Sam Widger GoFundMe

[Hay 4 sail]

   Errrbody donates $1 we can raise enough money to send his ass to Great Clips get that fucking hair cut. Maybe he is coming out transgender. Anybody know if he drinks Bud Light?

[Senator Blutarsky]

   Errrbody donates $1 we can raise enough money to send his ass to Great Clips get that fucking hair cut. Maybe he is coming out transgender. Anybody know if he drinks Bud Light?

After this, go burn some ants with a magnifying glass, and don't forget to take a bath and do you homework before dinner- MOM!!! 

[caddy]

   Errrbody donates $1 we can raise enough money to send his ass to Great Clips get that fucking hair cut. Maybe he is coming out transgender. Anybody know if he drinks Bud Light?

What is your redneck rant even about?  The guy looks like a groovy sort of entertainer.  Sure can't blame him for wearing his locks that long at 60 years old.  HEY?  Maybe Sam is going to donate his hair for Locks of Love?  In fact, what would be wrong w/ all of the drivers joining together to make a large combined hair ball for a lot of wigs for the sick children?

[Mailbox Money]

Perhaps we are looking at an attempt to get the Jesus look!