Coach Stefanos

[Senator Blutarsky]

JUST SAYING WHAT A FEW PEOPLE WERE SAYING THIS MORNING AT QUALIFIERS. I DONT HAVE PROOF BUT I WONT MENTION ANY NAMES BUT ONE VERY RELIABLE TRAINER SAID THE HORSES ARE RACING 10-15 FEET SHORTHER THAN A FULL MILE IN HIS OPINION. AGAIN, U GUYS CAN BELIEVE WHAT YOU WILL BELIEVE. ROCK ON FOLKS!

That's interesting, possibly possible, however "1/8 of a mile" = 660 feet, A slight LOL difference between "10-15 feet shorter",....Oh I just heard the ice cream man's little truck playing that tune, I think I'll go grab a cone and seek his OPINION on open heart surgery!   

[LUCPARK]

I HEARD PACIFIC OCEAN IS ONLY 3 FEET DEEP A SURFER TOLD ME

[Harness racer]

JUST SAYING WHAT A FEW PEOPLE WERE SAYING THIS MORNING AT QUALIFIERS. I DONT HAVE PROOF BUT I WONT MENTION ANY NAMES BUT ONE VERY RELIABLE TRAINER SAID THE HORSES ARE RACING 10-15 FEET SHORTHER THAN A FULL MILE IN HIS OPINION. AGAIN, U GUYS CAN BELIEVE WHAT YOU WILL BELIEVE. ROCK ON FOLKS!

Pylons could be checked...but a full 1/8 of a mile short is a lot and would easily be noticed.  Most tracks are short 100 feet or so if at all.

[Senator Blutarsky]

I HEARD PACIFIC OCEAN IS ONLY 3 FEET DEEP A SURFER TOLD ME

 

That's really funny because I had the dumbest chick on the block measure my weenie, and it's 225 inches long......but I think she was holding the measuring tape the wrong way, maybe centimeters...... possibly millimeters yeh, I dunno, back to doing what I'm good at, banging my head against a concrete wall!   

[Brown jug]

settle down fellas
just look at the racing to know that track is super fast
mid range horses come home in 26 seconds
as with any of these it will depend on who they beat
might just stay and race the sires stakes

[old guy]

It's all just a dream...."Horse racing took my beating heart into it's hands and took off quicker than a Mare....same Win I've been chasing ever since...what do you do when that Mare that became your Bride that took your breathe away....becomes the Wife that makes you hold your breath in terror?" 

Who cares, I love LIVING NIGHTMARES!   

That’s what Jacob Snell said about his wife Darlene on Ozark.

[Senator Blutarsky]

That’s what Jacob Snell said about his wife Darlene on Ozark.

 

That's why I put it in quotes as it was not original, and excellent catch OLD GUY as I was listening to that Ozark diner scene with Jacob and Marty and then applied it to Horse racing!