JOHN FRANK ARMY will again this year pro-predictions for NFL.

[JOHN FRANK]

By the way. ROOT for NORTHERN ILLINOIS UNIVERSITY at 9PM tonight plainin ARIZONA.
HOPE they not lose by 50.

[SRP22]

NIU may struggle to win 2 games. They should have stayed in the MAC.

[SRP22]

This was fun while it lasted

[JOHN FRANK]

I'ss gonna play tonights game.
Current record: 5-4

So tee GIANTS fying croos-county  to play yee RAMS. MEMBER last week. RAMS flew to AUSSIE land the day before game. NINERS went a week before. JOHN FRANK ARMY know a little about time travel,but not as much as ENSTEIN. Unless one doin smellin salts like ALLEN non-stop one goin be tired with time changes. Is that the same as SHIFT CHANGERS. I'ss follow football and I gots no idea who this GIANT QB,BE. I do know MATTHEW and I'm trying not to confuse him with the one married to whoever. This game reeks of VICTORY:RAMS. More so: SLAUGHTER. SO,therefore,I will proceed.

Tonights wagers.

RAMS.....-6.5

[JOHN FRANK]

Current record. 6-4
Weeses gonna play this Thursday night footsie game, even though it on PRIME and no one can watch. FUC the BILLIOONAIRE owners and their fuckin GREED. Soon every game will be a PAY-FOR-VIEW.

So lets analize this mess. PACK been blowin so far.But it there first home of season. Speakin of BLOWIN,tee FALCONS are the epitome of it. But they gettin their QB back who has not played since Nov of last year. That won't help. Is he roosty. The line has dropped drastically because of this. What minds in VEGAS came up with this. When I lived in VEGAS many years back,I used to go to the STARDUST early mornins for COLLEGE B-BALL. Used to be 10 stations to bet and heavy bettors had to draw to get first crack at the line to bet. They would swing the odds. It was interesting to see the swing and who the FUC they bettin on. It like they already had inside INFO.
Anyhoo: The drooopppin line don't got JOHN FRANK ARMY fooled: GREEN BAY rolls,ain't that correct BILLY BOY.

ME selection.....
GREEN BAY.....-4.5

JOHN FRANK ARMY must say one more tin:
So as usual he tunes to LYIN FOX and FRIENDS in the mornin. And there SPORTS MORON is BRIAN the total unco-ordinated IDIOT.
The FUC should only be allowed to comment on a QUEERS MARBLES tournament.

[JOHN FRANK]

Current record. 6-5
Lets go thru this mess. Ravins losing at home last week. Say it ain't so. Packers slaughtered Thursday. Packer fans know becomin MIAMI fans.
So let JOHN FRANK ARMY make this weeks disastrois selections.

(1) PANTHERS/BROWNS.....Over 42.5
     One has to choose over or under total,don't one. Both QB'S to this point like to throw. Please lets not have 10 interceptions in end zone for both sides.
(2) BENGALS.....-3.5
      This should be last game for AARON. It time for him to change diapers with his mysterious wife.
(3)  VIKINS.....-1.5
      I'ss already forgot who they playin. Think it outside. Also tink it be rainin. Are they allowed to bring that guy who blows that huge extended horn to away game. And
      now me thinks they SHIT-CANNED him last year. And I personnally think that real VIKINS never had a horn that long. They liked to just scream and batter shields
      when approchin before attackin.
(4)  RAVINS -3.5
      Always like games in BRAZIL. Especially in RIO. With the field bein like a lady's mud wrestlin event,maybe they will show the lady's in their beach attiire in the
      polluted atlantic.
(5)  EAGLES.....-3.5
       How many QB'S can a team have on roster. Wait the STEELERS have 4. Thee BEARS have 3 and 2 be injured. Bodes well for the +MONSTERS OF THE MIDWAY+.
       If they play BAGENT comin out of concussion protocall,he will have his BRAINS BASHED IN,and and spend the rest of his days in a nursing home. That leaves CASE
       who has not played in 3 years. That should work. EAGLES should honestly be -20.

