Bullying in Broad Daylight: Jeff Gural Strong-Arms SBOANJ to Fund Meadowlands’ B

[MIKE CAMPBELL]

Oh, I never thought you cared — that would’ve required self-awareness. But you sure replied fast for someone who doesn’t. Anyway, thanks for confirming everything I already assumed. I’ll let you get back to pretending your apathy is wisdom.

Thanks, and I will let you get back to selling fuzzy dice, hubcaps and cleaning motel rooms.

[Chips N Salsa]

Thanks, Mike — it’s adorable that you think I’m in the hospitality and novelty accessory business. Meanwhile, you’re out here bootlicking billionaires like it comes with a pension. If you spent half as much time thinking critically as you do defending people who wouldn’t notice if you spontaneously combusted at a board meeting, you might actually say something worth reading. But hey, if playing back-alley PR rep for Jeff helps you feel important — carry on. Just don’t confuse proximity to power with actually having any. Now go polish that participation trophy and tell yourself you won something.

[MIKE CAMPBELL]

Thanks, Mike — it’s adorable that you think I’m in the hospitality and novelty accessory business. Meanwhile, you’re out here bootlicking billionaires like it comes with a pension. If you spent half as much time thinking critically as you do defending people who wouldn’t notice if you spontaneously combusted at a board meeting, you might actually say something worth reading. But hey, if playing back-alley PR rep for Jeff helps you feel important — carry on. Just don’t confuse proximity to power with actually having any. Now go polish that participation trophy and tell yourself you won something.

You'll always be Miquel Sanchez. Now don't forget to trim those bushes on the west side of my mansion and when you detail my Lambo, please check the oil.

[Chips N Salsa]

Appreciate the fantasy roleplay, Mike. Must be exhausting pretending to own a mansion and a Lambo when your greatest asset is a keyboard and a grudge. But hey, if it helps you cope with the fact that you peaked somewhere between dial-up internet and your last participation ribbon, I’ll play along. Just know this — when you need those bushes trimmed, I’ll make sure they spell out “Beta.” And I’ll detail your imaginary Lambo right after I finish pressure washing your self-esteem off the sidewalk. Thinking of changing my handle again. What do you think of: @StillRicherThanYou or maybe @MansionMaidToMillionaire or my personal favorite: @OilCheckedYourEgoToo Let me know which one hurts more.

— Chips n Salsa / Legend in Any Language

[MIKE CAMPBELL]

Appreciate the fantasy roleplay, Mike. Must be exhausting pretending to own a mansion and a Lambo when your greatest asset is a keyboard and a grudge. But hey, if it helps you cope with the fact that you peaked somewhere between dial-up internet and your last participation ribbon, I’ll play along. Just know this — when you need those bushes trimmed, I’ll make sure they spell out “Beta.” And I’ll detail your imaginary Lambo right after I finish pressure washing your self-esteem off the sidewalk. Thinking of changing my handle again. What do you think of: @StillRicherThanYou or maybe @MansionMaidToMillionaire or my personal favorite: @OilCheckedYourEgoToo Let me know which one hurts more.

— Chips n Salsa / Legend in Any Language

Miquel, I applaud your conviction and am impressed by your communication skills. As an abortion survivor, your grasp of reality although compromised is exemplary, even with your short comings. My only question is if you are going to remove that hanger from your head or are you keeping it for better TV reception.

[Chips N Salsa]

Mike, Wow — abortion jokes and coat hanger one-liners? Bold move. Always fascinating when someone’s argument collapses and they resort to middle school shock humor in a desperate grasp for relevance. But I’ll give you this — you’ve finally found a way to contribute: as a cautionary tale. Every group needs one. You keep flailing, I’ll keep building. One of us is clearly living rent-free in the other’s head — and spoiler: it’s not the guy with the imaginary mansion and Lambo.  Let me know if you ever want to discuss reality again. Until then, enjoy shouting into the void.

a.k.a. “Miquel,” CEO of Your Latest Obsession

[MIKE CAMPBELL]

Mike, Wow — abortion jokes and coat hanger one-liners? Bold move. Always fascinating when someone’s argument collapses and they resort to middle school shock humor in a desperate grasp for relevance. But I’ll give you this — you’ve finally found a way to contribute: as a cautionary tale. Every group needs one. You keep flailing, I’ll keep building. One of us is clearly living rent-free in the other’s head — and spoiler: it’s not the guy with the imaginary mansion and Lambo.  Let me know if you ever want to discuss reality again. Until then, enjoy shouting into the void.

a.k.a. “Miquel,” CEO of Your Latest Obsession

Here is a dose of reality for you, "Miquel". Four IM's sent to me all reveal your true identity. Now we all know why you despise Gural. I'll let that simmer in that convoluted head of yours before I reveal your true ID. PS..The only void I am shouting into is the one between your ears.

[Ignorance Is Bliss]

Here is a dose of reality for you, "Miquel". Four IM's sent to me all reveal your true identity. Now we all know why you despise Gural. I'll let that simmer in that convoluted head of yours before I reveal your true ID. PS..The only void I am shouting into is the one between your ears.

Same one's I got? Does this guy have horses with Devita???

[MIKE CAMPBELL]

Same one's I got? Does this guy have horses with Devita???

Sure does. Others also.

[Ignorance Is Bliss]

Sure does. Others also.

He's gone awful quiet.