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"Hawthorne's Tim Carey Had Small Penis Intercourse With Me!"
« on: February 08, 2026, 05:55:08 AM »
The suit alleges...

"Early Summer 1993 I was cleaning a Hawthorne Race Course Ladies room, my boss, Tim Carey was in the toilet peeing sitting down -
he grabbed me in his stall and had very, very small
penis intercourse with me...and...Tim is the illegitimate father
to none other than my son, BAD BUNNY"...

The distraught ex Hawthorne Puerto Rican female janitor has filed a paternity lawsuit in Cicero superior court against Carey...when reached for comment it was confirmed by a Hawthorne Spokesperson, "Timmy does have a small wiener and urinates sitting down in the ladies room toilet, but denies ever having sex with a woman, muchless this spic bitch"...  11.mq

LUCPARK will be called as a character witness for the Plaintiff against the Defendant!  ;D

Ex Hawthorne Janitor, Marta


Small Weiner, Carey


Bad Bunny



« Last Edit: February 08, 2026, 06:13:26 AM by Trigger »

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Re: "Hawthorne's Tim Carey Had Small Penis Intercourse With Me!"
« Reply #1 on: February 08, 2026, 09:52:53 AM »
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That was a good one Trigger

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Re: "Hawthorne's Tim Carey Had Small Penis Intercourse With Me!"
« Reply #2 on: February 08, 2026, 10:35:36 AM »
Yackety yack, why don't you get on Donald Trump's sack.

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Re: "Hawthorne's Tim Carey Had Small Penis Intercourse With Me!"
« Reply #3 on: February 08, 2026, 10:49:41 AM »
Goat,

Why don’t you go fuck your self. Go beat your meat to your boy Donnie.

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Re: "Hawthorne's Tim Carey Had Small Penis Intercourse With Me!"
« Reply #4 on: February 08, 2026, 12:31:18 PM »
Yackety yack, why don't you get on Donald Trump's sack.

Will he pay me $130,000 too.

Maybe I have to wait in line behind some fruit that just ain't ripe yet.

After you, filthy Billy...


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Re: "Hawthorne's Tim Carey Had Small Penis Intercourse With Me!"
« Reply #5 on: February 08, 2026, 12:42:00 PM »
 ALL THIS COCK TALK HAS GOTTEN ME HUNGRY ;D
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Re: "Hawthorne's Tim Carey Had Small Penis Intercourse With Me!"
« Reply #6 on: February 08, 2026, 12:59:29 PM »
GSAC is no longer just an insult, it's a meal suggestion too  ngc3

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Re: "Hawthorne's Tim Carey Had Small Penis Intercourse With Me!"
« Reply #7 on: February 09, 2026, 04:35:43 PM »
bump...bitch  ;D

 

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