The Mike Petrelli Show, Special Guest: LUCPARK - 4/14/26 8pm

[Trigger]

Mike's getting back on the air, this time with a real guest, a true blue honest to Christian loving God harness racing investor whale and bang around guy...

LUCPARK had me blindfolded and I was driven to a diner and met him to try to finalize the show scheduling, dude is getting over the flu, he sneezed blood on my pancakes...then said, what you're not going to eat it 

Was delicious 

Long story short, show is set, LUCPARK did have me write out a suicide note, which I obliged so if anything goes wrong, with me, Mike, his horse only wins by a nose...I'll be a stain on the ground floor of the Willis Tower...

Fuck me, fuck y'all, it's going to be the end of the fucking world - Harness Racing is going TELL ALL - UNDERGROUND &....& X-Rated.   

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJ0ueySVy9A

[Trigger]

LUCPARK has a former Village People member working as a service advisor at a dealership.  That dude offered to show me how to use jumper cables as a sex toy  Reserved typically for VIP customers only no extra charge for me 🙄

LUCPARK told me I should consider signing off posts like this...

 - Trigger 

[LUCPARK]

YOUR DOING 60 IN A 40 AGAIN,,,

YOU CONFIRMED I DIDNT SAY YES,,

JUST CONFRIM ME SOME WINNERS AT KEENLAND TODAY AND THIS WEEKEND ...