Mike's crack pipe-Orange County bagel

[G]

Mike we need you to confirm this.  The word at Orange County bagel is that a crack pipe dropped out of your pocket.

We kind of figured something was wrong with your constant infatuation with Mark Ford and Steve Jones.  Now your addictive actions all makes sense,,, crack does horrible things to people.  You need to confirm this.  Seriously if you need help with this let us know we can all help out.

[Calhoun]

Well, I hope that's not true.

It would, otoh, explain a couple things.

[G]

Mr. Radcliffe at Orange County bagel broke the news to me. Let's hope it's not true,,,it will explain a lot of his actions

[G]

Mike I know you're there you have not confirmed this. Everybody knows you live on this website yet you're not answering the question at hand. Mr. Radcliffe did not have good things to say about you.

[Trigger]

I'm proud to say I've been clean for one year.

All these showers aren't helping me quit smoking crack, though.