Mike what's going on with all your neighbors holding up a sign outside your house tryng to flag down UFOs:
Crazy white man with tiny penis lives here! - Please abduct all of us! 
Where do you come up with these creative/inventive replies that are littered throughout this forum? I know I can safely say everyone here at Horseplop is grateful for your minute by minute responses. Like the smell of a homeless man's socks, your intellectual acuity is relentless. Keep up the good work.
