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Kirby's Ace

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Any ideas? Need advice!
« on: December 28, 2025, 07:41:49 PM »
Thinking of opening a comedy club in Hollywood Florida area.
Any ideas of  what's involved to keep it from going bust?

 ngc3
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Sweet

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Re: Any ideas? Need advice!
« Reply #1 on: December 28, 2025, 07:48:32 PM »
Quote from: Kirby's Ace on December 28, 2025, 07:41:49 PM
Thinking of opening a comedy club in Hollywood Florida area.
Any ideas of  what's involved to keep it from going bust?

 ngc3

It would be a big success Kirby....other than you're as funny as a funeral, your fat ugly wife would eat all the food and clog up the plumbing, scare away the customers, and everyone who works for you would of likely murdered you both your grand opening night...

Otherwise...A BIG BIG BIG Success! 

Trust me  tmbz1
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Gaagoots

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Re: Any ideas? Need advice!
« Reply #2 on: December 28, 2025, 08:20:36 PM »
Quote from: Kirby's Ace on December 28, 2025, 07:41:49 PM
Thinking of opening a comedy club in Hollywood Florida area.
Any ideas of  what's involved to keep it from going bust?

 ngc3
It's beyond my expertise but I wish you the best of luck!
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Kirby's Ace

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Re: Any ideas? Need advice!
« Reply #3 on: December 28, 2025, 08:36:21 PM »
Quote from: Trigger on December 28, 2025, 07:48:32 PM
It would be a big success Kirby....other than you're as funny as a funeral, your fat ugly wife would eat all the food and clog up the plumbing, scare away the customers, and everyone who works for you would of likely murdered you both your grand opening night...


Otherwise...A BIG BIG BIG Success! 

Trust me  tmbz1

Why do you talk about my deceased wife constantly?
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Kirby's Ace

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« Reply #4 on: December 28, 2025, 08:42:30 PM »
Also why do you have to ruin my thread?
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Sweet

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« Reply #5 on: December 28, 2025, 09:09:47 PM »
Quote from: Kirby's Ace on December 28, 2025, 08:36:21 PM
Why do you talk about my deceased wife constantly?

Prove who you are.

Prove you have / had a wife.

Prove she / he (  ngc3) is deceased.

Kirby, if all that is true, you're still a horrible, divisive person, and a backstabber to your only friends here you deserve the same pain you attempt to cause others, and lastly your wife wouldn't of died it was a mortal escape from you!   ngc3

Little sympathy tactic, failed  96z.p
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Sweet

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« Reply #6 on: December 28, 2025, 09:21:57 PM »
Quote from: Kirby's Ace on December 28, 2025, 08:42:30 PM
Also why do you have to ruin my thread?

Kirbyplop  ngc3
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Sweet

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« Reply #7 on: December 28, 2025, 09:29:04 PM »
Quote from: Kirby's Ace on December 28, 2025, 08:36:21 PM
Why do you talk about my deceased wife constantly?

In this thread she's dead.

This thread she's alive.

https://www.horseplop.com/index.php?topic=81641.msg1226735#msg1226735

Magical twat she is!   ngc3
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toothman

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Re: Any ideas? Need advice!
« Reply #8 on: December 29, 2025, 12:11:40 AM »
Quote from: Kirby's Ace on December 28, 2025, 07:41:49 PM
Thinking of opening a comedy club in Hollywood Florida area.
Any ideas of  what's involved to keep it from going bust?

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Funny-I attended a show at a club in Boca...
I've been at clubs like the improv and Catch a rising Star since the 70's....but I dont know anything about the business end...
Looks like there a a bunch in Hollywood/Lauderdale.
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« Reply #9 on: December 30, 2025, 09:35:56 AM »
Wet T-shirt contests on Wednesday and Sunday nights the place will be packed! Best of luck with your business venture.
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Mr.Turnpike

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« Reply #10 on: December 30, 2025, 09:52:27 AM »
Quote from: Kirby's Ace on December 28, 2025, 07:41:49 PM
Thinking of opening a comedy club in Hollywood Florida area.
Any ideas of  what's involved to keep it from going bust?

 ngc3

     Now thats funny
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Kirby's Ace

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« Reply #11 on: December 30, 2025, 12:32:50 PM »
Quote from: Gaagoots on December 30, 2025, 09:35:56 AM
Wet T-shirt contests on Wednesday and Sunday nights the place will be packed! Best of luck with your business venture.

Thank you, I'll keep that in mind!

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« Reply #12 on: December 30, 2025, 12:42:24 PM »
Kirby's starting line up for his wet t-shirt contest, Delaware's finest....




Kirby's wife is getting hair laser removal surgery and breast augmentation and will not be attending...

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Yonkers1A

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« Reply #13 on: December 30, 2025, 02:11:36 PM »
Quote from: Trigger on December 30, 2025, 12:42:24 PM
Kirby's starting line up for his wet t-shirt contest, Delaware's finest....




Kirby's wife is getting hair laser removal surgery and breast augmentation and will not be attending...



I thought she was dead ?

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Grandstand Handicapper

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« Reply #14 on: December 30, 2025, 03:59:21 PM »
Hire a couple of the lunatics from here to perform, and you'll be off to a good start.  ngc3
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