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Calhoun

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Re: If you were a driver...
« Reply #30 on: May 09, 2018, 08:01:54 PM »
You truly are a fucking liar. You challenged me and said you will be at Mile Day at the 1/16th pole all day. I accepted and then you said you will be wearing a Vanderbilt hat and I said you will know I'm there when your in my shadow at 6'7" and 280 pounds I'll bounce you off the 1/16th pole.
OK, OK.   Settle down.  I will be there all day.   Wearing a Vandy hat.

If it rains, do I need to stay outside or can I wait somewhere dry to pummel you ?

As an aside, you sure are lippy for a fat old Canadian.  Just saying.

Fatboy

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Re: If you were a driver...
« Reply #31 on: May 09, 2018, 08:02:56 PM »
OK, OK.   Settle down.  I will be there all day.   Wearing a Vandy hat.

If it rains, do I need to stay outside or can I wait somewhere dry to pummel you ?

As an aside, you sure are lippy for a fat old Canadian.  Just saying.

his secret weapon s he is a cripple as well

Calhoun

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Re: If you were a driver...
« Reply #32 on: May 09, 2018, 08:03:30 PM »
No have nothing to do with the horse, and not black.
Now you speak like a China person.

What color your wheelchair?

Calhoun

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Re: If you were a driver...
« Reply #33 on: May 09, 2018, 08:04:30 PM »
his secret weapon s he is a cripple as well
Every fucking worthless Canadian has handicapped parking. 

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Re: If you were a driver...
« Reply #34 on: May 09, 2018, 08:59:01 PM »
Keep yapping it will be the last we hear from you. The minute whatever gate you come in I will know and then we'll settle this and I'll still be standing, you on the other hand we won't know where you got to.

YOU BETTER ASK AROUND PIPEMAN

Calhoun

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Re: If you were a driver...
« Reply #35 on: May 10, 2018, 12:32:23 PM »
Keep yapping it will be the last we hear from you. The minute whatever gate you come in I will know and then we'll settle this and I'll still be standing, you on the other hand we won't know where you got to.
This is how it will go:

1.  I'm going to kick you in your throat.

2.  then i'm going to take your teeth.

MR.DALRAE

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Re: If you were a driver...
« Reply #36 on: May 10, 2018, 12:38:53 PM »
Then fatty will lock you up in the coop

Calhoun

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Re: If you were a driver...
« Reply #37 on: May 10, 2018, 12:40:32 PM »
Guy's fat, 82 years old and a Canadian. 

I can handle him.

MR.DALRAE

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Re: If you were a driver...
« Reply #38 on: May 10, 2018, 12:41:48 PM »
I hate those fucking cheap Canadians

Calhoun

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Re: If you were a driver...
« Reply #39 on: May 10, 2018, 12:44:53 PM »
If not for the USA fucking Canadians would still be wearing football pants and wigs.

Plus, they have bad dental hygiene.

Fucking ingrates.

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Re: If you were a driver...
« Reply #40 on: May 10, 2018, 12:56:36 PM »
They are rudest fucks in the winter on the golf courses

Fatboy

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Re: If you were a driver...
« Reply #41 on: May 10, 2018, 04:46:52 PM »
They are rudest fucks in the winter on the golf courses

THEY HAVE NO USE FOR FAT ASSED CADDYS LIKE YOURSELF

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Re: If you were a driver...
« Reply #42 on: May 10, 2018, 07:06:42 PM »
We will just have to wait until Sept 15. What is so unbelievable is that in every post by you I get older and fatter. I still workout every day and there is no fat on me. What you should be concerned about is what I said that the nano second whatever gate you come through I'm going to know and then you will be gone.

YOU HAD BETTER COME PREPARED MICEMAN

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Re: If you were a driver...
« Reply #43 on: May 11, 2018, 02:43:15 AM »
I would take the money & go dead.A lot of drivers riding around in new pickups that are doing it.

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Re: If you were a driver...
« Reply #44 on: May 11, 2018, 06:56:22 AM »
YOU HAD BETTER COME PREPARED MICEMAN
Iceman is, of course, the former Plop poster Humphrey, self-proclaimed T-bred genius and famous, all-around Woodbine Dolt.

Iceman's Cirriculum Vitae includes decades of service as a toenail technician responsible for start-to-finish pedicure services at many well-known Korean beauty shops in Canada.

He now copies and pastes harness selections and imitates 80 year-old cripples.

What the fuck is wrong with people?

 

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