Hey SHIRLY,AKA ANDREASS

[JOHN FRANK]

Listen FAGGOOOOT. Your ARMY experience impresses NO ONE.
IT called GIRLY SHIT.
Me name is JOHN FRANK ARMY. No MEDAL of HONOR,NO SILVER STAR,NO BRONZE STAR,NOT even a PURPLE HEART. YA know why!.
JOHN FRANK ARMY,S 3rd MOS was CBR and he highly CLASSIFIED. YA,he TOP SECRET,TOP SECURITY. And nuttin been DE-CLASSIFIED.
YA know WHY!. I went with others to places where the USA was not suppossied to be. LAOS and CAMBODIA to set down by chopper to check the HO CHE MING trail to see were we need to drop NERVE GAS. VX. And we did get hit on one landin. Nearly lost me right eyeball. INCOMIN MORTOR. GOTS me a scar from the corner of me right eyeball all the way to ear. Pilots goin: Get the FUC back on chopper,we leavin or weeeessee go without you. Got stitched back in friendly territory and because of were it happened,there be no rewards. HIGHLY CLASSIFIED.
Workin now with a VA guy to track me RECORDS. He has told me: TRYIN and will try more,but because you in territory that UNCLE says they never ventured into and of course did,will never admit we was there.
So shove that up your girly ASS,FAGGOT. Must have been nice for you to just enjoyin puttin fake polish on your boots instead of actually SPIT SHININ for your sorry ASS IG INSPECTION.

[andrew]

 top secret  got dat right. they hid you behind a  desk w loafers on
you did squat jackass
you and raindude seem to have one thing in common
queer talk 
stick it phony ass
your alcohol abuse comes up w good stories doug 

PFC

[JOHN FRANK]

There,s you go SHIRLY.
Hope you had fun at all the NCO clubs,SQUIRREL. You no NUTTIN bout COMBAT.
And you have not described your enlisted MOS. Let everyone here at PLOP listen to you talkin to recruiter tellin him or her what nice soft job you would prefer.
Anythin other than actually participatin in a time of WAR.

[andrew]

 theres you go hidhin behind a  dress
pretending he didnt wear loafers
fact is jack, i didnt have to be drafted,, i enlisted
i volunteered for nam. did you. it came back ok'd when i had 7 months left ya moron
it was a year tour simp
while you cheated REAL  ARMY outa wages
and i thought raindude was the only dummy here 

[JOHN FRANK]

Your a fuckin JOKE.
Were askin you CLOWN what your enlisted MOS was.
JOHN FRANK ARMY was a DRAFFTEE. He not get to chooosseee a field,like all the reast of US,DRAFTEES. But you FAGGOTT QUEER got to choose. So what was it,SHIRLEY.
US DRAFT BOYS and GIRLS were given a MOS. Most were INFANTRY. JOHN FRANK ARMY gots 3. LAST being CBR.

[JOHN FRANK]

ADMIT it GAY BOY. YOU like your FAT BLIMP LOVER,TRUMP. A FUCKIN SKIRT.

[andrew]

 MAGA 

&

top secret 

[JOHN FRANK]

SO SHIRLY. Give PLOPS your MOS. Let meese guess: Company boot shiner.
And JOHN FRANK ARMY will give you some INFO.
I've posted this maybe 5 times over the years. Back to BASIC.
JOHN FRANK ARMY was in great shape when he got drafted. NO out of shape he be. And he had a penchant for stayin awake without WHITES. And he had a decent DRILL,where oythers were real fuckin PRICKS.
(1) At the end,with a week to go: JOHN FRANK ARMY was voted #1 in his company of 400. WHY: Because HE THE FUCKIN MAN
(2) After 3rd week of basic,each drill gives a soldier in his platoon a pass from SATURDAY 12 noon until SUNDAY 6 PM. I got it every week. After 3 weeks of this,my drill says to me. Why the fuc you not usin it. I tells him,I am in a way. I'm using it for those in me platoon who can't leave company grounds and I go to PX and get SHIT that they want. I tells him. I nots go to TOWN when others can't. I will go when me BROTHERS can also go. I says give it to GRANT who was in me squad. He might enjoy. But I will say this. I went to PX and bought a colored poliroid, which I used to take pictures of everyone so they could send pictures back to family,friends or whoever else they cared to. Made a fortune for $1.00 a picture. TOOOO be continued........ ..