[dougie]

Current record. 6-5
Lets go thru this mess. Ravins losing at home last week. Say it ain't so. Packers slaughtered Thursday. Packer fans know becomin MIAMI fans.
So let JOHN FRANK ARMY make this weeks disastrois selections.

(1) PANTHERS/BROWNS.....Over 42.5
     One has to choose over or under total,don't one. Both QB'S to this point like to throw. Please lets not have 10 interceptions in end zone for both sides.
(2) BENGALS.....-3.5
      This should be last game for AARON. It time for him to change diapers with his mysterious wife.
(3)  VIKINS.....-1.5
      I'ss already forgot who they playin. Think it outside. Also tink it be rainin. Are they allowed to bring that guy who blows that huge extended horn to away game. And
      now me thinks they SHIT-CANNED him last year. And I personnally think that real VIKINS never had a horn that long. They liked to just scream and batter shields
      when approchin before attackin.
(4)  RAVINS -3.5
      Always like games in BRAZIL. Especially in RIO. With the field bein like a lady's mud wrestlin event,maybe they will show the lady's in their beach attiire in the
      polluted atlantic.
(5)  EAGLES.....-3.5
       How many QB'S can a team have on roster. Wait the STEELERS have 4. Thee BEARS have 3 and 2 be injured. Bodes well for the +MONSTERS OF THE MIDWAY+.
       If they play BAGENT comin out of concussion protocall,he will have his BRAINS BASHED IN,and and spend the rest of his days in a nursing home. That leaves CASE
       who has not played in 3 years. That should work. EAGLES should honestly be -20.

Good luck today!

[JOHN FRANK]

Current record. 7-9

Just when one thinks thins could not get worse,here comes tonights THURSDAY Football.
I thoroughly enjoyed last MONDAY NIGHT . I'ss got the EAGLES winning by 20 and they lose by same. Maybe VIC FANGIO can explain to me losin to a 3rd string qb who just throws girlsy short passes and his defence can not adjust. LUNANCY.

Speakin of LUNACY,JOHN FRANK ARMY gonna play tonight.

STEELERS/BROWNS.....Over 38.5

HERE we go. Sumone should lose and yet the NFL and OFFICIALS on field will most likly make the game a tie in overtime.
How many times tonight is newely wed gonna complain to officials. More important. How long will this marriage last. And how many patches of LIDOCAIN will the obnoxious fuc be wearin tonight. Then there the DOG POUND. How long will it take for DRUNKIN FANS to turn on BROWNS.
I'ss really don't care about thee game. RAVINS sunday will slaugter and gain possion of first.

THE temp be 78 there for tonight game. NO RAIN. I ask. HOW CAN these 2 teams not score 39.

[JOHN FRANK]

Current record. 8-9.
Took Sunday off. Did not like any game and I'sss needed a break also. It was like one being shot in NAM,buys one own troops. I must settle down. And I haves.
Tonights game.

FALCONS/SAINTS.....Over 47.5

Has anyone given any thought to nuclear FOX studios. Did anyone watch this mornins SHIT with the DOOCY/HANNITY walk interview. If HANNNOOOTY was not high on AMPHETIMINES,then JOHN FRANK ARMY can say he never did a drug in he lifetime. The grade school graduate and that the extent of his education could not even respond to questions. He spendin his whole time just lookin around for protection. And they be there. Fucs shooooin everyone and throwin them out of way. Joggers,peoples walkin casually,and bompin pigions were all chased away. Proteck me he was displayin. And nows me watchin the IDIOT MARTHA. SHE interviewin EL-SAYED and wants to cut him down by askin questions and then never let the guy answer. I loved this one: Your a CATHOLIC right and she goes your in minority. The TRUE religion is EVANGELICASIM. HOW NUTS is FOX. Everyone just saw with that pronouncement. Time for ROCKET BOY to sent that missle and destroy that network.