The suit alleges...
"Early Summer 1993 I was cleaning a Hawthorne Race Course Ladies room, my boss, Tim Carey was in the toilet peeing sitting down -
he grabbed me in his stall and had very, very small
penis intercourse with me...and...Tim is the illegitimate father
to none other than my son, BAD BUNNY"...
The distraught ex Hawthorne Puerto Rican female janitor has filed a paternity lawsuit in Cicero superior court against Carey...when reached for comment it was confirmed by a Hawthorne Spokesperson, "Timmy does have a small wiener and urinates sitting down in the ladies room toilet, but denies ever having sex with a woman, muchless this spic bitch"...
LUCPARK will be called as a character witness for the Plaintiff against the Defendant!
Ex Hawthorne Janitor, Marta
Small Weiner, Carey
Bad Bunny
