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Title: Better Show Up Today! Noon - Goshen - Fountain
Post by: Ignorance Is Bliss on July 05, 2026, 08:19:19 AM
Power off here in the village is no excuse Calwho, noon...Be There!!!
https://youtube.com/shorts/fSrtCJGtNiY?is=MKLhPIhnCD1n74pa

https://www.youtube.com/live/_Dl0u6yd-I4?is=XrB4FcV01rXfJfP3
Title: Re: Better Show Up Today! Noon - Goshen - Fountain
Post by: Sweet on July 05, 2026, 09:02:29 AM
It's my day off and I was just beeped to come in to the plop emergency room...

Male patient, middle age, symptoms...

Frantic
Rapid heart rate
Shortness of breath
Chest tightness
Trembling
Shaking
Stomach cramping
Knee knocking
Dry mouth
Testicle shrinkage
Penis turtling


Pissed and defecated himself too.  ngc3

Adhering to a Patient's Privacy, HIPAA would not allow me to confirm or deny this is in fact Calhoun.   ngc3

Patient is now babbling about his "date with destiny", we're calling the family, it's last rites time!  ;D
Title: Re: Better Show Up Today! Noon - Goshen - Fountain
Post by: darnoldrocks on July 05, 2026, 09:52:23 AM
Amazing how a grown man can take such pride in being SCM's knob gobbler. 
Please stfu and restore whatever dignity, if any, you have left.
Title: Re: Better Show Up Today! Noon - Goshen - Fountain
Post by: Sweet on July 05, 2026, 09:59:53 AM
Amazing how a grown man can take such pride in being SCM's knob gobbler. 
Please stfu and restore whatever dignity, if any, you have left.

Everything is related to c0ck and ass with you.

Go whack one to gay porn, or just come put of the closet and do it.

What do you call someone who speaks 9 months straight about that poor  murdered girl, Laken Riley.

Had to stop your sick obsession, mission accomplished.   tmbz1

You're a sick F so nothing you say is a surprise.

Has the US Secret Service reached out to you about your Trump obsession and ICE about your unsureness of your national identity.

Outed liar, and if that's the cherry on the sundae...

Teeny weeny chihuahua peen too.  ;D

Title: Re: Better Show Up Today! Noon - Goshen - Fountain
Post by: Harness racer on July 05, 2026, 10:01:01 AM
Amazing how a grown man can take such pride in being SCM's knob gobbler. 
Please stfu and restore whatever dignity, if any, you have left.

 ngc3
Title: Re: Better Show Up Today! Noon - Goshen - Fountain
Post by: Sweet on July 05, 2026, 10:03:13 AM
ngc3

Teeny weeny chihuahua peen is available, obviously  ngc3, invite him to your circle jerk  ngc3
Title: Re: Better Show Up Today! Noon - Goshen - Fountain
Post by: Harness racer on July 05, 2026, 10:15:12 AM
Does anyone actually think Calhoun would show if he were in the area; which I doubt he is.  Guy is a fraud.  Has acted like a bigtime player in the game and buys a one-millionth share for like $60. 
Title: Re: Better Show Up Today! Noon - Goshen - Fountain
Post by: Ignorance Is Bliss on July 05, 2026, 10:20:50 AM
I gotta say it. "Sweet' is harmless with the exception of being completely over the top and annoying.  But that's him. Dude, could you have just left this fucking thread alone without the psychobabble for once? I directed it at the bullshitting nobody we all know won't show. Now look at the thread, again you fucking derail it. I told you a bunch of times just chill the fuck out this shit isn't fucking real literally battle ghosts.
Title: Re: Better Show Up Today! Noon - Goshen - Fountain
Post by: Kirby's Ace on July 05, 2026, 11:18:30 AM
 ngc3
Title: Re: Better Show Up Today! Noon - Goshen - Fountain
Post by: G on July 05, 2026, 11:20:08 AM
I gotta say it. "Sweet' is harmless with the exception of being completely over the top and annoying.  But that's him. Dude, could you have just left this fucking thread alone without the psychobabble for once? I directed it at the bullshitting nobody we all know won't show. Now look at the thread, again you fucking derail it. I told you a bunch of times just chill the fuck out this shit isn't fucking real literally battle ghosts.
who the fuck are you kidding you are sweet
Title: Re: Better Show Up Today! Noon - Goshen - Fountain
Post by: Ignorance Is Bliss on July 05, 2026, 11:38:56 AM
who the fuck are you kidding you are sweet

