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So's JOHN FRANK ARMY had to go out and about.
« on: Today at 01:54:28 PM »
Him brain drained from his COLLEGE and PRO handicappin skills.
So I got to get another 6 pack of miller lite. I might mention: If one into this a 6 pack of bottles is .45 cents ceaper than cans. Thank you TARRIFF MAN,as ALUM comes from CANADA. I'ss also makes a run to TACO BELL to pic up a BURRITOE SUPREME and 3 beef soft shell TUCOES. This is located in a shoppin mall parkin lot. I glances at the lot and sees all these cars around sum promotion. FREE BIBLES. JOHN FRANK ARMY ain't avin NO CHARLIE KIRK SHIT in CARPENTERSVILLE. So'S I rolls me 2003 honda civic over. What the FUC. Young kid comes over and tries to get me to donate for a FREE BIBLE. He asks me my name. I say's JOHN,one of the APOSTILES. He goes my name is NOAH. I goes did they find the ARC yet. Their like 6 of these youngsters tryin to promote their BIBLE school. They all 18-21. I says what they teach there. Can you get a business degree. e goes.NO. We will be pastors of faith after graduatin. I'M tryin to be very nice. Do that meen you can perform marriges. He goes yes. I says can't you get the same tin on line for a hundo without goin to school for 4 years. He goes all of us were lost before we became church members. WE know have faith in JESUS CHRIST. One wonders how long that will last. I tells him as a OLD MAN that has lived and learned and embraced the CATHOLIC RELIGION when me young,you will learn as you grow,THE WHOLE FUCKIN RELIGION tin is a SHAM unless you a LYIN EVANGELICAL REBULICAN. I left with this last explaination to him.
Your YOUNG. If you no want to work: PLEASE enlist in the ARMY.

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Re: So's JOHN FRANK ARMY had to go out and about.
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Him brain drained from his COLLEGE and PRO handicappin skills.
So I got to get another 6 pack of miller lite. I might mention: If one into this a 6 pack of bottles is .45 cents ceaper than cans. Thank you TARRIFF MAN,as ALUM comes from CANADA. I'ss also makes a run to TACO BELL to pic up a BURRITOE SUPREME and 3 beef soft shell TUCOES. This is located in a shoppin mall parkin lot. I glances at the lot and sees all these cars around sum promotion. FREE BIBLES. JOHN FRANK ARMY ain't avin NO CHARLIE KIRK SHIT in CARPENTERSVILLE. So'S I rolls me 2003 honda civic over. What the FUC. Young kid comes over and tries to get me to donate for a FREE BIBLE. He asks me my name. I say's JOHN,one of the APOSTILES. He goes my name is NOAH. I goes did they find the ARC yet. Their like 6 of these youngsters tryin to promote their BIBLE school. They all 18-21. I says what they teach there. Can you get a business degree. e goes.NO. We will be pastors of faith after graduatin. I'M tryin to be very nice. Do that meen you can perform marriges. He goes yes. I says can't you get the same tin on line for a hundo without goin to school for 4 years. He goes all of us were lost before we became church members. WE know have faith in JESUS CHRIST. One wonders how long that will last. I tells him as a OLD MAN that has lived and learned and embraced the CATHOLIC RELIGION when me young,you will learn as you grow,THE WHOLE FUCKIN RELIGION tin is a SHAM unless you a LYIN EVANGELICAL REBULICAN. I left with this last explaination to him.
Your YOUNG. If you no want to work: PLEASE enlist in the ARMY.


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