JOHN FRANK ARMY will again this year pro-predictions for NFL.

[JOHN FRANK]

Current record. 20-21
Is the season nearin a end. Soooeess I predicted that LAMAR coming back would inspire the lackluster RAVINS. That worked. LAMAR knocked out on first play of RAVINS possesion. And he now out for season. Then comes useless HUNTLY. He creamed and knocked out for season. And in comes whoever the guys name is: DI'GERINO PIZZA i beleive and he knocked out of game. No more QB'S left. Good by #100.00. And know they out searchin for some used up POS to deliver a miracle to season. And they also have to look for a backup to one that was formerly back-up POS. My suggestion: Just forfeit remainin games and call 2026 a total wash.
And then there be the CHIEFS. Had 10,000 oppurtunities to win game and cover. The whole organization needs to go to VEGAS and spend time in a SHIT CASINO like FREMONT and drink non-stop for a week and forget about precticin for there next opponent.

But it MONDAY night football and guess who playin. The CHICAGO BEARS. Is BOBBY DOUGLAS still alive. There was a MONSTER. Maybe he should free agent and QB the RAVINS. He could sign a contract at the FREMONT and join the fun. Know there was a BEAR who could put away the BOOZE.

LET us play tonights game.

BEARS/SEAHAWKS......Under 46.5

It gonna be a very nice WORLD tommorrow when election results start triclin in. Whats TUBBY TUBERVILLE,TEDDY BOY CRUZ, JUNGLE GYM and his trained monkey COMEY gonna say. What about the SLUT BOEBERT,is she gonna last.

But let us not forget the ZEPPLIN BLIMP who at his RALLY yesterday said: I be the DRAFT DODGER. I would have ended the VIET NAM WAR in a week. I would have bomed the HELL out of HO CHE MIN city. Which was named so after the NORTH defeated the SOUTH. So his IDEA was he would have bomped the hell out of SAIGON after the war ended. GREAT IDEA from the FAT FUCKIN WALRUS. And he goes,what was that RED SHIT we used. He had to be told it NAPHALM and it be AGENT ORANGE. The IQ 2 goes. I thought it was RED. THIS is the DRAFT DODGIN FUC you IDIOTS here VOTED for.

[andrew]

your current record says how much you know about anythin 

[JOHN FRANK]

Current record.21-23
Will this bad streak continue.
NO: I see a blue wave coming.
And unfortunatly I have to go RED tonight.

Tonight bet:
The JAGS.....-10.
That a lot to give,but me ravins so bad,they need to go WHISH BONE.
Got to watch game on meeessess computer. Hopefully after 10 minutes and the score 30-0 in JAGS favor I cans go to sleep.

Then there the PANCAKE FLIPPER. One can hope by the ARMY/NAVY game he back tryin how to make the perfect HASH-BROWNS. And if that new GOV of TENNA gives this RAPIST,ADULTEER,DRUNKARD,THEIF the SENATOR job she abdicating,then for sure they be RIOTS in thee STREETS. Got to like his top aid that he fired: He goes: Don't be fooled the PANCAKE BOY is back on the JUICE and has been for months. And his WHORE WIFE has been makin MILLIONS on DEFENSE CONTRACTS.
Meanwhile the OVER SIZED MOOSE is busy displayin his BALLROOM and INTERIOR WHITE HOUSE DECO. Yesterday ecen FOX and NEWSMAX finnally cut off the blitherin BABOON as he goes: Everyone lets go over to my new HELI-PAD. Everyone has seen it 200 times,you FAT FUCKIN DRAFT DODGER. LETS talk about how FUCKIN FAT you are.

[andrew]

speaking of drunkard,, time for a miller lite john  yet continues to watch FOX,, nother cryin whinny all sad life 

[JOHN FRANK]

Current record. 22-23

Today Sunday.
BROWNS/SAINTS.....Over 42.5
BRONCOS/PANTHERS.....Under 44.5
RAMS.....-4.5
RAIDERS/49's.....Under 51.5

Thats all folks. More about HUMPDI-DUMPDI and his NAZI crew Monday.

[andrew]

stick to fkn football asshole and stop your cryin as usual. good luck

[JOHN FRANK]

Current record. 24-25
If this keeps up,JOHN FRANK ARMY might become a weather forecaster. They gots a nice jop,not knowin anytin and me thinks they get paid generously. Who was that guy that founded the WEATHER CHANNEL.

So lets play 2 tonight.
HERE GOES:

VIKINS.....+3.5
Who tee playin. OH YEAH,tee BILLS.
VIKINS/BILLS..... Over 45.5

Both teams have played NO ONE that any good. WENTZE back in for VIKIN. He better than MURRAY. Can the VIKE defense stop the BILL offence. Can the BILL defense
stop the VIKE from scorin. Accordin to JOHN FRANK ARMY and his DATA CENTERS,he told by his EXEX'S,that this game be a total point blow=out. 2 BLUES battlin each other. This would never have happened in the civil war. But the country is all BLUE now. Thank you AMERICA.

HOW's the RAPIST,ADULLTEERER,THEIF from VET ORGANIZATIONS,DRUNKEN FUC holdin out. It seems his WHORE WIFE has totally mis-managed the fuckin retard. Time for TATOO to go get some more. A suggestion: Get some baby JESUS ones YOU FUCKIN HIPPO-CRITE. AND the new GOV of TENNA ain't givin you her SENATE SEAT. Be like BYK and open open saugage stands in TENNA and actually have a JOP,you tatooed POS. Cause you gonna be gone,fake MAJOR.

Hows bout the BALLLLLLOOOOON. HE FUCKED KNOW. Still sayin the same SHIT. The country LOVES me the FUCKIN FAT WALRUS. I've gots me my own HIMMLER now. And PANCAKE doin a great jop as me GOOEBELLS. Who he gonna select as his HEINDRICK. No wonder his youngest BARRON wants to keep away from his INSANE father.

[andrew]

^^^^^^^^^^^ nother lune toon that belongs in a straight jacket

get yer miller lite and