Terrible news.
You remember Father Guido Sarducci on SNL...
John would be perfect for like a 2 minute Weekend update segment...
BALLLLOOOOON HEAAAD (bLEEP) (BLEEp) dRAFT dDGIN cOWARD (BLEEP bleep) Fat....You have to have spoken to John and heard his voice, Chicago accent, tough guy, still though, very calm, not hyper, but like a wound up angry slow firing machine gun...

....I gotta take a piss, i'll be right back...

That's John!