[andrew]

i just heard an echo 

more blabber franke

no time to read a book today

you woulda made a great sci fi author 

[JOHN FRANK]

Soooeeess you all member that PRICK DRILL. Me bud from C.VILLE was in his platoon. My guy lived off base in a trailer. This FUC SHIT lived in room on first floor of me barrecks. And you all member that first payday after being UNCLE SAMS ARMY for a month. IT 12 noon on a SATURDAY and everyone lines up to get paid. Everyone a E-1 and the genourse pay was $92.00 a month. You got 10 weeks more in BASIC and NO where to spend a penny. You encoraged to just have it put in US bonds and have it taken out of paycheck. Very few do.
So that night,bout 1:30 AM JOHN FRANK awake tryin to snozze. JOHN FRANK locked his cash in he foot locker. Most just left it in their fatique pants pockets. So,I'ss a fakin sleep and me in top bunk. Here comes FUCHEAD,very silently goin thru soldiers pants pockets that they had hangin on their upper locker. FUCBRAIN pillferin all moola that was in pockets. WHAT A FUCKIN SCUMBAG. That back in DAY. IF our SEC of D were back then,One can picture the RAPIST doin the same thin.
Next day,the CO has a speech which he don't do on a SUNDAY. Wait till MONDAY. Every platoon got ripped off. And the CO is part of this THEFT. He blames the soldiers. YOOOSSSEEES got theifs amonst you. Anyhow,at first I thought bout reportin. Then I went,forget it. I'd be blamed as the THEIF. FUCKIN SCAM. Thats how one learns in the ARMY. This would never happen when one moves on. The THEIF would be KILLED. But PANCAKE FLIPPER,discovered a new way to do it. Make yeeself head of VET ORGANIZATIONS and take the moola from VA and spend it all on yourself instead of VETS. TOOOO BEEEE CONNNTINUUUED.... .........

[JOHN FRANK]

SOOO you all member the first 2 weeks before you a signed a COMPANY and permenant barrecks.
(1) yooossees have to take all kinds of tests to determine,WHAT YOU would possibly good at. These are DRAFFTEES,not one like SHIRLY who got to pic his MOS. And I honestly gots to tell ya. Back then when one got drafted,UNCLE SAM no not care if you only completed 4th grade.And in me platoon they be like 6 of them. You first fill out a "DREAM SHEET".,That like makin a list of every place in WORLD you would like to go to on VACATION if you could afford. Then they give you tests on every occupation that ever excisted. THANK GOD there was no SPACE X at time. So after that is done,the next day they take about 80 DRAFTEES in a TRUMP BALLROOM and show movies of VIET NAM. Pleasent they be. Nuttin but soldiers with their heads blown off and others with their guts displayed all over the ground.
Then the ASSHOLES GO. This could and will be you if you do not sign up for more years and pic a MOS. A SAFE ONE. Me bud was sittin next to me. JOHN,me wife you know is pregnant,Maybe I shoud RE-UP. RE-UP,I says to him,YOU JUST entered. I tells him don't fall for this BULLSHIT. STAND FIRM. HE DOOOEESSS. And out of that 80,only 5 of us refused.
And the drills were nice durin this process. It like bein in a movie theather and havin refreshments while watchin. They givin you POP and candy bars. As soon as they realized that the 5 ain't changin their minds they became vicious. Me myself was enjoyin a pepsi in can and had it by me lips,tryin to gulp some down. A drill comes over and slaps it out of me LIPSD and I almost choked to death.TOOOO BEEEEE CCOOOONNNTIIIINNU UED.........

[darnoldrocks]

John Frank, if you were THE MAN, why didn't you stop the guy that you watched steal from your brothers?
I'm starting to think these are all BS stories. 

