1+2+3+5 / 1+2+3+5 / 1+2+3+5    2.40
   Race 10    0.10    SPR    1+2+3+5 / 6 / 1+2+3+5 / 1+2+3+5    2.40
   Race 10    0.10    SPR    BX+1+2+3+5+6    12.00

[Trigger]

Dayton

    Race 7    0.20    SPR    1 / 2+5 / 2+5 / 1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8+9    2.40
   Race 7    0.20    SPR    2+5 / 1 / 2+5 / 1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8+9    2.40

[Trigger]