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Hawthorne applies for amusement park license
« on: February 19, 2026, 09:47:11 AM »
License and title  of cook county agent has  been notified for quick approval

Will either be named
Timmyland
Toetoeville

Rides. Water rides. Horsie back rides etc etc etc

Food fun  exciting things.  Giant water slides
 Good family fun for the summer




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Re: Hawthorne applies for amusement park license
« Reply #1 on: February 19, 2026, 09:53:18 AM »
They should have applied for a "Circus" license since they already have a CLOWN running the show!

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Re: Hawthorne applies for amusement park license
« Reply #2 on: February 19, 2026, 09:54:59 AM »
Mommy mommy, I spent $8 getting the thing in the hole, I finally won and this fucking carney won't give me my prize...It's not carney dear, it's CAREY, two toes!  ngc3

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Re: Hawthorne applies for amusement park license
« Reply #3 on: February 19, 2026, 10:01:01 AM »
They should have applied for a "Circus" license since they already have a CLOWN running the show!

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Re: Hawthorne applies for amusement park license
« Reply #4 on: February 19, 2026, 10:52:43 AM »
Mommy mommy, I spent $8 getting the thing in the hole, I finally won and this fucking carney won't give me my prize...It's not carney dear, it's CAREY, two toes!  ngc3

I once spent 1500 to get that THING in the HOLE

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Re: Hawthorne applies for amusement park license
« Reply #5 on: February 19, 2026, 10:54:15 AM »
I once spent 1500 to get that THING in the HOLE

but that’s for another thread 🙄🙄🙄 tmbz1

You too  ngc3

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Re: Hawthorne applies for amusement park license
« Reply #6 on: February 19, 2026, 10:58:24 AM »
I really don’t see the amusement in a track having financial problems, that might close. Considering it’s the only track racing in Chicago. If that’s funny I guess you retards don’t really like racing. Doesn’t matter if you got a beef with the owner or not the important thing is it’s another obstacle racing has to overcome. If you like racing this is not good for it!!!!!!

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Re: Hawthorne applies for amusement park license
« Reply #7 on: February 19, 2026, 11:00:24 AM »
I really don’t see the amusement in a track having financial problems, that might close. Considering it’s the only track racing in Chicago. If that’s funny I guess you retards don’t really like racing. Doesn’t matter if you got a beef with the owner or not the important thing is it’s another obstacle racing has to overcome. If you like racing this is not good for it!!!!!!

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Re: Hawthorne applies for amusement park license
« Reply #8 on: February 19, 2026, 11:00:44 AM »
I really don’t see the amusement in a track having financial problems, that might close. Considering it’s the only track racing in Chicago. If that’s funny I guess you retards don’t really like racing. Doesn’t matter if you got a beef with the owner or not the important thing is it’s another obstacle racing has to overcome. If you like racing this is not good for it!!!!!!

I'm going to try to gauge Godolphin's interest in there (and GP)...wish me luck!  ngc3

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« Reply #9 on: February 19, 2026, 12:02:10 PM »
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Listen I know you got a bone to pick with Carey. But the main thing is it’s the LAST track standing in Illinois! Hope he finds a way to keep it going.

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Re: Hawthorne applies for amusement park license
« Reply #10 on: February 19, 2026, 12:11:43 PM »
poorly run businesses of any kind rarely survive
innovate, invest, grow, take risks
or do nothing and go out of business, todays buggy whip

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Re: Hawthorne applies for amusement park license
« Reply #11 on: February 19, 2026, 12:24:29 PM »
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Re: Hawthorne applies for amusement park license
« Reply #12 on: February 19, 2026, 12:38:31 PM »
Certainly will miss harness racing but there does come a time when a business has to be accountable for making it's own money. Casinos have been supplementing race tracks for years and the interest for harness racing has tanked over the years. Harness racing is a business , not a charity and the betting public, owners have no chance to even break even because people recognize a bad investment unless they are just addicted. Just check the prices at most harness tracks in the U.S.! It was great before but we should all say goodbye now and see what the con men in the sport now do to make their money, it will be some form of cheating the public for sure.

 

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