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JOHN FRANK

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NFL DRAFT is OVER. BEARS STINK up on SELECTIONS.
« on: May 04, 2015, 04:26:33 PM »
There you go BEARS.
Your # 1 is WHITE,WHITEN or whatever his fuckin name is A STEROID BOY. #1 STERIOD BOY in DRAFT. He will be declared ineligible to play due to enormous consumption of STERIODS.
Your # 2 is a big FAT SLOB. They say he good against the RUN. Teams don't RUN anymore. THEY PASS. Will be nice seeing this BIG FAT SLOB trying to chase down a quarterback.
Your # 3. is a small CENTER. This guy will not be able to block anyone. And why did you sign FREE AGENT center. What a fucked up mess you got there. GARZA is happy. Nice CUT.
Your # 4 is a piss of SHIT running back. Nice selection. I predict he has 120 yards in 2015.
Your # 5 as a free safety. Can't cover and is afraid to tackle.  ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3.
Your # 6 as a offensive tackle. His MOTHER was incarcerated for THEFT. His DAD was deported for ROBBERY. What's that saying. Like FATHER,Like SON. Plus he's HORRIBLE. He can't play. HE STINKS.

All that being said. This is the worstest draft in BEAR HISTORY.Thank you new BEAR MANAGEMENT GENERAL MANAGER and HEAD COACH. I would say: KEEP the TRADITION going,but this is the WORTEST draft selections in NFL HISTORY.

GO FALCONS and LIONS.

 

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