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GOAT

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Balmoral
« on: October 21, 2024, 05:21:57 PM »
I just shit next to the tote board st Balmoral.

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Re: Balmoral
« Reply #1 on: October 21, 2024, 05:29:58 PM »
Are you an animal or human?

Jctoronto

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Re: Balmoral
« Reply #2 on: October 21, 2024, 05:48:02 PM »
Well..we know he's a GOAT.

Tote board shitters...always bet the #2.

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Re: Balmoral
« Reply #3 on: October 21, 2024, 09:31:40 PM »
Then I went to Northfield and shit next to their tote board.

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Re: Balmoral
« Reply #4 on: October 22, 2024, 06:37:37 AM »
Don't get your ass too close to the light bulbs.

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Re: Balmoral
« Reply #5 on: October 22, 2024, 06:40:13 AM »
The trifecta for you GOAT would be to travel to Freehold before December 28 and shit next to the infield tote board during a race.

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Re: Balmoral
« Reply #6 on: October 22, 2024, 07:52:15 AM »
The art GOAT is to leave your logs near board so correct wind direction gives entire home stretch a 4 and a half hour whiff or at least, with a stronger gust direction, so that management draws a good breath or two in the upper deck (though any downdraft could affect the 9 patrons along the rail)

GAS MASK DAY promotion ideas
(First 25 patrons go home with full replica WWI gas mask.)

Nice.
« Last Edit: October 22, 2024, 07:54:16 AM by Jctoronto »

GOAT

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Re: Balmoral
« Reply #7 on: October 22, 2024, 12:32:15 PM »
Actually I'm  not going to Freehold but Rosecroft instead.  That's a shit hole as well.  They need a good dootie in their infield. Then maybe on to Yonkers.

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Re: Balmoral
« Reply #8 on: October 22, 2024, 10:31:00 PM »
Actually I'm  not going to Freehold but Rosecroft instead.  That's a shit hole as well.  They need a good dootie in their infield. Then maybe on to Yonkers.

You can score a super high 5 by shitting next to the tote board at Balmoral, Northfield, Freehold, Rosecroft, and Yonkers.

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Re: Balmoral
« Reply #9 on: October 22, 2024, 10:52:54 PM »
Miss that place, good racing. 

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Re: Balmoral
« Reply #10 on: October 23, 2024, 11:25:55 AM »
Never played the Super High 5 before. Is it hard to hit? I'm more of a Daily Double guy myself.

 

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