You can be out there bragging it up, I own a horse!

This isn't TheStable fractional ownership like at a minimal of 1%.

This is Calhoun
fictional ownership 
, like 1% OF 1% OF 1% bullshit

An amount so insignificant, that you don't get billed for stable costs, or pay ownership regulatory responsibilities.

But brag none the less, like Calhoun, who needs a friend and a partner

This sad picture represents in a mouthful of how bad Calhoun needs your financial and plop support!

(Props to LWP

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