“ROTTED HIS PEANUT-SIZED BRAIN!” White House MELTS DOWN over brutal Trump roast from legendary television creator Chuck Lorre – tells him to “SEEK PSYCHIATRIC HELP!”
Hit TV producer Chuck Lorre was supposed to be accepting a prestigious award for his charity work. Instead, he decided to use the occasion to unload on Donald Trump – and the White House apparently did not enjoy the show.
Lorre, the man behind “The Big Bang Theory,” “Two and a Half Men” and “Mom,” was receiving Project Angel Food’s Founders Angel Award in Los Angeles when he explained that he'd much rather talk about compassion and helping people in need.
Unfortunately, he said, being a comedy writer left him no choice but to address “that bloated orange piece of sh*t in the White House.”
The crowd erupted.
“OK, I do have the right audience,” Lorre cracked, before starting to riff on Trump as he explained his morning routine.
Lorre said he wakes up, turns on CNN and checks to see whether the president “had a heart attack while straining to take a dump.”
Then Melania wandered into the zone of destruction.
Lorre contrasted her with Michelle Obama – whom he called “smart, educated, warm” and “funny” – before describing the current first lady as a “surgically enhanced, cold-hearted Yugoslavian escort who clearly hates her husband.”
Oof, a double whammy, but not before his big finish: a rewrite of the Serenity Prayer, asking God for “the serenity to no longer give a sh*t about all the stupid people in this country,” along with the courage to call Trump a “Russian asset” and accuse him of trading teenagers with Jeffrey Epstein.
The White House got around to firing back – after two days, having taken the time to decide that the appropriate presidential response to one of America's most successful television producers was playground trash talk.
“Chuck Lorre should immediately seek psychiatric help to treat his severe case of Trump Derangement Syndrome that has completely rotted his peanut-sized brain,” White House spokesperson Davis Ingle told Fox News Digital.
Yes, that is an actual statement from the White House.
And by now, it barely seems unusual. The press operation of the United States government routinely communicates in schoolyard insults, juvenile social-media taunts and AI-generated memes designed to mock the president's enemies – taking its cues from a president who has made childish mocking of opponents central to his political identity.
Lorre was being deliberately crude. He's a comedy writer standing at a microphone trying to get laughs.
The other guys, though, work at the heart of American government, at the White House. They are supposed to be serious.
Like the entire Trump administration, they’re not.
