BREAKING: UHH? Trump insults Jon Ossoff for wearing makeup — before going on a dementia stream of consciousness rant about how HE wears makeup too.
It's like watching a man's brain melt in real time...
"And John Ossoff has spent more money on makeup—" Trump began at a rally in Georgia, before getting distracted by his own thoughts. "And by the way, I wear very little and I do it myself."
"Yuuuhaaah," the President continued, pantomiming brushing makeup onto his face. "Because if you don't put a little on, you look a little bit like a dead person. And I don't want to look that way. But he goes full bore. He's got the makeup artist there in there all the time. I don't know how he does it."
If you have no idea what the hell Trump is talking about, you're not alone. This is what it looks like when an 80-year-old narcissist in the advanced stages of cognitive decline stumbles up to a microphone. He knows that he wants to attack Senator Ossoff, but he can't stop tripping over his own jumbled thoughts.
If Ossoff does wear makeup, as most politicians and public figures do so as to not look sweaty on camera, who cares? The great irony here is that Trump's makeup looks absolutely awful (which actually does lend credence to the claim that he does it himself). But more than that, he is constantly sporting that hideous orange spray tan.
As usual, these weird remarks can be best attributed to Trump's ego. He hates that Ossoff is a classically handsome, charismatic speaker while Trump himself is falling apart, both physically and mentally.
"I don't know. Somebody said, he's a good looking man. I don't think he's a good looking man," Trump said at the same rally. "I actually think Mike Collins is a good looking man. And he's all man. He's all man."
This is what the President wants to talk about. Not skyrocketing gas prices. Not the worsening affordability crisis or this failed Iran War. He wants to compare the physical attractiveness of male Senate candidates.
