The Staten Island Dog
There once was a high school senior who felt like an outsider, harboring a singular dream of becoming a harness horse trainer—a goal that always seemed just out of reach. More than anything, he was infatuated with a stray dog that frequently hung around the school grounds.
One afternoon after the final bell, he was chatting near the exit with a classmate who shared his social standing when the wandering dog trotted up and began humping his leg. Glancing down, the student didn't flinch or push the animal away, prompting his friend to look on in quiet bewilderment. Amidst the bizarre scene, the student nonchalantly announced that he would soon be moving up to Goshen to finally pursue his dream of training horses.
A few days later, the student was marked absent from class. During a break, a teacher gazing out the classroom window witnessed a sight she could scarcely believe: believing he was hidden between the cars in the parking lot, the student was actively engaging with the dog.(jerking the dog off).
Horrified and unable to keep it to herself, the teacher reported the incident to the guidance counselor. Soon, both the counselor and the school psychiatrist sat the student down for an intervention. Yet, when questioned about his actions, the student remained completely unfazed, using the meeting instead to rat out other students and repeatedly pivot the conversation back to his imminent move to Goshen.
Eventually, the student brought the dog home to live with him. His family was horrified and furious at the prospect of a feral animal moving into the house, but the student insisted the dog would stay strictly confined to his bedroom.
True to his word, the family rarely laid eyes on the animal, seeing it only when the student slipped out to walk it. Aside from an occasional muffled squeal in the dead of night, the rest of the household barely knew a dog was even under their roof.
This my friends is the making of a psychopath who never made it as a horse trainer spending his days on horse plop posting Photoshop AI enhanced photos along with bragging about himself yet all the posters finally realized he’s accomplished absolutely nothing in his life.
