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New Rules Approved
« on: March 16, 2024, 01:49:11 AM »
Well the rules committee have been cooking their brains in order to get some long talked about issues approved. Some are clerical and a few things for the drivers. Get ready to blow a gasket when the horse you bet is head to head in the lane,AND SUDDENLY THE CAUTION LIGHT COMES ON! That's right. All tracks are to be equipped with GREEN-YELLOW-RED lights along with speakers to verbally notify the drivers of an on track incident! Just like The non athletic sport centered around red necks(NASCAR)GREEN =Racem Boys,YELLOW =We have a problem throttle back and open your eyes &RED= Pullem up and re-enter for next week! This type of thing is going to help the drivers stay alot safer than the announcer screaming over the P.A. repeatedly. Anyone who has driven in a race knows that even passing the grandstand,you are unable to decipher the gobbley goop. Now the tracks can legally promote NASCAR STYLE RACING since there will be plenty of Drafting and GREEN YELLOW and RED flags in the event of an on track incident! tmbz1 tmbz1

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Re: New Rules Approved
« Reply #1 on: March 16, 2024, 07:36:20 AM »
The usta has a lot more to worry about than warning lights around a track.  Next they will want inflatable driving colors..  tThey are great at spending other peoples money. 
I just cant imagine sitting in a committee meeting and discussing this nonsense
when there are so many industry killing problems. 40 of the 50 directors are nothing more than yes men cheering on their fearless leader. 

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Re: New Rules Approved
« Reply #2 on: March 16, 2024, 08:16:14 AM »
 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 So now horses can run with a nitrous booster to...USTA get to the core issue the horse, and the drugs being overloaded into an animal that can't say no.
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