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Mandatory Test
« on: June 11, 2025, 09:20:51 PM »
I think Horse Plop should have a 20 question quiz that u must answer all questions correctly about the harness racing buisness before being able to post anything . The questions will be about finding out if you actually know a damm thing about the business before you have the ability to come on here behind a fake name n trash people with your accusations that you have no real knowledge of what’s really going on in most peoples barns so put the baby oil down stop touching yourselfs n maybe try getting a girlfriend or learn more about the dam business before you go on here lambasting guys who you wouldn’t know if they bumped into ya it ain’t there fault you can’t handicap or ever get to be a trainer or to broke to ever own one go take your hate somewhere else crybaby’s

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Re: Mandatory Test
« Reply #1 on: June 11, 2025, 09:23:46 PM »
I think Horse Plop should have a 20 question quiz that u must answer all questions correctly about the harness racing buisness before being able to post anything . The questions will be about finding out if you actually know a damm thing about the business before you have the ability to come on here behind a fake name n trash people with your accusations that you have no real knowledge of what’s really going on in most peoples barns so put the baby oil down stop touching yourselfs n maybe try getting a girlfriend or learn more about the dam business before you go on here lambasting guys who you wouldn’t know if they bumped into ya it ain’t there fault you can’t handicap or ever get to be a trainer or to broke to ever own one go take your hate somewhere else crybaby’s
I would love a test because it would have eliminated a douchebag like you from posting.

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Re: Mandatory Test
« Reply #2 on: June 11, 2025, 09:31:42 PM »
1st question for you Chuckle: What were you doing when your classmates were in English class? 11.wp

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Re: Mandatory Test
« Reply #3 on: June 11, 2025, 09:49:47 PM »
I will pass on taking advice from someone who sticks up for Nick Surick.... and I agree with Mike Campbell's post

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Re: Mandatory Test
« Reply #4 on: June 11, 2025, 09:50:14 PM »
1st question for you Chuckle: What were you doing when your classmates were in English class? 11.wp

At least he’s consistent.   Chuckle last posted in 2018, and not a period anywhere in his writings.  It’s like his keyboard doesn’t have a . Or even a ,
Where the hell has he been for 6 1/2 years?

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Re: Mandatory Test
« Reply #5 on: June 11, 2025, 10:19:28 PM »
I think Horse Plop should have a 20 question quiz that u must answer all questions correctly about the harness racing buisness before being able to post anything . The questions will be about finding out if you actually know a damm thing about the business before you have the ability to come on here behind a fake name n trash people with your accusations that you have no real knowledge of what’s really going on in most peoples barns so put the baby oil down stop touching yourselfs n maybe try getting a girlfriend or learn more about the dam business before you go on here lambasting guys who you wouldn’t know if they bumped into ya it ain’t there fault you can’t handicap or ever get to be a trainer or to broke to ever own one go take your hate somewhere else crybaby’s
I'll take "Guys that jerk off in their moms mouth" for a $1000, Alex

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Re: Mandatory Test
« Reply #6 on: June 11, 2025, 11:23:22 PM »
I think Horse Plop should have a 20 question quiz that u must answer all questions correctly about the harness racing buisness before being able to post anything . The questions will be about finding out if you actually know a damm thing about the business before you have the ability to come on here behind a fake name n trash people with your accusations that you have no real knowledge of what’s really going on in most peoples barns so put the baby oil down stop touching yourselfs n maybe try getting a girlfriend or learn more about the dam business before you go on here lambasting guys who you wouldn’t know if they bumped into ya it ain’t there fault you can’t handicap or ever get to be a trainer or to broke to ever own one go take your hate somewhere else crybaby’s

So GottaChuckle is your real name?  What is that, Dutch?   ngc3

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Re: Mandatory Test
« Reply #7 on: June 11, 2025, 11:37:26 PM »
Shit for brains Chuckle.  ;D

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Re: Mandatory Test
« Reply #8 on: June 12, 2025, 07:17:32 PM »
I think Horse Plop should have a 20 question quiz that u must answer all questions correctly about the harness racing buisness before being able to post anything . The questions will be about finding out if you actually know a damm thing about the business
First question.
Your horse ran three Saturdays in a row. What do you do with him this week?
I am just an old horse trainer still going around in circles. Sometimes Fast. Sometimes Half-Fast.

Meadow Ford

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Re: Mandatory Test
« Reply #9 on: June 12, 2025, 07:29:02 PM »
2nd question
Your horse just bowed a tendon.
Why should you rub glue on it's hips?
I am just an old horse trainer still going around in circles. Sometimes Fast. Sometimes Half-Fast.

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Re: Mandatory Test
« Reply #10 on: June 12, 2025, 07:59:14 PM »
Your beard wife/trainer just fucked one of the grooms. What's your next move? 73cv.2

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Re: Mandatory Test
« Reply #11 on: June 12, 2025, 08:03:32 PM »
First question.
Your horse ran three Saturdays in a row. What do you do with him this week?

Call Fishman

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Re: Mandatory Test
« Reply #12 on: June 12, 2025, 08:35:23 PM »
I think Horse Plop should have a 20 question quiz that u must answer all questions correctly about the harness racing buisness before being able to post anything . The questions will be about finding out if you actually know a damm thing about the business before you have the ability to come on here behind a fake name n trash people with your accusations that you have no real knowledge of what’s really going on in most peoples barns so put the baby oil down stop touching yourselfs n maybe try getting a girlfriend or learn more about the dam business before you go on here lambasting guys who you wouldn’t know if they bumped into ya it ain’t there fault you can’t handicap or ever get to be a trainer or to broke to ever own one go take your hate somewhere else crybaby’s
How's it going Per

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Re: Mandatory Test
« Reply #13 on: June 12, 2025, 08:40:59 PM »
3rd question
You are stabled at Hawthorne Park.
A mile track build for Tbreds a zillion years ago.
You want to train your pacer an even rated mile in 2:00.
What should your watch read as you go by the big pole marked 1/4?
Hint
30 seconds is not the correct answer.
I am just an old horse trainer still going around in circles. Sometimes Fast. Sometimes Half-Fast.

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Re: Mandatory Test
« Reply #14 on: June 12, 2025, 09:47:06 PM »
First question.
Your horse ran three Saturdays in a row. What do you do with him this week?
The only correct answer is.
Send the jumping, breaking, and running nickel pickle off to the Amish.
Or as John Simpson Sr. of Hanover Shoe Farms might have said fifty years ago "Trade the sucker for a dog and then shoot the dog".
I am just an old horse trainer still going around in circles. Sometimes Fast. Sometimes Half-Fast.

 

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