WTF is wrong with you? Calling another man sweet? This makes sense now. Stall door swings both ways or just that other way?  ngc3
Title: Re: Better Show Up Today! Noon - Goshen - Fountain
Post by: Calhoun on July 05, 2026, 11:51:40 AM
I'm looking at your shabbily dressed dusty ass RIGHT NOW.

I've given you EVERY OPPORTUNITY to meet your requirements to meet Calhoun.

All you can do now is BEG, which you're very capable of.

I'm less than 50 feet from you NOW.

BEG.

I command you.
Title: Re: Better Show Up Today! Noon - Goshen - Fountain
Post by: Calhoun on July 05, 2026, 11:56:52 AM
You look anxious, angry AF too.

Are you armed?

?
?
?
Title: Re: Better Show Up Today! Noon - Goshen - Fountain
Post by: Harness racer on July 05, 2026, 12:17:07 PM
I gotta say it. "Sweet' is harmless with the exception of being completely over the top and annoying.  But that's him. Dude, could you have just left this fucking thread alone without the psychobabble for once? I directed it at the bullshitting nobody we all know won't show. Now look at the thread, again you fucking derail it. I told you a bunch of times just chill the fuck out this shit isn't fucking real literally battle ghosts.

Well put!  Can you copy and paste this to most other threads?  Not all, but most!
Title: Re: Better Show Up Today! Noon - Goshen - Fountain
Post by: Sweet on July 05, 2026, 12:19:39 PM
It's my day off and I was just beeped to come in to the plop emergency room...

Male patient, middle age, symptoms...

Frantic
Rapid heart rate
Shortness of breath
Chest tightness
Trembling
Shaking
Stomach cramping
Knee knocking
Dry mouth
Testicle shrinkage
Penis turtling


Pissed and defecated himself too.  ngc3

Adhering to a Patient's Privacy, HIPAA would not allow me to confirm or deny this is in fact Calhoun.   ngc3

Patient is now babbling about his "date with destiny", we're calling the family, it's last rites time!  ;D

Was that you in the siren blaring ambulance Calhoun?   ngc3
Title: Re: Better Show Up Today! Noon - Goshen - Fountain
Post by: Ignorance Is Bliss on July 05, 2026, 12:21:47 PM
I hope he's ok, Garnet is a very good health center complete with psychiatric evaluation and treament.  tmbz1
https://www.youtube.com/live/_Dl0u6yd-I4?si=zK5JYZCQ1APx1843
Title: Re: Better Show Up Today! Noon - Goshen - Fountain
Post by: Kirby's Ace on July 05, 2026, 12:29:06 PM
Quote from: Ignorance Is Bliss on Today at 10:20:50 AM
I gotta say it. "Sweet' is harmless with the exception of being completely over the top and annoying.  But that's him. Dude, could you have just left this fucking thread alone without the psychobabble for once? I directed it at the bullshitting nobody we all know won't show. Now look at the thread, again you fucking derail it. I told you a bunch of times just chill the fuck out this shit isn't fucking real literally battle ghosts

 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3
Title: Re: Better Show Up Today! Noon - Goshen - Fountain
Post by: Sweet on July 05, 2026, 12:33:26 PM
Quote from: Ignorance Is Bliss on Today at 10:20:50 AM
I gotta say it. "Sweet' is harmless with the exception of being completely over the top and annoying.  But that's him. Dude, could you have just left this fucking thread alone without the psychobabble for once? I directed it at the bullshitting nobody we all know won't show. Now look at the thread, again you fucking derail it. I told you a bunch of times just chill the fuck out this shit isn't fucking real literally battle ghosts

 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3

I read his opinion.

I do what the F I want to do.

No different than any of you.

More than half the time this place is a f'ing cancer ward of complaining and misery.

