GIVE THAT PERSON A MILLION IN CASH AND LIFETIME SUPPLY OF HAND SANITIZER
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WHY ELSE WOULD YOU KEEP A RUNNING TOTAL?
TO PAY FOR THIS, I SUGGEST A NATIONAL LOTTERY FOR THE USA, USING THE TIME OF THE MILLIONTH INFECTION AS THE WINNING TICKET. TRUMP KNOWS A LOT ABOUT CASINO BIDNESSES, LET HIM GET TO WORK ON IT. RAISE ENUFF MONEY TO PAY FOR ALL THIS FREE CHEESE HE IS GIVING AWAY