[JOHN FRANK]

So we will continue. SOOOEES know us 5 have been told we not soldiers we useless PIECES of SHIT. They screams,get your ASSES outside. Hit the ground and do 50. No problem for me,but a couple includin me bud were incabapable. And they gettin kicked in their ASS. So,I'm up and the one fuck says. FRANK what your blood type. I'm not sure,let me look at me tags. No time for that as the FUC takes the chains and twists them around me neck,chokin me for second time. You,says the FUC is O-NEG. Never forgotton since then. Can go into everyone,but I must have O-NEG. He DRAGS me to DRACULA. Your suppossied to take a pint. Me thinks we got 8. the fuck drains me of 3. He goes: go have a cookie and report back to your barrecks. I can barely stand,let alone walk. I says,can you give me dire4ctions. HE say,s get lost and the FUC otter here.
Sooeeessees I stumple back to barrecks,and my lower bunk mate is FRALEY,who has the IQ of a ANT. He was one that re-upped. I say's to him. What you sign up for: He goes: PARACHUTE PACKIN SCHOOL. Watch out AIR_BORNE with FRALEY packin them chutes. TOOOOOOBEEEEE COOOONNNMTIIIINNU UUED...........
Forgot to respond to EGGSHELL.
HEY FUC. I just got in. In answer to you STUPID DUMP ASS QUESTION. One learns as one proceeds, and I did. Over thee 2 years I defied. Don't attemt to try it when one just enters. I would have been accuused of THEFT. THANK YOU for ATTENTION to that MATTER.

[darnoldrocks]

"HEY FUC. I just got in. In answer to you STUPID DUMP ASS QUESTION. One learns as one proceeds, and I did. Over thee 2 years I defied. Don't attemt to try it when one just enters. I would have been accuused of THEFT. THANK YOU for ATTENTION to that MATTER."

I'm sure if you started yelling from your bunk for the thief to get the fuck out of everyone's pockets, your bothers would have loved you, not accused you.   Especially when they woke up and you were in bed and some guy is walking around with his pockets full of pay day cash.

Still calling BS, but go ahead and tell your stories. 

[JOHN FRANK]

SOOOEEESSSEEES we move on.
Don't know where to start.
So we out on BIVOC. I'm in SOUTH CAROLINA at FT.JACKSON at time. FUCKIN BRUTTELLY HOT and HUMID. Sometimes they would decide to keep one inside when the what they called WET BULB became to hot. HOW NICE. But if you were scheduled to sit inside of a MOVIE THEATRE to watch "HOW NOT TO CATCH THE CLAP" the temperture inside could be 140 degrees and they got no FANS. And their ain't no AIR conditionin in THE ARMY. So back to thee subjet. I'm drained and me canteen empty and it HOT. It BIVOWAC and when you out you live in a tiny BOY SCOUT tent. JOHN FRANK ARMY goes" I'SS gotta get me some water from the LISTER BAG. It ICE cold and need to refill meeersees canteen. It located next to where the officers and NCO'S have a covering where they sit and drink beer. :HERE COMES JOHNNY". He waltzes up to fill his canteen. First thin I hear is the CO yellin at me. HEY POS get over here. LISTYEN you FUCKIN QUEER,WERE BE YOUR RIFLE. One can never leave his rifle and I left it at the PUP tent.NOW me gettin it. YOU FUCKIN FAGGGOOT QUEER,YOPU USELESS POS,I'm givin you one minute to go and get thee rifle and report back to me.
Never ran faster in me life up to that point. I,M back. May GOD help me. But I'm agnostic. So he goes: Put your rifle on your hands straight out and hold it that way. This be a M-14 and they heavy. After a minute,he goes,I want you to squate halfway holdin yooose rifle. I'sss comply. Then after another minuteee he goes,I want you to squate out in push up position and you better not drop your rifle. I complies. Then he goes: SQUATE back up halfway and that rifle better not drop. OH GOD: ME ARMS are aachin. Then again. Squate up straight up with that rifle extended. And I did with my arms MUSH and ready to collapse. He sais: Get the FUC otta here you FUCKIN QUEER.
My DRILL who witnessed this whole display and I thought was goona give me heavy SHIT comes by my PUP 30 minutes later. He tells me: Who the DRILL for that SOLDIER. He goes: I could not have done what he just did. We have at least one honest to good soldier in this company.