Hello... My name is Trigger. I Shit My Pants Yesterday

[Calhoun]

My name is Trigger and I shit myself yesterday.

Calhoun is in town and wanted to meet.
 
I was terrified. So I shit myself.

I live near the tracks on the wrong side just off Dixie. WPB

I COULD NOT .meet Calhoun. I was scared shitless.

See, I am a 24/7 Plops Addict. 

So I DEMANDED Calhoun post a bunch of things as PROOF he was here because, well, I am a coward.

I demanded photos and names of internet providers etc...

I even called the restaurant Calhoun was at and DEMANDED to speak to the wait staff serving Calhoun's party of six.

Friday 8pm and I'm so terrified I  called Flanagan's and spoke to the manager.

See, I am Trigger and I am a coward.

So for 12 hours here on Plops I Simped.and Feebed something terrible to avoid Calhoun.

Dougie and JT and lucpark were not much help. And where TF was Bello??

My name is Trigger and I shit myself yesterday.

Please help.

[Yonkers1A]

Colin, really, is this the best you have

[Trigger]

Livestream, nope.

Goshen in person, nope.

A Flanigan's in Hallandale Beach Florida, obviously can't say the food server's name, so nope.

Says he met Rocky and others at plop, nope.


Did get a description of Cunt Face Calhoun, apparently he's not black after all...another lie

[JT]

#1 That image is weird 

#2 Calhoun if you were in Florida, why would you eat at Flanagan's odd choice.
Why not a kick ass seafood restaurant..not Red Lobster 

#3 I wasn't logged in last night, I actually have a life outside of plop

#4 Trig doesn't need my help.  He can take care of himself 

[Kirby's Ace]

[Trigger]

Really, you believe Calhoun is in SOFL , why, because he said so    Convince us  I'm the last person you two would ever want to meet anywhere 

 

#1 That image is weird 

#2 Calhoun if you were in Florida, why would you eat at Flanagan's odd choice.
Why not a kick ass seafood restaurant..not Red Lobster 

#3 I wasn't logged in last night, I actually have a life outside of plop

#4 Trig doesn't need my help.  He can take care of himself 

 

You can hear a cunt face day and night but just one look there is no unseeing that 

True, all the 🌚love the Red Lobster, their CEO is actually one  yeh a 30 something from Nigeria 

I assure you Calhoun has no life outside of plop and is not within 1000 miles of the state of Florida, something if untrue could be easily verified by the perpetual NO SHOW Coward Calhoun! 

[Kirby's Ace]

What! He called the restaurant and asked who served Calhoun? 

Wanted a picture of you!

Wanted a copy of your drivers license!



OMG!

 

You could of been standing there outside with a dozen Roses and his ass wasn't coming outside of that apt!

 

[wiggles44]

Really, you believe Calhoun is in SOFL , why, because he said so    Convince us  I'm the last person you two would ever want to meet anywhere 

 

 

You can hear a cunt face day and night but just one look there is no unseeing that 

True, all the 🌚love the Red Lobster, their CEO is actually one  yeh a 30 something from Nigeria 

I assure you Calhoun has no life outside of plop and is not within 1000 miles of the state of Florida, something if untrue could be easily verified by the perpetual NO SHOW Coward Calhoun! 

Calm down Mike

[Trigger]

Calm down Mike

What! He called the restaurant and asked who served Calhoun? 

Wanted a picture of you!

Wanted a copy of your drivers license!



OMG!

 

You could of been standing there outside with a dozen Roses and his ass wasn't coming outside of that apt!

 

95%+ of this forum thinks you're both perpetually lazy and boring...

How did you both manage that after all the effort wiggles, after all the years Kirby?

[GOAT]

Maybe you should buy him some Depends?

[Trigger]

Maybe you should buy him some Depends?

 

They need to I gambled away my diaper money