Me, I like to joke.

Bet horses.

Love when the corrupt are targeted and horses are protected.

Why don't you speak about your NO SHOW boyfriend who you run around this place with supporting his lies and hate.

Two mice that if they ever had a rep here they destroyed it and any respect that went with it.

Until it gets turned on you, not liking it much do you  ngc3
Title: Re: Better Show Up Today! Noon - Goshen - Fountain
Post by: Calhoun on July 05, 2026, 12:46:42 PM
Got to within 8-10 feet.

I told you to be clean and presentable.

Your loss.

Go make a Calhoun video.

Better yet, do a detail cleaning of your fingernails. 

I met up with a couple old Midwest guys I haven't seen in 20+ years tmbz1

Made special point of meeting a particular person named Ray. Nice man... we know one or two of the same people. We had a good laugh. 



Title: Re: Better Show Up Today! Noon - Goshen - Fountain
Post by: Ignorance Is Bliss on July 05, 2026, 12:56:18 PM
Oh I didn't know the MOAA was in town. Microshare Owners Association of America... ngc3
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Title: Re: Better Show Up Today! Noon - Goshen - Fountain
Post by: Cashout on July 05, 2026, 12:56:42 PM
     Calhoun punk out   That’s what figured to happen and it did
Title: Re: Better Show Up Today! Noon - Goshen - Fountain
Post by: Harness racer on July 05, 2026, 01:40:09 PM
Oh I didn't know the MOAA was in town. Microshare Owners Association of America... ngc3
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Must be a huge crowd since 10,000 of them own the same horse.   ngc3  I get if that's all you want to get involved in the game, but don't act like a big shot.  Maybe it's fun just to be apart of it, who knows.  But there are owners out there risking millions.
Title: Re: Better Show Up Today! Noon - Goshen - Fountain
Post by: Sweet on July 05, 2026, 01:58:42 PM
Must be a huge crowd since 10,000 of them own the same horse.   ngc3  I get if that's all you want to get involved in the game, but don't act like a big shot.  Maybe it's fun just to be apart of it, who knows.  But there are owners out there risking millions.

"Maybe it's fun" conveys you're not a part of it, never were because you simply don't know.  "Owners risking millions", this is a revelation?

No one needs to point out the big shots in life, people know, and if someone professes themself one, they're only reminding of their own self importance.

You can tell a lot by listening here  ngc3

90% of this place doesn't need to be insulted even when they deserve, they do a fine job doing it to themselves!  ;D
Title: Re: Better Show Up Today! Noon - Goshen - Fountain
Post by: TimTimTimbo on July 05, 2026, 03:34:24 PM
It's my day off and I was just beeped to come in to the plop emergency room...

Male patient, middle age, symptoms...

Frantic
Rapid heart rate
Shortness of breath
Chest tightness
Trembling
Shaking
Stomach cramping
Knee knocking
Dry mouth
Testicle shrinkage
Penis turtling


Pissed and defecated himself too.  ngc3

Adhering to a Patient's Privacy, HIPAA would not allow me to confirm or deny this is in fact Calhoun.   ngc3

Patient is now babbling about his "date with destiny", we're calling the family, it's last rites time!  ;D

LOL Sweet, That's hilarious
Title: Re: Better Show Up Today! Noon - Goshen - Fountain
Post by: Sweet on July 05, 2026, 04:20:07 PM
LOL Sweet, That's hilarious

 tmbz1

Thanks Tim!  ;D
Title: Re: Better Show Up Today! Noon - Goshen - Fountain
Post by: Calhoun on July 05, 2026, 08:40:53 PM
My Very Most Devout BustOut Pigeons,
 
You've been glued to your devices for over 12 hours today, just beseeching The Lord for Calhoun to acknowledge your presence.

Calhoun this, Calhoun that. 

You'll respond because you do not cannot risk Calhoun forsaking you.

Catherine & YourNext ... 

ngc3 ngc3 ngc3





Title: Re: Better Show Up Today! Noon - Goshen - Fountain
Post by: Horseradish on July 05, 2026, 09:53:27 PM
Pussy:

definition
A person who is scared or lame af.
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